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Tyrannosaurus Hand-Job.: My friend, Jae, posted a quote.

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Sunday, September 25, 2011. My friend, Jae, posted a quote. Milan Kundera, Immortality. I like it, but how do we know that we’re not exchanging, borrowing, or stealing pain in the same way that we exchange, borrow, and steal ideas? Anyway, I don't think I'm making any sense. I don't know if she's making any sense, but I'm getting a headache trying to figure it out. Shit, did I just prove her point? Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). View my complete profile. The etymology of " Fantasmic.

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Tyrannosaurus Hand-Job.: The Triplets of Belleville is one of my favorite movies.

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Monday, January 16, 2012. The Triplets of Belleville. Is one of my favorite movies. Last month, I was discussing it, and one of my first thoughts was, "It should've won Best Animated Feature. It's absurd that it lost to Finding Nemo. To me, Belleville. Is a work of purest cinema, and Nemo. Is a jumble of chase scenes, stock characters, and witless banter. Why, it's offensive to even list them in the same category! They have nothing to do with one another! But there isn't a best work of art. Theme for thi...

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Tyrannosaurus Hand-Job.: Superman: Red Son has a great premise.

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Sunday, November 20, 2011. Has a great premise. The planet Krypton was gonna explode. Two scientists put their baby in an escape pod and shot him into space. The baby landed in Kansas, and he was raised to be Superman, an American icon. Takes place in an alternate reality where Superman's escape pod was launched a few hours later. It's small difference with major ramifications: he landed in Stalinist Ukraine, where he was raised to be a communist icon. What idiot allowed Jimmy Olsen in the CIA? We like a...

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Tyrannosaurus Hand-Job.: George Lucas has never seen the Empire Strikes Back, Part Two.

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Wednesday, November 10, 2010. George Lucas has never seen the Empire Strikes Back. The Empire Strikes Back. Is the most important sequel since the New Testament. Everyone thinks it's the best Star Wars. Film Everyone, that is, except George Lucas, who dismisses it as " the worst one. This is because he's never seen it. He didn't write it. He didn't direct it. He's never seen it. Looking back, it makes sense. There are parts of Return of the Jedi. Well, if you've seen the Empire Strikes Back. Yet when he ...

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Tyrannosaurus Hand-Job.: One of my jobs is burying roadkill.

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Monday, March 21, 2011. One of my jobs is burying roadkill. Today I found an armadillo. It didn't look like an armadillo at first. More like a gray football that had been deflated. I only realized that it wasn't a football when I lifted it, and felt its weight. While this was unsanitary, it wasn't gruesome. The armadillo was packed neatly inside its cracked taco of a shell. It didn't twitch, leak, or even squish. As I laid it in its grave, I couldn't help but think, "What remarkable manners! You backfill...

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Tyrannosaurus Hand-Job.: The legacy of Captain EO.

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Sunday, November 14, 2010. The legacy of Captain EO. Once upon a time, there was an R&B artist named Michael Jackson. Michael was so popular that the Walt Disney Company cast him in a short film called Captain EO. They showed the film in their theme parks all around the world. The film was incoherent and shitty, but Michael was so popular that no one seemed to care. This was both, the poster and. With another short film, Honey, I Shrunk the Audience. Was an improvement, because it was coherent. Indeed, t...

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Tyrannosaurus Hand-Job.: I used to cry because I had no shoes...

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Tuesday, September 13, 2011. I used to cry because I had no shoes. Until I met a man with no feet. He laughed at my pettiness, which improved his mood, and he went on to have a nice day, but I still had no shoes, so now I cry twice as hard. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). View my complete profile. The etymology of " Fantasmic. My grandma thinks I'm handsome. George Lucas has never seen the Empire Strikes Back. The legacy of Captain EO. George Lucas has never seen the Empire Strikes Back.

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Tyrannosaurus Hand-Job.: My ex's boyfriend.

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Monday, November 29, 2010. One drunken night, I texted my favorite people on the planet. The text read, "You are one of my favorite people on the planet, and I love you.". I meant it platonically," I clarified, and it was true.but that wasn't her problem. My boyfriend and I haven't said 'I love you' yet," she explained, "because we don't want to say it until we mean it. Her voice hovered between shame and pride, "and it's not fair for you. To say 'I love you' before my boyfriend. So I told her. I rolled ...

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