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Pissed & Petty: Really?

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Friday, July 27, 2007. I was flipping channels late last night while my girlfriend was sitting next to me. She has an interest in fashion. I flipped right by a DKNY runway fashion show and my girlfriend begged me to turn it back so she could watch. The conversation went something like this:. Turn it back turn it back pleeeeease! You can see this in any department store. No, don't even start. I know way more about this than you. I like really like "Dackney" clothes. Related posts: boyfriend and girlfriend.

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Pissed & Petty: No, assholes. NOW it's personal!

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Tuesday, November 28, 2006. No, assholes. NOW it's personal! Another tale from Washington Heights, NYC (the land of no-speak-y-english):. My neighborhood in NYC is populated about 99% by varying degrees of immigrants from The Dominican Republic. I love my neighborhood, but I would be lying if I said that the folks in my neighborhood didn’t occasionally make me want to pull my hair out. The woman turns her back and looks up at the display case. I don’t think I ever saw her look directly at the p...I figur...

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Pissed & Petty: Dear Malaysia: Are you retarded?

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Thursday, April 27, 2006. Dear Malaysia: Are you retarded? Below is an excerpt from an article that ran on Reuters yesterday. This is fucking asinine:. BANGI, Malaysia (Reuters) - As Malaysia prepares to pick its first astronaut, the country's space agency is hunting for solutions to the problems it expects devout Muslims to face while in orbit, such as in which direction to pray. I mean, surely that counts as "facing Mecca". What else can you do? Oh, and just to be on the safe side, pray five times in a...

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Pissed & Petty: Movin' On Up

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Wednesday, February 28, 2007. Like Gershwin, things are looking up. There is an old-time gambling legend that lives in Texas, a man named Amarillo Slim. Amarillo Slim used to brag that he was so famous that you could send a letter from anywhere in the country addressed only to "Amarillo Slim in Texas" and the letter would find him. Tall tale? Google search: ryan in washington heights. Yeah, that's right. You found me. Numero uno, bitches! Also, readers, you may want to run a google search for: Pat Kachura.

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Pissed & Petty: Blowing of the Whistle

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Tuesday, December 19, 2006. Blowing of the Whistle. I want to draw more attention to a post I wrote a while ago. Read the link if you haven't already. The DMA are a horrible organization that decrease the quality of life worldwide on many levels. Basically, they are solely responsible for every type of junk mail on the planet. Spam and mailbox and telephone. Anyway, due to the recent rush of hits I have received from government agencies relating to this post. Related posts: marketing and advertising.

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Pissed & Petty: A Letter From Oklahoma:

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Friday, December 29, 2006. A Letter From Oklahoma:. I am currently in Oklahoma visiting my family for the holidays, a far cry from my home in NYC. The following is an exact quote directed towards me from one of my darling twin nieces, eleven years old:. The land you live on may be worth ten million dollars, but the land I live on is worth as many bullets as I can put in the air.". Cheers, little girl. You win. I'm from Georgia, so I understand. Here's to the freakshow that is Red State family reunions.

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Kitschen Table: February 2006

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Thursday, February 23, 2006. Let's try this again. I wouldn't know a damn thing about. But I haven't yet ended up dead in the Hotel Elysee with a pill bottle lodged in my throat, so.). Well, as you can probably imagine, that whole enterprise turned out. Good (Maybe three people ever read the damn thing, for starters. And the kinds of friends I envisioned stayed, as well they should, well within the confines of my imagination. Oh, and greatness? Don't call us. Really. Don't.). A 'zine or something? One mo...

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Pissed & Petty: Another New York Moment

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Friday, August 25, 2006. Another New York Moment. A few friends of mine and I shut down our local bar around 4AM on a Friday night last October. As tradition dictated, we walked a few blocks over to Central Park to find our favorite spot to cause trouble. The rocks by the lake always paid dividends in this respect. It’s somewhere in the area of 72nd St. on the west side of the park. I crouched on the edge of the cliff, found where I wanted to land and took flight. I landed a few feet away from Sam ju...

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Pissed & Petty: MySpace: Telling It Like It Is

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Monday, November 20, 2006. MySpace: Telling It Like It Is. UPDATE: Bianca has responded in the comments section of this post.]. As some of you may have seen, I recently found it necessary to put a stop to some atrocious MySpace behavior. My lovely friend Bianca has a little monkey on her back called “the myspace bulletin”. I swear to god that this chick posts no less than 400 myspace bulletins every single day. I decided to post my own myspace bulletin titled: “Bianca: An Intervention”. Being the open mi...