bootaybitch.livejournal.com
Heh...oops...? - Doggie Treats
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May 4th, 2010 at 12:31 AM. I, uh Well, I'm 3 days late. 58 comments Leave a comment. May 4th, 2010 05:33 am (UTC). May 4th, 2010 05:34 am (UTC). May 4th, 2010 05:36 am (UTC). Maybe it's just from exercising a lot. That happens, right? May 4th, 2010 05:37 am (UTC). I haven't been late in like 30 years, Ves. May 4th, 2010 05:38 am (UTC). Wait You're over 30 years old? You look damn good for your age. May 4th, 2010 05:39 am (UTC). QUIT CHANGING THE SUBJECT. WHAT ARE *WE* GOING TO DO IF I'M PREGNANT. May 4th...
mysoserious.livejournal.com
aslkdhfk;ds - don't run can't hide
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Dont run cant hide. Just a necessary evil. April 17th, 2010. Ugh- Oh god there is a roach in the bathroom. Skjadf creepy little spy buggies aauuughdskghh. Para please stop chasing it, you have no idea where that's. 2010-04-18 12:15 am (UTC). If he ate it, would you still kiss him? 2010-04-18 12:32 am (UTC). I would give him a bath first. 2010-04-18 02:12 am (UTC). His mouth would still have roach juice in it. 2010-04-18 01:00 am (UTC). 2010-04-18 01:14 am (UTC). 2010-04-18 11:04 pm (UTC).
sentient-corpse.livejournal.com
Everything's back to normal in the household. I'm making… - I'm a Dead Guy
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Everything's back to normal in the household. I'm making - Im a Dead Guy. Laquo; previous entry. Next entry ». May 16th, 2010 01:57 am. Everything's back to normal in the household. I'm making dinner. Hanna is getting shredded to bits by Duchamp. I kept a few gimps around because our furniture got jacked. They make great seating. But its furniture you have to remember to feed, so we gotta go to Ikea soon. That suit can only hold the carcass gasses in for so long. May 16th, 2010 10:54 pm (UTC).
sentient-corpse.livejournal.com
Feels good, man. - I'm a Dead Guy
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Feels good, man. - Im a Dead Guy. Laquo; previous entry. Next entry ». May 8th, 2010 10:07 pm. Feels good, man. May 9th, 2010 03:07 am (UTC). YOU FUCKED HER TOO? May 9th, 2010 03:10 am (UTC). Like a rabid baboon. Oh, look at the time, gotta make dinner. May 9th, 2010 04:41 pm (UTC). I AM BOTH DISGUSTED, INTRIGUED, AND SORT OF TURNED ON. May 9th, 2010 05:33 pm (UTC). Well, she didn't have t stick it in me. and the cock I stole is fresh. May 9th, 2010 03:17 am (UTC). YOU MAYE BE A DEAD MAN. OH MY FUCKIN GOD.
touceyithard.livejournal.com
Woke up under a couple of barely-legal teenagers. ( Veser was going… - HAHAHAHAHAHA
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Woke up under a couple of barely-legal teenagers. ( Veser was going for the prize. I need some better action like. pronto. Posted on May. 16th, 2010 at 04:52 pm. I CAN'T HELP IT. IT'S LIKE A REFLEX FOR ME. Posted on May. 16th, 2010 10:36 pm (UTC). I'm not barely legal for anything. Except maybe renting a car lol. Posted on May. 16th, 2010 10:45 pm (UTC). Posted on May. 16th, 2010 11:11 pm (UTC). Powered by LiveJournal.com.
touceyithard.livejournal.com
KITTENS - HAHAHAHAHAHA
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So Staying at Conrad's um. The kittens aren't all weird and blind, anymore. I found a laundry basket in an alleyway that they really took a liking to, so they like to hang out in there. Posted on May. 2nd, 2010 at 09:01 pm. Why don't you find a new place? Posted on May. 3rd, 2010 01:55 am (UTC). Kinda cozy here, though. Posted on May. 3rd, 2010 02:01 am (UTC). Have you been on his bed yet? That thing is amazing. Posted on May. 3rd, 2010 02:08 am (UTC). Uh, no, he hasn't let me, yet. It's really nice, fin...
sentient-corpse.livejournal.com
So I was buzzing on blow after a night of carousing with my hoes--… - I'm a Dead Guy
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So I was buzzing on blow after a night of carousing with my hoes- - Im a Dead Guy. Laquo; previous entry. Next entry ». May 14th, 2010 05:49 pm. So I was buzzing on blow after a night of carousing with my hoes- told the bitches to fuck off and let me walk in peace. Sat down on a park bench. And at my feet was the tiniest little baby possum. It was still pink. hairless. squinty and trembling. I feel like such a fool. May 15th, 2010 12:07 am (UTC). But it took me longer than just a day )8. May 15th, 2010 0...
sentient-corpse.livejournal.com
I have a big announcement! - I'm a Dead Guy
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I have a big announcement! Im a Dead Guy. I have a big announcement! Laquo; previous entry. Jun 1st, 2010 09:31 pm. I'd like to announce that Hanna and I drove to Iowa last week and got married (: We wanted it to be private, sorry guys. Hanna ate that whole cake by himself. Jun 2nd, 2010 02:53 am (UTC). Hey, congrats, guys! And might I say that you have lovely legs. Jun 2nd, 2010 02:56 am (UTC). I'm on a special diet. Its called being dead. Jun 2nd, 2010 03:09 am (UTC). Well, you're stunning, in any case.
sentient-corpse.livejournal.com
Smoking and ironing shirts. Vacuuming in pearls. What has my… - I'm a Dead Guy
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Smoking and ironing shirts. Vacuuming in pearls. What has my - Im a Dead Guy. Laquo; previous entry. Next entry ». May 6th, 2010 03:28 pm. Smoking and ironing shirts. What has my un-life become? May 6th, 2010 08:30 pm (UTC). And a single mother. May 6th, 2010 09:40 pm (UTC). I aspire to have a life outside of the home someday )':. May 7th, 2010 05:26 am (UTC). I don't think Hanna is growing up anytime soon. May 6th, 2010 08:35 pm (UTC). I THOUGHT YOU WERE HAPPY )8. May 6th, 2010 09:06 pm (UTC).
sentient-corpse.livejournal.com
I let Hanna keep Mister Monkey if he helped me clean the apartment… - I'm a Dead Guy
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I let Hanna keep Mister Monkey if he helped me clean the apartment - Im a Dead Guy. Laquo; previous entry. Next entry ». Apr 23rd, 2010 08:22 am. I let Hanna keep Mister Monkey if he helped me clean the apartment top to bottom. For the first time since I've lived here the place smells like lemons. Carpet shampooed, tile white EVERYTHING IS CLEAN and lice-free. Hanna, on the other hand seems a bit disoriented. Apr 23rd, 2010 01:26 pm (UTC). You guys had carpet? Apr 23rd, 2010 01:28 pm (UTC). Hanna, NO ):.
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