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In which the apocalypse is gonna suck | Humor life blog / All Fooked Up
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This blog is not for the light-hearted or easily offended. If either one of those descriptions applies to you, i would suggest you start drinking before you read this blog. A sense of humor is suggested. If you don't have one that sucks for you … find one and get a life! In which the apocalypse is gonna suck. If you're new here or you have previously subscribed by Google Friend Connect, you may want to subscribe to my RSS feed. Or by email (look to the right). Thanks for visiting! Me: Well, I pointed out...
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If you give a b!+ch a blog...: If you name your blog...If you give a b!+ch a blog...
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If you give a b! She may think you want to hear what she has to say. Tuesday, March 15, 2011. If you name your blog.If you give a b! Felt like I needed to pay homage to the inspiration for my blog title by taking it all the way, so here goes nothing. If you give a b! Ch a blog, she's going to ask for a follower. When you become her follower, she'll probably ask you to comment. When she's finished, she'll ask you for a re-post. When she looks at your blog, she might notice something you've said. Looking a...
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If you give a b!+ch a blog...: If you give a carseat a mouth... (aka, if carseats could talk)
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If you give a b! She may think you want to hear what she has to say. Thursday, March 3, 2011. If you give a carseat a mouth. (aka, if carseats could talk). Last night, after a milkshake incident gone horribly wrong, I decided it was finally time to throw out X's booster seat (noone panic, I have a spare! My secrets die with you. March 3, 2011 at 10:14 AM. Tell me you have a photo of it somewhere? March 3, 2011 at 10:28 AM. March 3, 2011 at 12:29 PM. Shari, you are awesome, dont change a thing! Natalie re...
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If you give a b!+ch a blog...: If you give a Charlie Sheen a marriage...
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If you give a b! She may think you want to hear what she has to say. Thursday, March 3, 2011. If you give a Charlie Sheen a marriage. For so many (in Hollywood and occasionally elsewhere) the marriage formula = marry, (sometimes child,) cheat, divorce, mistreat, repeat. and repeat. and repeat. (not necessarily in that order). Anyway, all I am saying is give gays a chance (isn't that a song? We couldn't f it up too much worse. And don't we deserve to be 'bi-winners' too? March 3, 2011 at 10:02 PM. We just...
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Writer’s Workshop: Meeting Jade | Being Nick's Mom's Blog
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Being Nick's Mom's Blog. Another Shining Moment as a Parent….NOT! Creamed Corn →. May 12, 2011 · 1:33 pm. Writer’s Workshop: Meeting Jade. I vaguely remember meeting Jade for the first time. It was in church (that much I know), it was during a lunch ( I think) that was served after church to all who attended. Our husbands played basketball together while we waited. I remember thinking….hmmmm…she’s. Awfully quiet. And she looks like she’s 12 years old! Her husband looks like he’s 30! She has held my hand,...
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If you give a b!+ch a blog...: If you give a nice gal a blog...she's going to have to be a little b!+chy
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If you give a b! She may think you want to hear what she has to say. Monday, March 7, 2011. If you give a nice gal a blog.she's going to have to be a little b! Sometimes being a b! Ch is all a blog has to hold on to. Ok, this one is sort of a retroactive post. It probably should have been my very first blog, but I was more inspired to write about other things at the moment. And doing things a bit messy and disorganized is way more my style. So you are getting me, as me. Lucky you. Who knows) Why now?
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If you give a b!+ch a blog...: If you give a mom a couch...
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If you give a b! She may think you want to hear what she has to say. Monday, March 14, 2011. If you give a mom a couch. A well-spent day brings happy sleep.". Our couch is a black hole! Either I fall asleep (no matter how un-tired I am, no matter what's on tv, no matter who else is in the house, no matter how much caffeine I ingest). March 14, 2011 at 9:37 PM. Such tiny tiny type. did the couch eat the font size too? March 14, 2011 at 9:38 PM. March 14, 2011 at 9:57 PM. Sounds like one very comfy couch!
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If you give a b!+ch a blog...: If you take your moms to a museum...
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If you give a b! She may think you want to hear what she has to say. Tuesday, March 22, 2011. If you take your moms to a museum. I usually like to think of our little family as pretty typical. Two working parents, one child we adore and ruin, a cozy little home, a school we agonized about, extracurricular activities (karate and such, you dirty birds! Are you really his mom too? Why does he have two moms? Are you his real mom? Does he have a dad? Well then who is/where is his dad? My favorites:) Well, jus...
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If you give a b!+ch a blog...: If you give a gal geek a smartphone...
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If you give a b! She may think you want to hear what she has to say. Saturday, March 5, 2011. If you give a gal geek a smartphone. A gal geek and her smartphone are not soon parted. C'mon geeks, I really need a smartphone that works in the shower! Hate that awkward period (my entire life) when you are geeky enough to want something, but not geeky enough to invent it. The second one I actually posted from in the shower, but PLEASE do not tell my wife this or she will get me the help I need! I immediately ...
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