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kill, secretary, kill!: August 2006
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Kill, secretary, kill! What we write while no one is calling. Thursday, August 31, 2006. Sare and mo celebrit-itemize. Why we wish people would stop picking on that guy who was a kid in the 6th sense by us. 1) you guys picked on that home alone kid and then! He married too young. 2) at least he's not going naked and raped in movies like the adorable Dakota. 3) you totally liked that movie. 4) he's been so quiet and not all druggy really. Dui's NEVER count at least that's what my dad says. 13) please go on.
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kill, secretary, kill!: February 2006
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Kill, secretary, kill! What we write while no one is calling. Tuesday, February 28, 2006. Been loving killsecretarykill. you guys are weirder than I even knew. PODCAST! WE JUST KILL PEOPLE AND DIE A LOT. THAT'S SO NOT WEIRD. LOL I THOUGHT SO. YOU KNOW WHAT'S WEIRD? DO YOU KNOW WHAT'S WEIRD? I ASKED YOU WHATS SO WEIRD. WHAT'S WEIRD IS WHEN YOU TOTALLY WANT TO HEAR DON'T IT MAKE MY BROWN EYES BLUE AND IT PLAYS! THAT IS CRAZY BUSINESS! NOW I GO HOME. OH SHIT NOW I HAVE BLUE EYES. OH SHIT I BROKE IT. We need...
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kill, secretary, kill!: September 2006
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Kill, secretary, kill! What we write while no one is calling. Thursday, September 21, 2006. Sarie and mo like to simile smile. The mailman has so much aftershave on. I still smell it! I still smell it after he's gone! Like a cornchip in a storm. A fritto in a hurricane. Like grape jelly on a spelling test. Like micky mantle in a bar. Like ballet shoes on a robot. Like jerry from facts of life working as a waitress at coyote ugly. Like post-its for breakfast. Like kittens for president. Yeah, no thanks.
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kill, secretary, kill!: October 2006
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Kill, secretary, kill! What we write while no one is calling. Monday, October 16, 2006. Sare and mo come to blows over what, no one knows. So you go and yuck it up. Yuck it up is what I heard. Well, do it. I YUCK IT UP FULL TIME. YOU'RE LIKE A GAS TANK. YOU GOTTA HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR TO WORK WITH THESE TURKEYS. BUT YOU WILL SOON LET THAT ENERGY SORCE GO. I WIL LLET IT FLY LIKE A BIRD. BU TNOT A FLIGTHLESS BIRD. BUNCHA MEATBALLS, ALL OF EM. PUT COLOR IN YOUR PEE. I BET YOU WOULD TURN DOWN CUSTARD. But th...
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kill, secretary, kill!: July 2006
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Kill, secretary, kill! What we write while no one is calling. Monday, July 31, 2006. Sare and mo are very lazy. I have a sail boat. Are you enjoying sailing with me on my sail boat, sarah? I have such big sunglasses on. They keep out the st tropez glare! They are so huge. This bottle of Dom Perignon 1932 went so fast! Gaston, would you be a dear and get the good stuff? Wherever did you find him! Cut from stone and just as thick! I don't mean to brag. But Ronald had him made in our lab! He is a golden god.
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kill, secretary, kill!: April 2006
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Kill, secretary, kill! What we write while no one is calling. Wednesday, April 26, 2006. Sare and mo take on google results. When i google myself. I am not even on the first page. It's all swimmers and some dietitian. I want to write SARAH N*WAK. So MY stuff comes up. Is almost ALL ME. So i got that going for me. You've got your health. And your name connected. What if someone is looking for me. They are going to think I am someone else. We need to start a petition. Write SARAH N*WAK everywhere. Tuesday,...
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kill, secretary, kill!: June 2006
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Kill, secretary, kill! What we write while no one is calling. Friday, June 23, 2006. Sarah and mo have mixed feelings about Glen Frey (we meant don henley and also don't actually care, JEFF. I think my feet might be stinky. Did you walk through some dirty laundry? Its called my bedroom floor. Get 'em when they're up, get 'em when they're down. No get stuck in heads. Get 'em when they're up, get 'em when they're down. I hayte that guy. HE HATES YOU AND HAS BLOCKED YOUR EMAILS. SO STOP EMAILING HIM. YOUR H...
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kill, secretary, kill!: March 2006
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Kill, secretary, kill! What we write while no one is calling. Friday, March 31, 2006. Sare and mo make sense. Like a polar bear must get in a very warm country. Sure i don't make sense but do i have to? It's whatever you want it to mean. How you (personally) attch meaning to words and phrases. I make them into grapes and pjs. Whatever the receptor (listener) and the actor(me=always an actor) can provoke new images in athenlsjk;dboixfaOEWsfn. Now, harass me sexually! Well, of course . are you from PA?
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kill, secretary, kill!: May 2006
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Kill, secretary, kill! What we write while no one is calling. Tuesday, May 30, 2006. Mo tries for an apology but finds a guest poster instead. I am writing to you today to again apologize to you for not coming - I have so much potato salad left over to show my good intentions that turned bad because of the shoot thing that I had to do on Sunday instead of Saturday. Eeew I may not have an internet wired home, but I am going to be having a party with Stanny! In July and hope you can attend. Dear person wit...
