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~* Laughter Academy *~: Religious joke

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Tuesday, February 5, 2008. Q What is the biggest problem for an atheist? A No one to talk to during orgasm. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). All the funny stuff is here! View my complete profile. Enter your search terms.

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~* Laughter Academy *~: 10/21/07 - 10/28/07

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Wednesday, October 24, 2007. At the exact same time there are two young men on opposite sides of the Earth. One is walking a tight rope between two skyscrapers. The other is receiving oral sex from a 98 year old woman. They are both thinking to themselves the exact same thing. What are they both thinking? The answer is below, but think about it first. Answer: Don't look down. Links to this post. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). All the funny stuff is here! View my complete profile. Enter your search terms.

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~* Laughter Academy *~: 1/13/08 - 1/20/08

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Tuesday, January 15, 2008. 5 types of post-marriage sex. The first is Smurf Sex. This happens during the honeymoon period; you both keep doing it until you're blue in the face. The second is Kitchen Sex. This is at the beginning of the marriage; you'll have sex anywhere, anytime, even in the kitchen. The third kind is Bedroom Sex. You've calmed down a bit, perhaps have kids, so you gotta do it in the bedroom. Links to this post. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). All the funny stuff is here!

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~* Laughter Academy *~: 2/3/08 - 2/10/08

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Tuesday, February 5, 2008. Q What is the biggest problem for an atheist? A No one to talk to during orgasm. Links to this post. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). All the funny stuff is here! View my complete profile. Enter your search terms.

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~* Laughter Academy *~: 12/30/07 - 1/6/08

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Tuesday, January 1, 2008. Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and values. Stu said, "I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married, did you? Leroy replied, "I'm not sure, What was her maiden name? Links to this post. Old Lady and the Atheist. There was a little old lady who stepped onto her front porch, raised her arms to the sky, and shouted; "PRAISE THE LORD" every morning. Time passed with the two of them carrying on this way every day. Links to this post.

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~* Laughter Academy *~: 12/9/07 - 12/16/07

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Tuesday, December 11, 2007. THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:. THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:. THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:. 01 Thanks, but I don't want to have s&x. 02 Nope, no more booze for me. 03 Sorry, but you're not really my type. No thanks, I'm not hungry. 05 Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight? 06 Oh, I couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing karaoke. 07 I'm not interested in fighting you. 09 Where is the nearest toilet?

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~* Laughter Academy *~: 11/25/07 - 12/2/07

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Thursday, November 29, 2007. Onions and Christmas Trees. A family was at the dinner table. The son asked his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there? The father, surprised, said, "Well, son, there are three kinds of breasts. In her 20's, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30's to 40's, they're like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After 50, they're like onions". Yes, you see them and they make you cry.". Links to this post. Sunday, November 25, 2007. The couple thanked ...

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~* Laughter Academy *~: 10/14/07 - 10/21/07

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Wednesday, October 17, 2007. Pa Won't Like It. A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagonload of corn. The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise and yelled over to the boy, "Hey Willis, forget your troubles. Come in and visit with us. I'll help you get the wagon up later.". That's mighty nice of you," Willis answered, "but I don't think Pa would like me to.". Aw come on boy," the farmer insisted. Well okay," the boy finally agreed, and added, "but Pa won't like it.". Under the wagon.". Pa Wont Like It.

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~* Laughter Academy *~: Rye Bread

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Friday, March 14, 2008. Two older guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on their usual park bench one morning. The 87 year old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath. The 80 year old was amazed at his friend's stamina and asked him. What he did to have so much energy. The 87 year old said, "Well, I eat rye bread every day. It keeps your energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies.". He said, "Do you have any rye bread? He said, "I want 5 loaves.".