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Moon Seeks Independence | Chasing a noodle
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Irrelevant wit and musings from the mind of a depressed man. Skip to primary content. September 19, 2014. Following Scotland’s bid to split from the United Kingdom, the Moon has decided to follow in their footsteps and seek independence from the Earth after 4.5 billion years. Speaking via Skype, the Man on the Moon (otherwise known as the First Minister) commented:. 8220;Honestly, what do you expect? This entry was posted in Satire. One thought on “ Moon Seeks Independence. November 26, 2014 at 7:00 pm.
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I Am Stupid – Pointless Letter #6 | Chasing a noodle
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Irrelevant wit and musings from the mind of a depressed man. Skip to primary content. I Am Stupid Pointless Letter #6. November 6, 2012. Today I received an email reply from someone that I had previously had correspondance with (he sent an enquiry to me, I replied). However, this particular email from him was less than kind about me, so I felt obliged to respond in my own way. It’s number 6 in my collection of pointless letters. Have a wonderful day – don’t get too high on catnip. January 19, 2013 at 6:5...
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Food | Chasing a noodle
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Irrelevant wit and musings from the mind of a depressed man. Skip to primary content. Skip to secondary content. January 4, 2013. Now, you’ll probably appreciate it when I tell you that I’m no expert on kitchen utensils. Until recently I believed that Pestle and Mortar was a U.S. crime drama tv series from the 1980s. Still… “every little helps”…. January 20, 2012. The waiter walks over. He, at least, speaks a little more English…. Then comes the list…. 8220;What tea you like? Finally, the waiter leaves&#...
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Festive | Chasing a noodle
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Irrelevant wit and musings from the mind of a depressed man. Skip to primary content. Skip to secondary content. A selection of articles, funny photographs and links about Christmas and the festive season. December 25, 2011. It’s good to see Pope Benedict XVI attack the commercialisation of Christmas. I would like to take this opportunity to wish you all a very merry Christmas! Planes, Trains and Automobiles. December 22, 2010. So, why exhilaration? New Year Celebration Rituals. December 31, 2009. Not on...
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E-Love – Pointless Letter #5 | Chasing a noodle
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Irrelevant wit and musings from the mind of a depressed man. Skip to primary content. E-Love – Pointless Letter #5. September 17, 2012. This morning I received an email from Sage. That tugged at my heart strings and begged to be replied to. However, me being me meant that my reply had to be one of my, now infamous, pointless letters. Here’s the conversation thread, with her email appearing first. Stop killing your time surfing the Web and come to me! Dwelling on each moment? Love and hugs always. I used ...
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Humorous Stories | Chasing a noodle
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Irrelevant wit and musings from the mind of a depressed man. Skip to primary content. Skip to secondary content. Category Archives: Humorous Stories. Alastair Versus The Mosquito. May 15, 2012. Let me ask you a question. Why don’t they make alarm clocks with a mosquito sound? For the purposes of this tale I have taken the decision to name the mosquito Colin. Allow me to set the scene a little. 8230; a whining sound coming from behind my ear. Being that I’m not married, I immediately twigged tha...Well I&...
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Silly | Chasing a noodle
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Irrelevant wit and musings from the mind of a depressed man. Skip to primary content. Skip to secondary content. I Am Stupid Pointless Letter #6. November 6, 2012. Today I received an email reply from someone that I had previously had correspondance with (he sent an enquiry to me, I replied). However, this particular email from him was less than kind about me, so I felt obliged to respond in my own way. It’s number 6 in my collection of pointless letters. E-Love – Pointless Letter #5. September 17, 2012.
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alastair | Chasing a noodle
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Irrelevant wit and musings from the mind of a depressed man. Skip to primary content. Skip to secondary content. 50 Shades Of Grey Can Flock Off…. February 9, 2015. There is much anticipation for the Fifty Shades of Grey movie. And I don’t think we’ve seen so much controversy since Sharon Stone’s beaver made an appearance in Basic Instinct 23 years ago. So, how about me – will I be going to see it? Movie – or Fifty Shades of Grey for the Welsh. There were lots of ropes, chains, dominance and sheep-on-she...
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Chasing a Noodle - Part 2
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Irrelevant wit and musings from the mind of a depressed man. Skip to primary content. Skip to secondary content. Newer posts →. E-Love – Pointless Letter #5. September 17, 2012. This morning I received an email from Sage. That tugged at my heart strings and begged to be replied to. However, me being me meant that my reply had to be one of my, now infamous, pointless letters. Here’s the conversation thread, with her email appearing first. Stop killing your time surfing the Web and come to me! May 15, 2012.
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