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food for thought: February 2012
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When you are too busy to care. Thursday, February 23, 2012. Thursday, February 16, 2012. Food for thought turns three. Yeah yeah it's been a while since I posted anything. Let us skip the whole shebang, shall we? Now that we have the formalities out of the way, I would like to point out that it has been 3 years since my. Food for thought turns three today! Happy birthday to you,. Happy birthday to you,. Happy birthday dear food for thought,. Happy birthday to you. Guess it has been sometime huh? I guess ...
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food for thought: September 2012
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When you are too busy to care. Monday, September 24, 2012. Word on Majeedhee Magu. Is that I have been blogging for quite sometime, and when I look back, I see that my posts have always had a hint of cynicism. So I asked myself while crossing the equator on a plane that had no snakes: why not write something useful for a change? Hence, here I am; with my not so trusted laptop on my desk and typing up from the pages of time, some lessons in life that I hold near and dear to my heart. 4 Trust your children.
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food for thought: the coconut: the desolation of an unexpected journey to there and back
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When you are too busy to care. Tuesday, October 8, 2013. The coconut: the desolation of an unexpected journey to there and back. Ah, Usef.Male! But the years of peace and plenty was not to last. Slowly the days turned sour and the watchful nights closed in. Namaari's love of tuna grown too fierce and sickness had begun to grow within him. It was a sickness of the mind. And where sickness thrives, bad things will follow. May we help you, old man? Old man, you will have the finest bread we eat and the swee...
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food for thought: June 2013
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When you are too busy to care. Monday, June 3, 2013. Criminal court sentences serial donor to life imprisonment. The Criminal Court sentenced a serial donor to life imprisonment earlier today. The convict, who pleaded guilty to multiple accounts of donations to charity throughout the nation, will be transferred to the detention and correction facility in Male' City, where he will undergo a pre-life imprisonment medical checkup prior to commencing his sentence. The mortified woman told the reporters.
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food for thought: January 2015
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When you are too busy to care. Wednesday, January 28, 2015. A letter of apology to mohamed ibthihaal. Author's note: If you haven't heard about the incident please have a look here. Dear Mohamed Ibthihaal,. I'm sorry that even though we feel sad, we'll forget everything about you very soon. Mohamed Ibthihaal, I sincerely hope that you accept our deepest apologies because your death would be in vain and we would do nothing besides angry/sad posts on social media or pass pictures of you around and, as I no...
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food for thought: things i learned going through the education system in the maldives
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When you are too busy to care. Tuesday, June 30, 2015. Things i learned going through the education system in the maldives. Okaymaybe I'm not a stallion yet. 1 Fear of being wrong. Family, they get special treatment from the teacher and this irresponsible behavior from teachers and the school staff was very much out in the open. 3 Looking after yourself. When I was in grade 5 I had my first foreign teacher and boy was he scary! 4 You feel like you're studying for the sake of studying. You'll learn it lat...
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food for thought: December 2012
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When you are too busy to care. Wednesday, December 19, 2012. Presidential vows: a dialogue. Me: Hello again my dear friend. Shampire: May peace be with you and you are not my friend. Me: Good to see you're doing well. Shampire: So why did you drag me into this hideous excuse of a place you call a home? Me: A man's home is his castle, they say. Shampire: They are wrong. And you suck. Me: Moving on. I hear you're interested in politics? Me: you got to do it on your own. Shampire: No, you fool! Shampire: Yo...
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food for thought: August 2014
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When you are too busy to care. Wednesday, August 27, 2014. Family disowns firstborn for freethinking. The authorities have thus far been reluctant to disclose the details as they do not want to publicly acknowledge the action and give legitimacy to disownment. Despite the secrecy, reporters were able to get a hold of the mother. Khadheeja (not her real name), a distraught woman of forty-three (not her real age), told reporters that her first born refused to eat vegetables at dinner. We are paying for his...
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food for thought: September 2014
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When you are too busy to care. Tuesday, September 9, 2014. If maldivian institutions were honest. DISCLAIMER: Please excuse my photo editing skills. I used Powerpoint (read: Excel) to make these images. For a better view, just click on the first picture and you can go through the pictures as a slideshow. The following post is rated 'H' for Honest! Can you think of anymore? Let me know in the comments. Until next time. Adios. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). View my complete profile. Curiouser and Curiouser .