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Garbage: Left, Recycling: Right: Earth vs. Facebook
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Garbage: Left, Recycling: Right. You can be sarcastic about anything, but you can't be sarcastic about everything. Earth vs. Facebook. Since I've already done two Earth Day posts, why not another, right? This time we'll celebrate Earth Day by comparing Earth to Facebook. Let's see what they have in common. People waste a good chunk of their day on Facebook. People also waste a good chunk of their day on the Earth. The productive activity that takes place on both is relatively negligible. If I was from sp...
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Garbage: Left, Recycling: Right: State Capitals, Part One
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Garbage: Left, Recycling: Right. You can be sarcastic about anything, but you can't be sarcastic about everything. State Capitals, Part One. Good morning, everyone! Today we're going to begin a series on STATE CAPITALS! Everyone else is definitely as excited about this as I am! PART ONE: THE LETTER A. Did you know 5. State capitals begin with the letter A? We will also skip Annapolis and Atlanta. This brings us to Augusta, Maine. Maine is one of two states whose capital should actually be Portland. State...
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Garbage: Left, Recycling: Right: March 2010
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Garbage: Left, Recycling: Right. You can be sarcastic about anything, but you can't be sarcastic about everything. SLICE of BREAD: It’s so cold in here. SLICE of TOAST: Really? I’m rather toasty. SLICE of TOAST #1: Would you like anything to drink? SLICE of TOAST #2: Sure, I do feel a little parched. SLICE of TOAST #1: Great. And do you mind if I turn the heat down a little bit? It’s getting too toasty. SLICE of TOAST #2: That’s fine, I was feeling a little toasty myself. There’s a shark! Subscribe to: P...
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Garbage: Left, Recycling: Right: An Unstoppable Force
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Garbage: Left, Recycling: Right. You can be sarcastic about anything, but you can't be sarcastic about everything. Follow me, if you will, as I compare the life of this blog to that of a fearsome bear. Pay attention, dear reader, and you shall see how truly apt and terrifying this analogy is. Hopefully your soul will not shudder to visit this blog again in the future, but there is a distinct possibility that it will. And how can I blog when I'm not at work? Sir, the unstoppable force is coming toward us.
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Bloggin' It Up: September 2006
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Mark's Life. In its boring details. Thursday, September 28, 2006. The Anti-Return of the Blogger. I call it an anti-return because the firm I work at has blocked all web-based e-mail and all blogs. That's like cutting off an arm, or something. Jerks! And all in the name of "productivity".well, pish-posh to productivity. Nah, it's not a bad idea, I guess. Just bring it, Yankees/A's! Ps Dear Harry, Thank you for letting the Twins take two out of three from Baltimore last weekend. Posted by Mark at 4:30 PM.
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Garbage: Left, Recycling: Right: The End of the Universe
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Garbage: Left, Recycling: Right. You can be sarcastic about anything, but you can't be sarcastic about everything. The End of the Universe. Two people are walking down the street as though the universe were not going to end anytime soon. PERSON A: Doesn't it suck to get stuck in traffic? PERSON B: You bet it does! Especially when it's snowing. PERSON A: Good point. Weather is the other thing that I like to talk about. PERSON B: I'm glad we're friends. We have so much in common. PERSON A: I guess so.
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Garbage: Left, Recycling: Right: March 2011
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Garbage: Left, Recycling: Right. You can be sarcastic about anything, but you can't be sarcastic about everything. I want to live inside a kangaroo. Ways this will improve my life:. Thanks to layers and mucus and what I assume are other unrelentingly pleasant bodily fluids, I will always be warm and comfortable. Whenever I start to feel a little chilly, I can just tuck myself a little deeper in that cozy pouch, rub up extra close to that soft tissue, and warm right up. It will be crowded. Once some j...
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The Blogulution
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23 Jun 06 - 13 Oct 06. 07/09/2006 - Paal Makes Me Young. 07/01/2006 - The bean. 07/01/2006 - Pat taking the El. Blogging With a Ghost. 04/21/2006 - Fighting off the zombie blog. 04/20/2006 - Harry and Arun, listen up! 02/17/2006 - Paging Mike Rickmanwich. 05/18/2006 - Joe and Bri in Paris. 04/25/2006 - I heart paris. Avant-blog; "ess (comma) the oyster.". 07/08/2006 - my split wardrobe/don't drink unless nervous. 07/05/2006 - viciously purging: canned, phonedin. 06/19/2006 - remember the other? 06/26/200...
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Garbage: Left, Recycling: Right: June 2010
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Garbage: Left, Recycling: Right. You can be sarcastic about anything, but you can't be sarcastic about everything. I always thought there should be more bees in the news. Cuz everyone likes bees, right? What's not to like about bees? They're like clowns, only funnier and more obviously striped. So today my hopes were finally realized: "Driver in bee-infested crash ordered something something whatever.". Wow, seventeen MILLION bees! What if you had your windows down? The bees would pour in! If I was from ...
