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Orthodox Phenomenons: Real Surveys
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Thursday, July 2, 2009. Noticed an increase in the amount of those atrocious surveys posted as bulletins on Myspace. For those of you who made a significant life choice for the better, and deleted your Myspace. Think of something creative like "If you don't post this in the next five minutes, your daddy will beat your mummy, then a serial killer will break in your house and kill your puppy right in front of you before disemboweling. 3 you wanted for Christmas. Surely the majority of you have witnessed.
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Orthodox Phenomenons: Da Streetz
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Tuesday, August 4, 2009. Many families have been torn apart, many properties have been destroyed and, most importantly, many "homies" have been "slayed". Perth isn't safe, and despite the police contributing they're best efforts, turf wars have still failed to subside. People are still beating, raping, stabbing and threatening eachother, some, so i've read have even progressed to the level of passing eachother mean notes during class. 419 is watching you". More importantly why were they threatening mine?
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Orthodox Phenomenons: R.I.P Uncle Flava.
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Wednesday, August 12, 2009. My great uncle died the other day. But when he died hidden truths were revealed. Turns out this guy was a total pimp. After the funeral mum came home and told me stories about him that i wish I'd known before. I asked mum if he carried a cane and drank from a jewel studded goblet, but sensing i was enjoying the sexism she left the room and made my dinner. August 13, 2009 at 1:37 AM. This comment has been removed by the author. August 13, 2009 at 2:20 AM. Two Guys, One Dolphin.
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Orthodox Phenomenons: Breakdancing is for Bitches.
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Wednesday, August 5, 2009. Breakdancing is for Bitches. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Two Guys, One Dolphin. Breakdancing is for Bitches.
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Orthodox Phenomenons: Renaissance Art
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Tuesday, July 21, 2009. I've been in Europe almost 3 weeks now and i can definately. Tell you what has been the highlight of my trip. The Louvre. Not only is the quality of this particular artwork notable but the subject of it is miraculously entertaining. *. As you can see, the woman shown is lactating, with the "comforting" hand of an angel (who seems to be enjoying the whole situation a little too much) on her shoulder, while some seedy fuck surveys the scene from behind a curtain.
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Orthodox Phenomenons: August 2009
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Wednesday, August 12, 2009. My great uncle died the other day. But when he died hidden truths were revealed. Turns out this guy was a total pimp. After the funeral mum came home and told me stories about him that i wish I'd known before. I asked mum if he carried a cane and drank from a jewel studded goblet, but sensing i was enjoying the sexism she left the room and made my dinner. Wednesday, August 5, 2009. Breakdancing is for Bitches. Tuesday, August 4, 2009. 419 is watching you". I reeled around to m...
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Orthodox Phenomenons: June 2009
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Saturday, June 27, 2009. A few nights ago, Whiteman, Tithe and I attended a Mighty Boosh themed party. I really can't be fucked writing about it at the moment so here are some photographs of the night's festivities. Tuesday, June 23, 2009. Monday, June 22, 2009. Anyway, the sudden transition from cool teachers and cool subjects, to inadequate subjects with teachers who are obstinate and grouchy was a little too much to handle, so instead of doing homework i've decided to do up individual informational pr...
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Orthodox Phenomenons: October 2009
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Friday, October 16, 2009. Fruit and Vag. (Not the good kind). I recently took up a job at a local fresh produce store called Scutti. Fruit and Veg isn't just a job, it's a passion, it's my life. But lately, my colleagues and employers have almost succeeded in destroying my love for organic sustenance. Lifes hard when your a check out chick, on a day to day basis i'm confronted with serious serious questions like:. Do you do cash out? How many varieties of gherkin do you sell? I'm good thanks how are you?
