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Mermaid of Moorgate: Press Release of the Decade

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Blogging beats sitting around all day on a rock waiting for a prince to drown. Social Media Award Winner. Tuesday, January 06, 2015. Press Release of the Decade. We just got sent this about a new green chauffeur service. Every single Fleet Street Journalist got this very informative press release. XXXXXXXX@econnectcars.com via sendgrid.me (12:08). On (x date), (company name) (company URL) is (details of news – eg launching a new product, holding an event, won an award, new person starting a job). Blondes...

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Mermaid of Moorgate: Who calls me? Spam numbers

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Blogging beats sitting around all day on a rock waiting for a prince to drown. Social Media Award Winner. Thursday, February 26, 2015. Is centred on former slate quarries. It’s a beautiful part of the world. Apparently. I’ve never been. But Today I got called at 10:10 am by this number: 01855 605 303. Yesterday, I got called at 11:43am by 01943 593491. This is from a place called Guisely, based in the City of. 8220;Our telephone interviewing centre based in. Makes calls from 01792 828958, 01792 674980 or...

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Mermaid of Moorgate: Things that make me feel ill

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Blogging beats sitting around all day on a rock waiting for a prince to drown. Social Media Award Winner. Tuesday, May 12, 2015. Things that make me feel ill. The latest in a series of rants that began before the internet was created. Ok so these are First World Problems. More specifically, someone else's bad breath. Nasty little ass fruit. 4) Mint Choc-Chip Icecream. Have you ever licked between the toes of an ageing, tuberculoid polar bear? The house was fragrant! A lead-lined laundry basket, eh? I thi...

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Mermaid of Moorgate: Christmas under the sea

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Blogging beats sitting around all day on a rock waiting for a prince to drown. Social Media Award Winner. Monday, January 12, 2015. Christmas under the sea. It is a common misconception that Mer-people do not celebrate Christmas. This is blatant error, no doubt perpetuated by Fox News, which has a penchant for key facts, such as the rampage of the Muslim Religious Police that haunt parts of the UK and beat you for entering a no-go zone. In fact, Mer-people love Christmas. However, it all got too much for...

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Mermaid of Moorgate: The peculiar incident of the cat in the daytime

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Blogging beats sitting around all day on a rock waiting for a prince to drown. Social Media Award Winner. Wednesday, February 11, 2015. The peculiar incident of the cat in the daytime. Monty Baggins the angelic (? It started off so well. Actually, not so well. It started off with me cleaning the windowsill of a (then) empty study overlooking the back garden. He was making rude noises at something small and fluffy on their lawn. Of course, I laughed out loud, which prompted three ladies sitting in the gar...

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Mermaid of Moorgate: Why Santa is a Terrible, Wicked Man

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Blogging beats sitting around all day on a rock waiting for a prince to drown. Social Media Award Winner. Tuesday, February 17, 2015. Why Santa is a Terrible, Wicked Man. Anti-Santaism isn't just believing there is no Santa, but the thought that if there is a Santa, he is a malicious, malevolent being and to be despised above all beings. It's evil. There are children begging for help in this world, who are suffering from terrible diseases, abuse, wars, famine. Starvation or from a lack of clean water.

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Mermaid of Moorgate: Why I would buy a 2018 Greek Bond

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Blogging beats sitting around all day on a rock waiting for a prince to drown. Social Media Award Winner. Tuesday, July 07, 2015. Why I would buy a 2018 Greek Bond. The thing about financial journalists is that we've always been here before. No matter what it is, how mad it is or how bad it is, we've got an analogous situation secreted somewhere in our memory that presents itself just at the time the world seems to be going to pot. Will there be a Grexit? The only way that the banks in Greece can tap int...

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Mermaid of Moorgate: The cost of children... before you have children

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Blogging beats sitting around all day on a rock waiting for a prince to drown. Social Media Award Winner. Monday, June 01, 2015. The cost of children. before you have children. Some random child found on the internet. It is legal. Apparently. Ask Google Images if you have a problem. Disclaimer: This is not a discourse on the fecundity or infecundity (if there is such a word) of the Old Mermedonian household. Any questions to that effect will be ignored, as will the person asking. Books on ‘how to&#...

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Mermaid of Moorgate: April 2015

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Blogging beats sitting around all day on a rock waiting for a prince to drown. Social Media Award Winner. Thursday, April 30, 2015. Not such a Nisa Isa. Keep saving, keep saving. I’ve been noticing it for a while, the slow clandestine creep downwards of rates on cash Isa products. From thence I switched to Leeds Building Society, which in 2010 was the only one offering anywhere near 3 per cent. Within a year, it was down to 2.5 per cent and then down to 1.75 per cent for two years. For 2 per cent. Ho...

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Mermaid of Moorgate: Things that I don’t understand #1

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Blogging beats sitting around all day on a rock waiting for a prince to drown. Social Media Award Winner. Tuesday, May 26, 2015. Things that I don’t understand #1. Something's not quite right. The first installment in a slightly less bile-filled series of lists about things that confuse and perplex me. I suspect this might have something to do with my age. 1) Quilted toilet paper. A close-up of this strange phenomenon. Why would you pin-prick flowers onto your poop roll? 2) Tight jeans with saggy bottoms.