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lowercasecarmen: June 2009
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Because capitals would be a little too pretentious. Stories in two parts. Photos courtesy of my boyfriend. Dudes, I have no idea what I'm doing with my life. There are these kids who scream outside my apartment window incessantly, and I'm scared that one of these days I'm gonna go outside, grab one by the shoulders, and tell them to seize the day like never before. Pee your pants, because, why not? But uh, yes, here's to hoping I don't actually do that. Heh.heh.uh.oh God. Sent me a lovely gift. Yes, ...
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lowercasecarmen: September 2009
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Because capitals would be a little too pretentious. You Know Your Mother Is An Internet Scam Artist When. An email I received from my mother this morning:. Do you want to spend Christmas in the Carribean? As copy and pasted) http:/ vancouver.en.craigslist.ca/van/edu/1397999317.html. Now I'll just go click on that link and before you know it some lovely stranger will have stolen my credit card info and bought nine orders of 7-11 nachos, 13 packs of rollies, and a ferrari. Sippin' on Gin and Juice. The pro...
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lowercasecarmen: April 2009
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Because capitals would be a little too pretentious. Facebook taught me to refer to myself in the third. She woke up to find that he had already left for work. The kids outside screamed in the park, and as of yet, she was not annoyed. Pulling herself out of bed and stumbling into the kitchen in search of coffee, she wondered how long it would be until she hung her head out of the window and told the little ones to shut up. Luckily, for the time being, she was busy with the thought of caffeine. I had a job...
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lowercasecarmen: November 2009
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Because capitals would be a little too pretentious. We've had some people replacing the tiles in our bathroom because of some mold/sealing issues. I know, I know, riveting stuff, please Carmen, go on about bathroom renovations! Right now two workers are singing "Killed By Death" and recounting scenes from the music video. PS - the above pic was my halloween costume. I went for gangsta but sort of came off looking 90's. Oh well. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). I like babies, cinnamon buns, and sales.
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lowercasecarmen: May 2009
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Because capitals would be a little too pretentious. I'm Prepared To Alienate People With This One. Sometimes I admit things to the internet that I never would in real life. Things, perhaps, like the fact that I watched a Miley Cyrus bio in full and then told my boyfriend over dinner, "that girl was really born to perform.". Though I have a lovely boyfriend and am therefore not interested in online dating sites, I can only imagine what my profile would be like. Is you appetite whetted? Go get 'em tiger!
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lowercasecarmen: July 2009
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Because capitals would be a little too pretentious. It's so hot in my parent's house I could just melt. My dad told me to suck it up about the whole AC issue, and my mom told him to be quiet because he doesn't have to wear a bra in this heat. It's true, who knew boobs could sweat so much. Suddenly I don't mind being on the smaller side. I can already see that I won't be able to sum up the kinds of things I'm feeling right now without sounding painfully sentimental. Suffice to say it's nice to be home...
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lowercasecarmen: August 2009
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Because capitals would be a little too pretentious. The music is blasting, Noah is wearing a football jersey, and I'm trying to down as much coffee as possible before leaving for one of my three jobs. It's morning, yes, morning I think. But who knows, my memory has taken a trip to Exhaustion-ville, which is really not much of a ville but more like an impound lot. You show up, and you're like hey, can I just get my memory back? And you're all, what? Oh, thanks, philosopher! I think I'm going in circles.
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lowercasecarmen: December 2009
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Because capitals would be a little too pretentious. Exclamation points in titles! Bought this today so that my luggage will certainly be heavy weight. Or maybe that's just my brain, ZING! Just me, Rudolph, and a polar bear. No big deal, just hanging with my Christmas posse while my sister creeps personal on Craigslist. I decided to give you two gifts this Jesus day:. 1) Christmas posse gangsta face. And, 2) Christmas posse straight up. Yer welcome. Peace and love. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom).
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lowercasecarmen: October 2009
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Because capitals would be a little too pretentious. These photos were taken in the summer with an old digital SLR that, unfortunately, has a light leak. I think it's a Yashica? I can't remember, sorry. At first I was going to photoshop them, but then I decided against it. They have this funny quality to them - sort of faded or washed out- that reminds me of pics from my elementary days. Do you know the ones? Love is for assholes. They're Calling Us a Hero. Here's the link to the briefity brief article: h...
