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Pre-Preview: August 2011
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Wednesday, August 31, 2011. Eddie Murphy and the Dummies. Directions: Pre-watch preview in order to understand preview review. Review after the jump. This movie is called Eddie Murphy and the Dummies. It is the same plot as Trading Places. Kernal Klinger from MASH plays Bernie Maff, the guy who got caught a couple years ago stealing wallets from rich people and giving them to other rich people. What a Robert Hoodlum. Why I ought to! Andy Capp Hot Fries. When we get rich, fuggetaboutit. They want to kill ...
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Pre-Preview: December 2011
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Tuesday, December 13, 2011. Directions: Pre-watch preview in order to understand preview review. The ocean, it turns out, is a pretty decent place to hide if you’re a massive alien mothership waiting patiently for Liam Neeson’s army buddy to come turn on your hull. Aliens often go to remote locations to get some shut eye, waiting out the agonizing eons that it takes for one hapless military team to finally come in and get killed for an hour and a half of screen time. Insides ripped into a star burst shape.
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Pre-Preview: May 2012
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Friday, May 4, 2012. Directions: Pre-watch preview in order to understand preview review. Beetlejuice plays Barnaby Cullen, a ripoff of the character Ed Cullen from the Twilight miniseries, and The Ed Sullivan Show. Both those shows was also about witches and stuff, just like this one. When John wakes up from his little bed, Fred Krueger tells him it's, like, the 70s, man. Trance Hell Vanilla 6-5000. It's funny cause it ain't even got invented yet, the wacky taffy. Bill Wonka. Oh, you fancy, huh? Tom Bur...
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Pre-Preview: The Addams Family
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Friday, May 4, 2012. Directions: Pre-watch preview in order to understand preview review. Beetlejuice plays Barnaby Cullen, a ripoff of the character Ed Cullen from the Twilight miniseries, and The Ed Sullivan Show. Both those shows was also about witches and stuff, just like this one. When John wakes up from his little bed, Fred Krueger tells him it's, like, the 70s, man. Trance Hell Vanilla 6-5000. It's funny cause it ain't even got invented yet, the wacky taffy. Bill Wonka. Oh, you fancy, huh? Tom Bur...
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Pre-Preview: The Learned Bunch
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Tuesday, April 10, 2012. Directions: Pre-watch preview in order to understand preview review. So anyway, this is a killer cast. All the men and women have returned to high school for another paycheck. The main guy is Brendan, and his girlfriend had a baby together it looks like. They make it shut up by bouncing. I dunno, I don't really get the joke here. Wrong aspect ratio; do you guys care? All the gang are going to be there, too! You are missing two taste buds right here. Amber alert: It's pa-pie-ya!
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Pre-Preview: Adventures in Bro-bysitting
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Wednesday, November 16, 2011. Directions: Pre-watch preview in order to understand preview review. Jonah Hill can’t talk his way outta this one! Even though he is a gifted talker/man child, this male babysitter constantly makes people go, “What are YOU talking bout! 8221; in this classic Whodunit of Babysitting. The star of this joint flexes his acting muscles, finally, and really branches out. Later on during the football game, when the military commercial happens, he calls you a noob, lol. Then he fall...
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Pre-Preview: September 2011
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Friday, September 30, 2011. Directions: Pre-watch preview in order to understand preview review. Take a deep knee bend after watching and let that preview settle on you like exploded vacuum cleaner dust. So,. It all started when the guy from the Final Destination 5. Preview who has an answer for everything, the know-it-all, gets fresh with Dolly Parton. Girl, I will kiss you if you let me. Get real, twink. And now here is where the plot starts. Later on, Bruno Mars gets the Main Girl, Whoopi's son, pregn...
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Pre-Preview: Brade
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Thursday, February 23, 2012. Directions: Pre-watch preview in order to understand preview review. I'm going to break character for a post here to say that we here at Pre-Preview enjoy making fun of the Typical Hollywood Trailer as well as the Typical Hollywood Movie. It's very easy. These days, it seems like only Coen Brothers movie trailers ever get me excited. Maybe a few others too, but few and far between. Trailers are a little sub-genre that I used to obsess over. Now I make fun of them.
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Pre-Preview: February 2015
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Monday, February 9, 2015. This Pre-Preview blog is now featuring pre-previews of EVENT TELEVISION and PILOTS and ALL TELEVISION that is able to be pre-previewed you’re welcome. Watch this to understand pre-preview review:. The first installment of this new foray into the world of television is the effervescent drama of NBC’s Slap Attack. This is the set-up:. Slap heard round the BBQ. Well thats what this movie tries to teach us, the corny viewer. Screamed the murderous child. Proof of CGI slap. Um Thurma...
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