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Dear Murray | Tag Archives: immigrants
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Real Advice for Real People. It’s No Fun (Being a Genesis Song). What are your thought on illegal immigration? I say fuck ’em! If their forefathers were too lazy and stupid to hang on to their real estate that’s not our problem. Plus, look what squalid garbage heap countries most of these people come from. What makes us think our country won’t end up looking exactly like that? I say we bill the countries of origin of these assholes and start tying …continue…. Like me on the Facepage. By Graph Paper Press.
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Dear Murray | Will Beg for Caviar
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Real Advice for Real People. Will Beg for Caviar. I hate poor snobs. Don’t misread me, i give up my seat to old people and if a bum says he just wants money for some booze, i’ll buy him a fo’ty. i am super so nice. Oooookay, lady. you know what? I’ve been hungry, i DO know what desperation tastes like and it ain’t strawberry shortcake at a sidewalk cafe. if you are truly desperate, any occupation that does not involve sucking dick in an alley looks mighty interesting. i have a brother...SHITDAMNMOTHERFUC...
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Dear Murray | Category Archives: Internet Dating Disasters
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Real Advice for Real People. Category Archives: Internet Dating Disasters. Will Beg for Caviar. Internet Dating Disasters, episode 10: Lisa. Like me on the Facepage. Like me on the Facepage. If you'd like to complain, please write out all complaints on a 3"x5" index card. Write legibly and use black ink. Then, fold the card over and stick it really far up your ass, because Murray doesn't give a shit. Love that's done FUCKED. Makin' fun of bums. Pets and other fleabags. On The Fine Art of Grudge Fucking.
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Dear Murray | Tag Archives: oil
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Real Advice for Real People. It’s No Fun (Being a Genesis Song). What are your thought on illegal immigration? I say fuck ’em! If their forefathers were too lazy and stupid to hang on to their real estate that’s not our problem. Plus, look what squalid garbage heap countries most of these people come from. What makes us think our country won’t end up looking exactly like that? I say we bill the countries of origin of these assholes and start tying …continue…. Like me on the Facepage. By Graph Paper Press.
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Dear Murray | Tag Archives: stupid-ideas
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Real Advice for Real People. Tag Archives: stupid ideas. Humility and the art of baby-naming. Dear Murray, My woman wants to name our baby boy Draco. Well, I think that’s the best idea I’ve ever heard. There are plenty of kids out there named Moon or Rock or Earthfart, and they desperately need someone else’s ass to kick. You’ll be doing the world a great service! People really need to think about the repercussions of the name they stick their chilluns with. Picking a name …continue…. By Graph Paper Press.
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Dear Murray | Real Advice for Real People | Page 2
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Real Advice for Real People. Newer posts →. The Fine Art of Grudge Fucking. Love that's done FUCKED. When Nobody in Your Own State Will Love You. Dear Murray: hi i have read alot of the stuff you had typed and agreed with it thats why im asking you for some help if you could you see i live in floirda and this guy i am going out with lives in ohio i am 25 hes 29 but the problem is he lives so far its really hard i never cheated on him and would do what …continue…. Love that's done FUCKED. On It’s No...
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Dear Murray | Tag Archives: baby-names
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Real Advice for Real People. Tag Archives: baby names. Humility and the art of baby-naming. Dear Murray, My woman wants to name our baby boy Draco. Well, I think that’s the best idea I’ve ever heard. There are plenty of kids out there named Moon or Rock or Earthfart, and they desperately need someone else’s ass to kick. You’ll be doing the world a great service! People really need to think about the repercussions of the name they stick their chilluns with. Picking a name …continue…. Dear Murray on Myspace.
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Dear Murray | Category Archives: Stupid White People
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Real Advice for Real People. Category Archives: Stupid White People. Humility and the art of baby-naming. Dear Murray, My woman wants to name our baby boy Draco. Well, I think that’s the best idea I’ve ever heard. There are plenty of kids out there named Moon or Rock or Earthfart, and they desperately need someone else’s ass to kick. You’ll be doing the world a great service! It’s No Fun (Being a Genesis Song). What are your thought on illegal immigration? I say fuck ’em! A Car Tells a Thousand Words.
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Dear Murray | How to Catch the Right One
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Real Advice for Real People. How to Catch the Right One. When asked to define love, I’m not sure that anyone has ever defined love better than Brak, from Space Ghost:. You know love is a happy time. All throughout the universe. It’s when the male part of the species goes to the female part of the species and says: “Hey, do you want to go on a date? 8221; And then she would say: “Why yes, I’d like to go on a date.” If you’re LUCKY! The desperation of the world is getting even stronger, and I’m sure ...