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Dick Tales: November 2008
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Monday, November 17, 2008. So I've had a epiphany and I think I need to make a new blog. Wouldn't it be AWESOME if I started a blog that reviews different root beers? Sunday, November 9, 2008. What NOT to blog about. After that lovely intro we will proceed with the list. The first thing I would like to see less of is this:. I don't want to see a pictures of the turd or urine. These are all things that the body is excreting for a reason. They are not pleasant and not meant to be shared.
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Dick Tales: What NOT to blog about
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Sunday, November 9, 2008. What NOT to blog about. After that lovely intro we will proceed with the list. The first thing I would like to see less of is this:. I don't want to see a pictures of the turd or urine. These are all things that the body is excreting for a reason. They are not pleasant and not meant to be shared. I especially like the pirate blood drop. WELL I GOTTATAKE A POOPY NOW, SO ILL SEE YA WHEN I SEE YA.STAY BLACK! November 10, 2008 at 10:39 AM. November 10, 2008 at 2:38 PM. I mainly keep...
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Dick Tales: Buffalo
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Monday, February 4, 2008. First and foremost, driving. I can handle a lot of the things people do. We all get cut off, we all get people swerving around us, I don't even mind getting flipped the occasional bird (although I may follow said flipper to their house and break their kneecaps with a nine iron, or at least scream like I will). I can even deal with people driving 45 on the freeway. Two things I do not like. These are just two of the worst driving peeves, which I will categorize as one complaint.
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Dick Tales: Amazing Healthcare
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Tuesday, October 2, 2007. After Erica delivered our child at the Millard Fillmore Suburban hospital, I did a little research to determine the qualifications needed to work there. Whilst searching I stumbled across this application form on the city's official website:. None other than Mr Mole. So the two of them poke around for a while, finally settle on the fact that they have no idea what in the sam hell they are doing and decide to bring in another doctor. October 3, 2007 at 1:04 AM. Seriously. wha...
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Dick Tales: October 2007
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Friday, October 12, 2007. On a different note, what's with the news in Buffalo? Since we moved here a little over a year ago, we have heard about the possibility of a " Bass Pro Shop. HOWEVER, the last time I heard about this on the news they did redeem themselves a bit with the next story. Unfortunately it was not a local story, but it was about a teacher that decided it would be a good idea to staple. A Post-It note to a fourth-grader's forehead. I don't even need to elaborate on that one. Needless to ...
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Dick Tales
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Monday, February 4, 2008. Erica and I look forward to Monday nights. No, no, no, not for family night. It's for the recent and triumphant return of American Gladiators! She has several more of these fanciful stories for those that are interested. Anyway, for those that have not yet taken the time to watch this fantastic show, I recommend it. The quality acting blows my mind. It is hosted by none other than the amazing HULKSTER (see post below. AAHHU AAAHU AHHHHHHHUUUUUUHHHHH (that's my phonetic howl type).
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Dick Tales: GOD BLESS AMERICAn idol
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Thursday, February 21, 2008. GOD BLESS AMERICAn idol. Firstly, I know, I admit it, I watch American Idol. The first step of recovery is recognizing you have a problem, right? Well apparently I'm confused about what it takes to make it in the world. The kid that got the most camera time (until he got the boot), is a whining, crybaby, homeless, high school drop out. I dropped out of high school. WAAAHHHH! I live in my car. WAAAHHHHH! I sing with a British accent. WAAAAHHHH! Who put super-glue on my hand?
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Dick Tales: February 2008
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Thursday, February 21, 2008. GOD BLESS AMERICAn idol. Firstly, I know, I admit it, I watch American Idol. The first step of recovery is recognizing you have a problem, right? Well apparently I'm confused about what it takes to make it in the world. The kid that got the most camera time (until he got the boot), is a whining, crybaby, homeless, high school drop out. I dropped out of high school. WAAAHHHH! I live in my car. WAAAHHHHH! I sing with a British accent. WAAAAHHHH! Who put super-glue on my hand?
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Dick Tales: Public Service Announcement
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Saturday, August 18, 2007. Who knows what a hammer, a tape measure, and a football have in common? First the hammer. Whilst assisting a fellow in the ward with the roofing of his house I managed to smash my thumb with a hammer. This was not the classic smash on the fingernail, resulting in a sore thumb and possibly the loss of a fingernail. I managed to miss the protective fingernail completely and hit just the side of my thumb, which proceeded to pop like a tomato and bleed profusely. Oh, I will. Our ha...
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Dick Tales: September 2007
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Tuesday, September 18, 2007. I recently made an attempt at growing some facial hair. In order to give you an honest visualization of what it looked like (this picture is from last year's man-stache), I will post a few of my wife's comments. As many of you probably DO NOT know, the mustache. Has a rich and illustrious history, dating back to 300 B.C. Due to discrimination and bigotry the American Mustache Institute (AMI). Has been established to protect and promote this beautiful icon of Manness.
