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The Minivan Monologues: It's Not Always What You See
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Life, Love and Sex in the Suburbs. Thursday, August 19, 2010. Its Not Always What You See. You don't know the all of me,. You only know what you can see. Sometimes, I am sweet, sincere, devout. Then other times I'm just inside-out. Gruff and frustrated, simmering, too. Not sure to tell you off or give in to an angry screw. The world is big and wide and full of doubt. You only see the me you want - heartfelt, subservient, with little thought. Posted using BlogPress from my iPhone. Posted by minivan gal.
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The Minivan Monologues: Sober People Don’t Do That!
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Life, Love and Sex in the Suburbs. Monday, April 6, 2009. Sober People Don’t Do That! Did they give you any trouble? Did they go to bed on time? 8221; I said in one rapid fire sentence. Smiling hard at the babysitter, I was trying to look and act my most serious, my most adult, my most sober. And it was VERY hard. I couldn’t focus on a word the girl said, as my thoughts were racing…How many glasses of the Benzinger. Why did I only eat 3 scallops and the amazingly decadent cheesecake? Vibe) This night, ho...
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The Minivan Monologues: Not Tonight Honey, I'm On A Diet....
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Life, Love and Sex in the Suburbs. Thursday, August 12, 2010. Not Tonight Honey, I'm On A Diet. Published in USA Today cites that "for some women, weight control is more important than sex." I had to read that sentence twice. Honestly, I did.because I'm dying to ask those ladies, "Are ya' doin' it wrong? There are many things that I would give up if the Ab Genie. Granted my wish for a rock hard core, or if a plastic surgeon took me on as a charity case.like lying about my age. Rolling through stop signs.
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The Minivan Monologues: Knocked-Up.....AGAIN!
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Life, Love and Sex in the Suburbs. Monday, August 2, 2010. I stared in disbelief at the three pee-soaked sticks on the bathroom vanity.two thin lines, then just a plus sign, then finally, the nail-in-the-cradle.a new-fangled digital LCD display that arrogantly flashed "YES! As in "Yes, you stupid bitch, the rabbit died. YOU ARE PREGNANT. Pretty much means " You're fucked. Or maybe I have some syndrome in which your body only THINKS its pregnant. Or maybe this is just the final episode of LOST. Which has ...
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The Minivan Monologues: February 2012
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Life, Love and Sex in the Suburbs. Tuesday, February 28, 2012. Popcorn, Cookies and Fundraising.Oh My! 8220;If you sell enough popcorn you can earn an iPad.” I said, only to regret the words the minute they escaped my mouth. I knew that it was a mistake. For a split-second, I had forgotten who I was dealing with and my “ tech-addicted. 8217;’ 7 year-old quickly spun around. 8221; he cried. “Let me see! I understand the importance of fundraising and realize that it is all in the name of many wonderful, ci...
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The Minivan Monologues: Popcorn, Cookies & Fundraising...Oh My!
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Life, Love and Sex in the Suburbs. Tuesday, February 28, 2012. Popcorn, Cookies and Fundraising.Oh My! 8220;If you sell enough popcorn you can earn an iPad.” I said, only to regret the words the minute they escaped my mouth. I knew that it was a mistake. For a split-second, I had forgotten who I was dealing with and my “ tech-addicted. 8217;’ 7 year-old quickly spun around. 8221; he cried. “Let me see! I understand the importance of fundraising and realize that it is all in the name of many wonderful, ci...
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The Minivan Monologues: June 2011
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Life, Love and Sex in the Suburbs. Thursday, June 2, 2011. I gave too much away. Someone knows it all and I can't hide. The codes, the keys that keep me are not for me or mine alone. They are in.I am out.never sure of where I stand. Is it fair or smart or real? Do I regret this loss of "voice".and rue the days adrift, floating through the house in bliss? I gave too much away. Posted using BlogPress from my iPhone. Posted by minivan gal. Thursday, June 02, 2011. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Dear little kid,.
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The Minivan Monologues: Days like this...
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Life, Love and Sex in the Suburbs. Wednesday, December 15, 2010. So Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansen are divorcing after 2 years of marriage.I mean come on.Really? I admit, my first thought was "whatever." but then I thought about it and just got mad! Two years of marriage and now divorce! And leave just as you make it to the cashier. Aren't we in it for the long haul? Believe me, after 13 years of marriage, I know, the whole experience ain't for wimps! Or that you need to hold tight to the history yo...
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The Minivan Monologues: Powerless
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Life, Love and Sex in the Suburbs. Thursday, June 2, 2011. I gave too much away. Someone knows it all and I can't hide. The codes, the keys that keep me are not for me or mine alone. They are in.I am out.never sure of where I stand. Is it fair or smart or real? Do I regret this loss of "voice".and rue the days adrift, floating through the house in bliss? I gave too much away. Posted using BlogPress from my iPhone. Posted by minivan gal. Thursday, June 02, 2011. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Email S...
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The Minivan Monologues: May 2011
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Life, Love and Sex in the Suburbs. Tuesday, May 17, 2011. Au Revoir Ma Grande Ta-Tas! As I was watching the controversial “Born This Way”. Episode of Glee on-demand. I kept thinking about the one or two things about my own physical appearance that I would want to change.my less than bodacious ta-tas. Yes, I admit it, I have a big boob obsession. Mainly because, well, mine are so not. It’s been 6 months since I had the baby, and well, things have definitely flattened out and gone south. Mine, in particula...
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