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ClaireMFRood: GQ's 50 Worst States in America
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GQ's 50 Worst States in America. Anyone who's ever used an Apple IIe knows that a trip to Oregon means cholera, broken axles, and your oxen drowning in the river. A century later, Oregon still sucks. Though now you're more likely to be plagued by asthma and meth addicts. But just like in the game, the best thing you can do is stock up on ammunition.and use it on yourself. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). I am on Facebook. I am on Spotify much more. I am on Twitter, however infrequently. Guys We F* ked.
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ClaireMFRood: The World's Most Brilliant Retard
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The World's Most Brilliant Retard. Nope, not apologizing for that one. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). One-stop site for social commentary and pop-cultural trends you oughta know, from one fashionable MF-er. I am on Facebook. I am on Spotify much more. I am on Twitter, however infrequently. I am on Pinterest as ClaireMFRood. My name is Claire Marie Faith Rood. M' and 'F' are, indeed, my middle initials. Follow my blog with Bloglovin. Full Frontal With Samantha Bee. Don't Call Her No Tramp, Betty Davis.
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ClaireMFRood: The Daily Show of Emotion (this is a dumb title)
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The Daily Show of Emotion (this is a dumb title). Thank you, Comedy Central, for two things:. 1) Bestowing upon us mediated masses a mobile application which is comprehensive, as well as aesthetically pleasing;. 2) In the provision of which, boasting a literal application. Of its material, and a grand breakthrough the other side of psychology. Yes, I have uncovered a pictorial method of expressing emotion. In order to more thoroughly articulate myself. On the Phone Emojon. You Wait A Minute! What Will It...
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ClaireMFRood: The Family
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Girl beating up boy. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). One-stop site for social commentary and pop-cultural trends you oughta know, from one fashionable MF-er. I am on Facebook. I am on Spotify much more. I am on Twitter, however infrequently. I am on Pinterest as ClaireMFRood. My name is Claire Marie Faith Rood. M' and 'F' are, indeed, my middle initials. Follow my blog with Bloglovin. The List (an archive of mf-ing obsessions I do not want to write entire posts about). Full Frontal With Samantha Bee.
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ClaireMFRood: Never Say That Again: "I like girls who don't wear makeup"
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Never Say That Again: "I like girls who don't wear makeup". Men, I appreciate the gesture. What is it about social humanity which requires that we make such simpletons of ourselves before all but. Ourselves and, perhaps, God? Or, you know, whoever.). As Kurt Vonnegut, Jr. writes, "Sometimes I wonder about the Creator of the Universe.". Sometimes, I wonder. And sometimes, I wonder about the thought process behind this (I suppose it may be termed) pick-up line, "I like girls who don't wear makeup.". More s...
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ClaireMFRood: The Rug
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For the good love of God, Portland. Courtesy of the Portland Monthly website, which credits this image to a Kate Madden. Portland International Airport shall boast a new carpet by 2016. The announcement has been, naturally, the angry impetus for a Facebook page ( The Carpet at Portland Airport. And at least three Twitter communities ( @pdxcarpet. According to Portland Monthly. Look no further, Linstrom! Look only to your lovely, little, MF-ing lady. Recycling Option (A): Carpet Pocket Squares. However pr...
