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VARIOUS LIES: July 2006
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THINGS THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN, STUFF THAT'S MADE UP. Monday, July 31, 2006. Last week, Walmart, Inc. (NYSE: WMT) decided to place an order for over a million Fat Cart model 375 from Consolidated Cart and Wheelchair (Nasdaq: CCW) to cater to it's constantly growing population of morbidly obese customers. With the order of a million Fat Cart model 375s, Consolidated Cart and Wheelchair's (Nasdaq: CCW) stock is expected to skyrocket. CCW is also in talks with Meijer, Home Depot, Lowes to possibly deliver a ...
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VARIOUS LIES: November 2006
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THINGS THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN, STUFF THAT'S MADE UP. Wednesday, November 29, 2006. Jimmy Carter and Habitat for Humanity. Jimmy Carter first got involved with Habitat for Humanity after playing a benefit show for them in 1982 with his band, Jimmy Carter and the Car-Tones. Posted by Paulo at 5:10 PM. Thursday, November 09, 2006. Posted by Lew at 4:01 PM. Sunday, November 05, 2006. My older brother told me that guy is in love with you and he's going to marry you. Posted by Lew at 10:35 AM. US Treasury Departme...
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VARIOUS LIES: August 2006
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THINGS THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN, STUFF THAT'S MADE UP. Thursday, August 31, 2006. Posted by Lew at 10:19 PM. Posted by LeoBro at 10:25 AM. Tuesday, August 29, 2006. My uncle Larry was a Navy seal, and once he failed in his mission so he tried to commit ritual suicide when he got home, which is on page 197 of the US Navy Seals handbook. But his wife came home and found him and started crying so he superglued the wound shut, including the heart valve. Posted by Lew at 8:52 PM. Monday, August 28, 2006. The US....
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VARIOUS LIES: October 2006
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THINGS THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN, STUFF THAT'S MADE UP. Tuesday, October 31, 2006. The Origin of Graffiti. By coincidence, Gino Graffiti (1936-1959), no relation, invented canned spray paint in 1953. Posted by LeoBro at 5:18 PM. Sunday, October 29, 2006. Posted by Lew at 7:18 PM. Friday, October 27, 2006. Of course, the Simpsons is written right here in the USA, by Starbucks drinking, donut eating ivy league educated hipsters who are required by company policy to wear a soul patch. Posted by Lew at 10:41 AM.
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VARIOUS LIES: December 2006
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THINGS THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN, STUFF THAT'S MADE UP. Monday, December 25, 2006. James Brown, The Godfather of Soul, died today of a P.C.P. overdose. He was 69 years old, and still funky. Posted by Paulo at 1:12 PM. Tuesday, December 19, 2006. Christmas time tragedy for Nicholas Cage. Posted by Paulo at 1:42 PM. Wednesday, December 13, 2006. All the comics use it. That's why they never test comics for humor drugs. I never got hold of any, which is why I'm not funny. Otherwise I would be hilarious. Monday, Dec...
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VARIOUS LIES: January 2007
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THINGS THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN, STUFF THAT'S MADE UP. Thursday, January 25, 2007. Big Oil Loses Money Every Day. Everyone thinks that the big oil companies are making out like bandits, but people don't realize that they are actually losing money every day. That's because they are forced by tradition to set prices at the pump that are always 1/10th cent less. For example, they can't charge $3.00 per gallon, they can only charge $2.99 and 9/10. That may not seem like much, but it adds up to pennies per day!
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VARIOUS LIES: March 2007
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THINGS THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN, STUFF THAT'S MADE UP. Monday, March 26, 2007. By 1927, libraries all over the United States and Great Britain were forced to spend hundreds of thousands of dollars re-ordering their catalog card files. Posted by LeoBro at 9:55 PM. Wednesday, March 21, 2007. How to Rotate Your Tires. Posted by LeoBro at 9:44 AM. Tuesday, March 20, 2007. Posted by LeoBro at 8:39 AM. Friday, March 16, 2007. Posted by Lew at 9:29 AM. Wednesday, March 14, 2007. Be Careful of Hot Slides. One day when...
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VARIOUS LIES: April 2007
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THINGS THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN, STUFF THAT'S MADE UP. Monday, April 23, 2007. My Ten Years in Hiding. I lived secretly in the woods for ten years when the FBI confused my name with a counterfeiter and came after me. I lived off mostly elk that I would kill with my spear and sometimes my bare hands, and also berries and things like that. Finally they caught the right guy and I could move back to Pittsburgh. Posted by LeoBro at 10:03 PM. Wednesday, April 18, 2007. Posted by Lew at 6:45 PM. Sunday, April 15, 2007.
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VARIOUS LIES: February 2007
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THINGS THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN, STUFF THAT'S MADE UP. Wednesday, February 07, 2007. My Mother was a Secret Astronaut. When I was 10, my mother went on a secret mission to Jupiter. She was gone for a year and a half. When she came back she brought me a rock that came from one of Jupiter's moons. I still have it. I asked her once why NASA picked her. She said it was because she was really good at directions. Of course she wouldn't let me tell anyone at school. Posted by LeoBro at 8:00 AM. Chickens can do math.