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Mom Smells Like Vodka. Or a thousand little reasons why she should. Sunday, June 26, 2011. Camping Trip. InapPoem #2. Sophia Johnson’s flying out to Fiji in two weeks. She’s so excited she gets loud and spittles when she speaks. For their vacation Nate and Jess are off to see their ‘gran. And as their luck would have it, that old broad lives in Japan. The neighbors packed and left and flew to Paris late last week. But we got stuck with Nature Dad, a crazy outdoor-geek. The peaceful wilderness was pierced...

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Mom Smells Like Vodka. Or a thousand little reasons why she should. Sunday, June 26, 2011. Camping Trip. InapPoem #2. Sophia Johnson’s flying out to Fiji in two weeks. She’s so excited she gets loud and spittles when she speaks. For their vacation Nate and Jess are off to see their ‘gran. And as their luck would have it, that old broad lives in Japan. The neighbors packed and left and flew to Paris late last week. But we got stuck with Nature Dad, a crazy outdoor-geek. The peaceful wilderness was pierced...

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Mom Smells Like Vodka: July 2009

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Mom Smells Like Vodka. Or a thousand little reasons why she should. Wednesday, July 15, 2009. Meditations on the Grocery Store. There's a woman in front of me and I'm annoyed. She's parked her largely empty cart in the middle of the canned fruit aisle, in front of the peaches and pears, and she's blocking the flow of traffic. I raise my voice,. Excuse me, please! I announce loudly, but in polite and cheerful tones. The pineapple connoisseur appears unmoved, unhearing. She's absorbed in her process. What ...

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Mom Smells Like Vodka: The Good Wife's Guide: Revised.

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Mom Smells Like Vodka. Or a thousand little reasons why she should. Monday, October 26, 2009. The Good Wife's Guide: Revised. No one teaches you how to be a married person. I distinctly remember a unit in high school Resources for Living. Class that covered forms of birth control and their proper usage (which clearly, I failed to pay sufficient attention to.) While we learned how to balance a checkbook, we learned little about how to balance a life. So yeah, I'm going to take a stab at it. Make sure to c...

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Mom Smells Like Vodka: August 2009

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Mom Smells Like Vodka. Or a thousand little reasons why she should. Monday, August 24, 2009. Sophie decided that this was the year she wanted her ears pierced, so last weekend we shuttled off to the mall to get her tiny lobes punctured. She was a real trooper and now has some sparkly green studs in her ears that she twists fanatically, continually asking me, "Should I turn my earrings, mom? Do I need to clean my ears with that stuff again, mom? They were ten dollars! My pulse was racing. I first noted th...

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Mom Smells Like Vodka: June 2011

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Mom Smells Like Vodka. Or a thousand little reasons why she should. Sunday, June 26, 2011. Camping Trip. InapPoem #2. Sophia Johnson’s flying out to Fiji in two weeks. She’s so excited she gets loud and spittles when she speaks. For their vacation Nate and Jess are off to see their ‘gran. And as their luck would have it, that old broad lives in Japan. The neighbors packed and left and flew to Paris late last week. But we got stuck with Nature Dad, a crazy outdoor-geek. The peaceful wilderness was pierced...

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Mom Smells Like Vodka: A long overdue post. Since I'm starting a project.

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Mom Smells Like Vodka. Or a thousand little reasons why she should. Tuesday, June 21, 2011. A long overdue post. Since I'm starting a project. So my job has been keeping me busy, but in the interest of doing some fun writing, I've decided to start a summer project. I'm working on a compilation I call "Inapproems", or inappropriate children's poems (intended for adults). I'm going to post some of them to keep me motivated. My goal is to do one at least every other day. So here's the first one:. And to run...

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Greetings from Master Planistan: Bronze Award

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Greetings from Master Planistan: Herb Garden

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Greetings from Master Planistan. Musings of an Unreal Midwestern Housewife living in Orange County. Saturday, November 5, 2011. I noticed, on the way to the workshop, that the San Bernardino Mountains have a gorgeous blanket of fresh snow on them. Will need to make a snow pilgrimmage soon. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Tall Drink of Water. 8220;I know….right? The house that osh built. Coffeeebuzd’s highly caffeinated outlook on life. I Promise Not to Laugh During the Seance. Mom Smells Like Vodka.

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Greetings from Master Planistan: September 2010

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Greetings from Master Planistan. Musings of an Unreal Midwestern Housewife living in Orange County. Thursday, September 30, 2010. No, darling snowflake, your backpack CAN'T ride in the car with you! Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Tall Drink of Water. No, darling snowflake, your backpack CANT ride in. 8220;I know….right? The house that osh built. Coffeeebuzd’s highly caffeinated outlook on life. I Promise Not to Laugh During the Seance. Mom Smells Like Vodka. Awesome Inc. template. Powered by Blogger.

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Greetings from Master Planistan: Oops

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Greetings from Master Planistan. Musings of an Unreal Midwestern Housewife living in Orange County. Monday, November 7, 2011. Forgot to blog yesterday. Actually it was a very busy Sunday. Spent most of the day at church. We had a Direct Service Fair after both morning sevices, some of the non-profits we are partnered with were there to sign people up for opportunities to give back. We then had a very late lunch with friends and headed back to church for evening service. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom).

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This is a blog of a queer, brown, immigrant woman. It will likely read as such. I lack disciple else I would be real writer. I will try not to turn this into my diary but given my exhibitionist nature, it will probably end up as shrine to myself. Monday, September 29, 2008. The Economic Collapse: Why it maybe Your Fault. So whose fault is this economic breakdown? This is the question I hear all the time. February 10, 2009 at 2:43 PM. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). View my complete profile. Simple te...

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Greenpoint Queer: May 2007

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This is a blog of a queer, brown, immigrant woman. It will likely read as such. I lack disciple else I would be real writer. I will try not to turn this into my diary but given my exhibitionist nature, it will probably end up as shrine to myself. Friday, May 25, 2007. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). At this moment I cannot think of a single interesting thing about me. View my complete profile. Greetings from Master Planistan. Mom Smells Like Vodka. Camping Trip. InapPoem #2.

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Greenpoint Queer: Gunman in My Office Building: Exciting day at work

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This is a blog of a queer, brown, immigrant woman. It will likely read as such. I lack disciple else I would be real writer. I will try not to turn this into my diary but given my exhibitionist nature, it will probably end up as shrine to myself. Thursday, July 24, 2008. Gunman in My Office Building: Exciting day at work. So a couple of my coworkers left the building to have a smoke. When we got to the Lobby we heard the doorman yelling on his radio "there is a guy with a gun in the building! At this mom...

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Greetings from Master Planistan: August 2011

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Greetings from Master Planistan. Musings of an Unreal Midwestern Housewife living in Orange County. Monday, August 8, 2011. My Long Weekend at Camp. Our Girl Scout troop (through the cookie money and some parental cash) earned a trip to our council's Girl Scout camp. The camp ran from Thursday night through Sunday morning. It was pretty amazing. Friday morning we woke up and had breakfast, then headed to our first morning program area.Lake Play! I am very tired and yet unable to sleep. Tall Drink of Water.

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Greetings from Master Planistan: December 2010

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Greetings from Master Planistan. Musings of an Unreal Midwestern Housewife living in Orange County. Wednesday, December 22, 2010. Rain - Our Crops Are Saved. Under normal circumstances, I enjoy the rain, because it happens so rarely here. But this year has had more precipitation than usual, and the ground is so over saturated that there is standing water everywhere. And the storm drains are totally inadequate to handle the deluge. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Tall Drink of Water. Rain - Our Crops Are Saved.

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Greetings from Master Planistan: I Got Nothin'

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Greetings from Master Planistan. Musings of an Unreal Midwestern Housewife living in Orange County. Friday, November 4, 2011. I am feeling very down and depressed today. And K is fighting off a repiratory bug. Thus endeth today's blog post. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Tall Drink of Water. 8220;I know….right? The house that osh built. Coffeeebuzd’s highly caffeinated outlook on life. I Promise Not to Laugh During the Seance. Mom Smells Like Vodka. Awesome Inc. template. Powered by Blogger.

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