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Friday, 31 October 2008. Little Johnny and Jenny are only 10 years old, but they just know that they are in love. One day they decide that they want to get married, so Johnny goes to Jenny's father to ask him for her hand. Johnny bravely walks up to him and says "Mr. Smith, me and Jenny are in love and I want to ask you for her hand in marriage.". Thinking that this was the cutest thing, Mr. Smith replies, "Well Johnny, you are only 10. Where will you two live? An elderly man in Phoenix calls his son Bob...
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Wednesday, 24 December 2008. A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:. Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time.". Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? The man pulls of...
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Monday, 21 September 2009. It's 21/09/2009 and the first day of my diet regime. But I'm doing it only because I know I need to lose weight, and not because I enjoy losing weight. I need to lose weight because if I don't, I am faced with the prospect of contracting the many illnesses linked to obesity. On the other hand, I do not enjoy losing weight because it means I have to pass up on my favourite food. Well, maybe that's why they call reality a bitch. Walking Alone On This Endless Road] * 08:20. The fr...
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Tuesday, 19 August 2008. The Humour Mail series is back! Hope you enjoy them as much as I did! A young wife, who was becoming frustrated with her young husbands constant demands for sex, decides to make a schedule for him, to cut down on the amount of times that they will have to make love for the rest of their marriage. I accept your proposal and have even taken the extra step of listing at the bottom of this letter, those days starting with the letter 'T' to make sure that we are on the same page.
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Wednesday, 28 May 2008. SBS Management - Incompetent Hypocrites! You've probably seen those "our bus captains have the right to work in a safe environment" all over bus interchanges and bus stops. Well just a couple of weeks ago there was this article in the newspapers, exposing how the SBS management gave bus captains demerit points whenever they were ill and had to take medical leave. Bus captains have the right to work in a safe environment, but have no right to take medical leave when they are unwell?
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Saturday, 26 July 2008. Derived from an internet news article. Frickin funny! WELLINGTON, New Zealand - A family court judge in New Zealand has had enough with parents giving their children bizarre names here, and did something about it. Just ask Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii. He had her renamed. Judge Rob Murfitt made the 9-year-old girl a ward of the court so that her name could be changed, he said in a ruling made public Thursday. The girl was involved in a custody battle, he said. Clarke said offi...
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Tuesday, 30 September 2008. A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Morals of the story:. A priest off...
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Thursday, 25 June 2009. Two Arabs boarded a flight out of London. One took a window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle seat. Just before takeoff, an American sat down in the aisle seat. After takeoff, the American kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Arab in the window seat said, "I need to get up and get a beer". Don't get up," said the American, "I'm in the aisle seat. I'll get it for you". Why does it have to be this way? This fighting between our nations?
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Tuesday, 30 September 2008. A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Morals of the story:. A priest off...
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Monday, 30 June 2008. Did a fair bit of cooking over the weekend and must admit it was quite fun actually. Washing the dishes wasn't as bad either. And just to digress a little, I think all the household chores I've had to do so far have been pretty okay, EXCEPT ironing. Oh I HATE. Anyway, do take a look at the pictures below, courtesy of chef Darren Lau hehehe. Finally perfected the art of cooking the oatmeal cereal my father usually prepares. Hope you drool! Friday (Dinner) - Tuna Bacon Egg Sandwich.
