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Be Wise, Don't Urinate Here: Christmas in Ghana
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Be Wise, Don't Urinate Here. Accounting for six months in Accra. Thursday, December 20, 2007. I can tell because it grows daily hotter, climbing up into the 90s. And we begin to feel the dusty hotness of the annual Harmattan winds that blow down from the Sahara. In conclusion, Christmas = reverse-Rapture. A warning: I bought some of those droning Christmas lights - and electrocuted myself quite thoroughly on them. Watch for loose wires. MERRY CHRISTMAS, YOU TWO! December 20, 2007 at 10:31 AM.
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Be Wise, Don't Urinate Here: October 2007
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Be Wise, Don't Urinate Here. Accounting for six months in Accra. Monday, October 29, 2007. On the transitive property of wet dogs. Today the lady who cleans and does our laundry came. After she left, I went into the bathroom. Pause. It smelled rank, exactly like wet dog. It smelled so much like wet dog that I actually went outside to see if there was, in fact, a wet dog lurking outside the window. Back inside Terry found the source of the offensive odor. It went something like this:. This morning at 7:30...
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Be Wise, Don't Urinate Here: March 2008
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Be Wise, Don't Urinate Here. Accounting for six months in Accra. Saturday, March 15, 2008. The home stretch is a bear people. A bear. Somehow in the last few days a strange array of little things have all conspired to go awry. Big things going awry I have always been good at. When many little things go funky it feels like getting caught in one of those sci-fi movies where a million little flesh eating mechanical wasps buzz around. At least, that is how I always imagine it. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom).
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Be Wise, Don't Urinate Here: Home stretch
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Be Wise, Don't Urinate Here. Accounting for six months in Accra. Saturday, March 15, 2008. The home stretch is a bear people. A bear. Somehow in the last few days a strange array of little things have all conspired to go awry. Big things going awry I have always been good at. When many little things go funky it feels like getting caught in one of those sci-fi movies where a million little flesh eating mechanical wasps buzz around. At least, that is how I always imagine it.
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Be Wise, Don't Urinate Here: Our Christmas Story
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Be Wise, Don't Urinate Here. Accounting for six months in Accra. Tuesday, February 5, 2008. Just one problem: we were going to have to "bake" them in a rice cooker. We don't have an oven here. In desperation, I have discovered that you can. Afterwards we went to a Christmas eve service. We heard the traditional Christmas passages read. We sang traditional Christmas songs. Actually, the songs were all the British version, and who knew the Brits had totally different words. The experience w...Right, but so...
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Be Wise, Don't Urinate Here: Valentines in Ghana
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Be Wise, Don't Urinate Here. Accounting for six months in Accra. Friday, February 15, 2008. Hmmmm, so it all started out with good intentions. By 4:30 today, utterly melted, I struggled home. Still no water. When I got home we talked about making reservations. It was the sort of conversation that began, and then petered out somehow before coming to resolution. I never really knew if Terry called or not, I was just mentally checked out after mentioning the idea. To be the cool and patient easygoing gal, a...
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Be Wise, Don't Urinate Here: February 2008
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Be Wise, Don't Urinate Here. Accounting for six months in Accra. Tuesday, February 19, 2008. Colds, the Heat, the Schedule and everything that gets in the way of "the schedule". But almost as soon as it was here, this year it was gone. Only about two weeks. I am glad that once again I can shower without cringing or inventing intricate poses to only expose one small part of my body to the icy water at a time. A heat induced haze? Can't wait to see everybody at home soon! Friday, February 15, 2008. When I ...
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Be Wise, Don't Urinate Here: December 2007
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Be Wise, Don't Urinate Here. Accounting for six months in Accra. Thursday, December 20, 2007. I can tell because it grows daily hotter, climbing up into the 90s. And we begin to feel the dusty hotness of the annual Harmattan winds that blow down from the Sahara. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). We can't believe we have so little time left here! We are looking forward to seeing you all again. Thanks for all the email, notes, love and support while we've been gone.
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Be Wise, Don't Urinate Here: More Pirate This!
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Be Wise, Don't Urinate Here. Accounting for six months in Accra. Monday, November 26, 2007. So we've been watching pirated Nip/Tuck, and like our Desperate Housewives cover, the first three seasons of Nip/Tuck have "Chibonics" summaries of each season. Having seen season one now, the description is remarkable accurate, asuuming you speak broken English and have no idea what is going on in the show. My favorite new phrases that I'll begin employing in my everyday speech:. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom).
