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The Chosen One: January 2006
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Fulfilling a prophecy, and looking damn fine doing it. Sunday, January 29, 2006. Word up, fly girl. I been all thinkin bout you an spit since you ain't here an stuff. These skippin my arraignmizzle parties ain't the same without ya, babe. You want me to throw down on those fools? You's the best interizzle decorator evah, girl. I mean, nobody but you can spend like a jillion hours findin just the right shoes to match the rug in the fresher or whatev, you get me? I mean, come on. Well, Windu's screechin at...
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The Chosen One: November 2005
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Fulfilling a prophecy, and looking damn fine doing it. Saturday, November 19, 2005. Grody, man, grody. So I'm sure ya'll got a good laugh outta what that little green monkey did ta me, but I'll show him. I mean it weren't like I tried to mess up his smitin or whatev, but I really wanted to go clubbin with Pa. um. some of my homies, an he was all like getting up in my grill about it or whatev. An not to mention the Force wedgies! My underoos are so far up my butt they could pass as a thong, ya'll. No disi...
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The Chosen One: December 2005
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Fulfilling a prophecy, and looking damn fine doing it. Tuesday, December 13, 2005. So check it, ya'll. I'm gettin all sick an tizired of the way those fogies on the council're treatin me. I'm the Chosen One, yo! Notta mention what I gots to put up with at home, with Ob's "wrasslin", Windu's sob-fests, an Yodes' force-wedgies. I'm all feelin abused an spit. So, Mister. Starkiller? Skywalker, yo.". Ah, Skywalker. It says here you want to be emancipated from your guardians.". But check it, I can't! Listen, ...
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The Chosen One: August 2005
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Fulfilling a prophecy, and looking damn fine doing it. Sunday, August 21, 2005. So Windu's all "You gotta make a list of all the people you slaughtered" and I'm all "I haven't slaughtered that many. An I tried tellin' him that Tusken Raiders don't count as people, cept he didn't buy that so he's makin me write the list anyway, the hater. People Anakin Skywalker Has Slaughtered (including Tusken Raiders). Tusken encampment 17 (30 or 40, which prolly translates into one or two people). Pads' fish Mr Fishie.
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The Chosen One: February 2006
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Fulfilling a prophecy, and looking damn fine doing it. Saturday, February 11, 2006. No disintigrations, yo! So here's what's goin down. I'm all tellin Pads I'll investigizzle this bounty hunter thing, so I flewed out to Bespin or wherever to see if I could be all trackin down this chick an baby-clone. Well, turns out Cloud City's, like, stuck in this tizime warp or sumthin, cause everybody's like in polyester leisure suits an whatnot - an ya'll know. The Chosen One don't roll that way, yo. Mon, My Groupie.
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The Chosen One: October 2005
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Fulfilling a prophecy, and looking damn fine doing it. Saturday, October 22, 2005. So went to Windu's party so he wouldn't get all weepy an spit, plus he promised cookie dough. He an the girl who looks like Pads an somebody else all watched The Notebook. Or whatev, but I wasn't about that. I was all about the Corellian Ale-pong with Obs (Our motto: We play to lose! But when we went to go do karoke after. NO KAROKE MACHINE, YO! Stand around an stare at each other? That was pretty kickin - lotsa free booze...
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Barriss's Blog: July 2005
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The Tattooed Jedi Healer. Friday, July 22, 2005. Ah, it's nice to have the Temple almost all to oneself. It seems as if everyone is off on some adventure for some Survivor thingy. Not I. I get the Temple ALL to myself. I can watch Law and Order. All I want without Obi-Wan stealing the remote and switching to Smackdown. Or Anakin and Padme eating each other's faces in the halls, or hearing Mace gripe about dry skin. AND I can eat all the Cheetos I want as well. HA! Posted by Barriss Offee at 8:41 PM.
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Survivor: Tatooine: 2005-09-11
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Outwit.Outplay.Outlast. .Try not to get eaten. Saturday, September 17, 2005. The hamster gone died. Survivors, I regret to inform you that the energy source for your cooling droid haswellexpired. It has ceased to be. It’s gone to meet its maker. Bereft of life, it rests in peace. It’s a stiff. It’s pushing up daisies. It’s rung down the curtain and joined the choir invisible. It isan ex-hamster. Enjoy the rest of your stay. Posted by Jawa Juice at 12:42 PM. Han: Do you smell that? Inside the cave. *.
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Jar Jar's blog: September 2005
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Mesa called Jar Jar Binks. Mesa wanna be your friend. Friday, September 30, 2005. Fixen der air conditioning. Again. Der doctors tellen mesa dat mesa haven a minor concussion, or someting. Mesa berry lucky, hesa sayen. Hmm. Mesa noah feelen lucky - Bojaa sayen dat der air conditioning issen noah fixen. And, mesa *did* cut der red wire. Hesa goin to have a looky. When hesa getten back, hesa sayen,. Wire, you were supposed to cut de. Mesa hassen a bad feelen about thissen. Mesa starten to usen cliches!
