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Comical Tommy: Talking down Hartlepus
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Reports from La'abour's zany Minister of Information. Wednesday, September 22, 2004. From the pen of. Why oh why oh why do the Liberaldem Infidel continue to talk down Hartlepus? Today, the wicked fiend Jody Dung gave a speech in Bournemouth (you won't find. Me give a speech. Not at a conference, not outside Hartlepus, NOT ANYWHERE! In which she almost said:. Caught you out Dung! Now NOONE will vote for you! The fact she does not know this proves that all she wants to do is talk down the town. Only New L...
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Comical Tommy: Beyond Parody III: Wright Cretin
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Reports from La'abour's zany Minister of Information. Saturday, September 25, 2004. Beyond Parody III: Wright Cretin. Iain Wright: I’m fighting predominantly on crime and anti-social behaviour. Interviewer: But you’re in favour of foundation hospitals, war and tuition fees? Wright: You know, the people of this town want tough measures on anti-social behaviour. Interviewer: Had you been the MP of Hartlepool, you would happily have voted for foundation hospitals, tuition fees and war in Iraq? Tom is the ta...
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Comical Tommy: A postcard from Hartlepus
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Reports from La'abour's zany Minister of Information. Wednesday, September 15, 2004. A postcard from Hartlepus. I haven't been posting lately because, in recognition of my tremendously successful 27% swing in Hodge Hill, I have been promoted by Tony Blair to the rank of volunteer Bottom Inspector. Truly, Comrade Blair rewards the faithful. Ian Wright has been criticised for not having a voice in the campaign. This is ludicrous! Of course he has a voice! He is an independent and astute political genius!
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Comical Tommy: Wicked, vile censorship!
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Reports from La'abour's zany Minister of Information. Monday, August 23, 2004. Wicked, vile censorship! As many long-time readers will know, I am a big exponent of getting MPs to set up hate sites dedicated to exposing the Liberaldem Infidel for the evil scum they are. It pains me therefore to learn that many MPs are afraid of doing so because they have shamelessly and mercilessly attacked me on my weblog. Perhaps La'abour should ban them from using the internet in order to protect freedom of speech.
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Comical Tommy: Beyond Parody II
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Reports from La'abour's zany Minister of Information. Wednesday, September 01, 2004. That's it. Down tools. We're on strike. How can we be expected to write a parody blog under working conditions like this? Tom Watson's monkey boys at Lib Dem Watch. Have now joined forced with UKIP. You'd think it was even vaguely interesting, rather than just deeply sad. Jesus wept! Point out that the software is from (gasp! The US, and is used by both LDW and The Comical One himself? Point out that UKIP's. Tom is the t...
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Comical Tommy: A final word from Uncle Tommy...
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Reports from La'abour's zany Minister of Information. Wednesday, September 29, 2004. A final word from Uncle Tommy. As I write, I am still trembling with excitement from Tony Blair's speech yesterday. Yes, I am not ashamed to admit that I soiled myself with delight when he announced that ID cards would be introduced by a third term La'abour Government. Any other true man would have done the same. On account of me being a shameless dirtbag who went too far even by La'abour standards. And what a nephew!
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Comical Tommy: April 2004
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Reports from La'abour's zany Minister of Information. Monday, April 26, 2004. A flag for the Liberaldem Infidel. At last I can announce the winner of my flag competition. For the Liberaldem infidel. Here it is:. It is a white flag! New La'abour is famed for its legendary sense of humour! Laugh, you humourless dogs! You cower in the face of our superior laughter making! Posted by Tommy @ 5:25 pm. Thursday, April 15, 2004. Patrick Diamond is an infidel. Patrick Diamond is a liberaldem infidel in disguise.
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Comical Tommy: July 2004
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Reports from La'abour's zany Minister of Information. Saturday, July 31, 2004. Liberaldems force children to eat drugs! Earlier today, I saw liberaldem activists wandering around in Hartlepus forcing children and animals to eat drugs. It is true I tell you. This is just typical of the depths that the liberaldems have sunk. The city is covered with their graffiti and they beat up old women. They're mothers are whores, and sons of whores. Posted by Tommy @ 3:01 am. Thursday, July 29, 2004. Posted by Tommy ...
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Comical Tommy: Clarification Part 2
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Reports from La'abour's zany Minister of Information. Friday, September 17, 2004. For the record, whenever we attack the other candidates for having "London Spin Doctors", we do of course not include professional spin doctors. Who are resident in Islington. Books about viral marketing. Islington, like West Bromwich, Houghton and Washington, is to be regarded as a suburb of Hartlepool for the purpose of the La'abour election campaign. Except when Liberaldem infidel come from there of course. Tom is very s...
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Comical Tommy: Wright throws down the gauntlet
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Reports from La'abour's zany Minister of Information. Thursday, September 16, 2004. Wright throws down the gauntlet. You don't get one of these. Without being extraordinarily, excrutiatingly, possibly illegally, local. Beat that, Dunn! Posted by Tommy @ 9:36 pm. Tom is the tactical genius behind the Birmingham Hodge Hill by-election, where Labour staggered on to just win after suffering the 7th worse by-election swing in their history. He is the co-author of " Votes for Tone. A postcard from Hartlepus.