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If the internet gets sentience it’s first sentence will be, “There’s this thing I don’t like so I told everyone I don’t like it then people were mean but they’re stupid ’cause I can say anything and I don’t like that and why can’t everything be about meeeeee.”. Then the bombs go off. This entry was posted in Ramblings. March 29, 2013. Cubicle Commando Safety Tip. My brain is ungood →. Leave a Reply Cancel reply. Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *. You may use these.
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Well this is new | Bet The Arm
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Well this is new. My apartment may be haunted. When I first moved in, I hung a Great Divide Brewery sign by the front door, and a couple days later found the sign behind the place, but the nail was still in the wall. Never figured out how it got over there other than “weird wind gust” but that didn’t sit right. Last night, the doorbell kept ringing, despite nobody being in the yard or near the place. This went on until about 1am. So there’s that. This entry was posted in Ramblings. January 29, 2014.
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You know which of your addictions holds sway when you think, I’d be drinking but I’m out of cigarettes. You’d like to think he saw it the way. He was never old until the past year. Then, slowly, he aged. He couldn’t walk as upright, but he could still work. Breathing became labored, but not enough that he couldn’t walk with his wife. Assisted living. Hospice. Machines to help the breathing, morphine to dull the pain. Don’t worry about me, I’ll be fine. More news. A friend from high school. Her da...A hre...
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There has been a pair of brand new, still in the box Chuck Taylor’s in the back of my closet for over a decade. Put them back for safe-keeping because the old ones aren’t quite broken in yet. This entry was posted in Ramblings. January 24, 2013. Cubicle Commando Safety Tip. Perhaps Mellodramitic →. Leave a Reply Cancel reply. Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *. You may use these. Bet The Arm on Tumblr. Life As We Blow It. Proudly powered by WordPress.
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This has to have been done. The idea can’t be original. I forget where I read it or who said it about books (I want to credit Kelly Sue DeConnick. But can’t find the actual link), but I’d really like to see a movie remade with the genders of the main characters swapped. The only script change would be pronouns. And I think the best film to do this with would be. Think about it; it’s an iconic film that damn near every person on Earth at least has heard the name. This can’t be an original idea, but ...
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Timothy Asher was raised by platypus in the wilds of the Sydney Zoo. Since this is in no way true and he cannot be trusted to write a bio, here are some things other people have said about Asher:. Asher’s] the most irresponsible responsible person I know. 8211; Jaime, college roommate. It’s [his] commitment to being contrarian that I enjoy. 8211; Scott Harrell, lifeasweblowit.com. He’s like an Evil Starter Kit. 8211; Chrissy, bartender. 8211; Andrew Norcross, andrewnorcross.com. Bri, sarcasmically.com.
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Cubicle Commando Safety Tip. Try not to paraphrase Darth Vader while in meetings. Examples include:. 8220;You do not know the. 8220;I find your lack of doughnuts…disturbing.”. 8220;Join me, and together we will rule the galaxy as web guy and sales weasel! 8220;You are a part of the sales team and a traitor! On seeing an old phone] “A tremor in the Force. The last time I felt it was in the presence of dial-up.”. This entry was posted in Ramblings. March 14, 2013. Cubicle Commando Safety Tip.
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Cubicle Commando Safety Tip. Two cups of coffee, one Red Bull, a 16oz. Coca-Cola, a mid-sized pack of beef jerky and a Baby Ruth candy bar and should not be consumed within a two-hour time period. Gastrointestinal calamities aside, the caffeine to chronology ratio may result in you turning up a song very, very loud and dancing on your desk while shouting, “Yeah, can you feel that shit! This entry was posted in Ramblings. January 24, 2013. So last month I put this on Twitter:. Yeah, I made a Zazzle store.
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This has to have been done. The idea can’t be original. | Bet The Arm
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This has to have been done. The idea can’t be original. I forget where I read it or who said it about books (I want to credit Kelly Sue DeConnick. But can’t find the actual link), but I’d really like to see a movie remade with the genders of the main characters swapped. The only script change would be pronouns. And I think the best film to do this with would be. Think about it; it’s an iconic film that damn near every person on Earth at least has heard the name. This can’t be an original idea, but ...
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My brain is ungood | Bet The Arm
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My brain is ungood. While flipping through the notebook I always carry, found this in my near-illegible scrawl:. Convertable driving across bridge. Pelican flies over, poops on windshield. If you don’t know, pelicans poop A LOT. Windshield covered, driver turns on wipers in panic. It spreads and flies over windshield and into car, splashing on passengers. Panic and hijinx ensue. The hell is wrong with me? This entry was posted in Ramblings. April 22, 2013. Leave a Reply Cancel reply. You may use these.