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Lapsus Linguae: November 2004
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A slip of the tongue: correcting the misspoken since 2004! Tuesday, November 30, 2004. Tom Ridge, Porter Goss, and the Search for Noah's Ark. Who can hear of it and not weep? The little packets of nothing you would put in water and wait for hours until nothing happened and you dumped the whole thing in the sink? Up there. Hang a left at the yeti and you can't miss it. Don't forget to stop in at our gift shop on the way down.". Mickey, did you see this? THEY'VE FOUND NOAH'S ARK! I'm too shocked to answer.
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Lapsus Linguae: July 2005
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A slip of the tongue: correcting the misspoken since 2004! Monday, July 25, 2005. You Heard It Hear First, Loser. Here's a quote from White House Press Secretary Scott McClelland's website, March 17 2004:. Q Scott, does Secretary Rumsfeld approve methods that Seymour Hirsch is reporting, that includes humiliating Iraqis or using sexual interrogation techniques? Was any of that approved by Secretary Rumsfeld, to your knowledge? So what's this quaint, old-fashioned kinda guy discovered now? Lapsus Clandest...
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Lapsus Linguae: September 2005
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A slip of the tongue: correcting the misspoken since 2004! Monday, September 05, 2005. We take no joy in the deaths of innocent people, but we believe that God is in control of the weather. The day Bourbon Street and the French Quarter was flooded was the day that 125,000 homosexuals were going to be celebrating sin in the streets. we're calling it an act of God."*. This is indeed a cruel piece of natural philosophy! Katrina, like the Lisbon earthquake, killed the good and wicked alike, and left vast suf...
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Lapsus Linguae: August 2005
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A slip of the tongue: correcting the misspoken since 2004! Monday, August 29, 2005. Here at Lapsus Linguae, we have just learned that David Hager (please see the Lapsus of May 19, 2005, entitled "Boom-shaka-laka (the REAL story)" for details) has resigned his post as chairman of the Reproductive Health Drugs Advisory Commitee of the Federal Food and Drug Administration. Posted by Mickey Marx at 7:53 PM. Tuesday, August 16, 2005. She's like the computer on the Enterprise: she's everywhere! Hey Marx, this ...
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Lapsus Linguae: Top Ten Worst Battlestar Galactica Colonial Convoy Ship Names
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A slip of the tongue: correcting the misspoken since 2004! Sunday, February 19, 2006. Top Ten Worst Battlestar Galactica Colonial Convoy Ship Names. Don't forget to reply to one of the previous two posts to log your BSG Worst Callsigns: when we get to 100 I'll post them as a single entry. As for the ship names, here are some of the plucky freighter ID's you'll rarely see featured in the series, but they're pluggin' along toward Earth just the same:. 10 The Irreconcilable Differences. 6 The Home Cooking.
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Lapsus Linguae: True Story
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A slip of the tongue: correcting the misspoken since 2004! Sunday, October 02, 2005. Near where I catch the bus in to work everyday, on the corner of Beechwood and Lilac, there's a utility box. The other day I noticed that some wag had glued a little poster to it which read, exactly:. Seconds of your life. Be more lax in our spelling? Besides, I was waiting for the stoplight anyway, so I really didn't waste, or waist, any time at all. You've won this round, Infekt. Posted by Mickey Marx at 7:16 AM. I do ...
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Lapsus Linguae: January 2005
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A slip of the tongue: correcting the misspoken since 2004! Wednesday, January 12, 2005. So Long, F- I mean, Tucker Carlson. Enjoy the "jobless recovery," dick. Originally uploaded by Mickey Marx. TUCKER: I do think you're funnier on your show, just my opinion. STEWART: And you know what's interesting? You're just as big a dick on your show as you are on any show. It's worth watching: http:/ homepage.mac.com/duffyb/nobush/iMovieTheater231.html if you'd like to see it. Posted by Mickey Marx at 7:35 PM.
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Lapsus Linguae: May 2005
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A slip of the tongue: correcting the misspoken since 2004! Thursday, May 19, 2005. Posted by Mickey Marx at 8:35 PM. The REAL story (boom shaka laka! The sexual agenda of the Evangelical Christianist Right in America has long been very confusing to me. But you know what? THEY DON'T WANT US TO HAVE SEX FOR FUN. Now HE'S fun. There's an evangelical, Christian, moral neo-con you'd like to have at your birthday party, but, and I cannot say this strongly enough, DO NOT LET HIM GET YOU DRUNK. The Tin Foil Hat.
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Lapsus Linguae: March 2005
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A slip of the tongue: correcting the misspoken since 2004! Tuesday, March 15, 2005. Arcoloa: Smiting Mediocre Fiction. This from our friends at the BBC:. Dan's just been spending too much time playing Illuminati online. I can't believe that you're raising him on par with Gallileo or Da Vinci as a thinker whose writings are actually threatening to you. Hey, I know, let's have an auto-da-fe for the Teletubbies, while we're at it! Posted by Mickey Marx at 7:54 PM. Mr Ismail: "What radiation problem? 10 Draw...