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how to raise a deadbeat dad | things i've eaten off the ground and other short stories

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Things i've eaten off the ground and other short stories. Because the five-second rule is just a suggestion. Laquo; sloppy joes. The world cup: an update. How to raise a deadbeat dad. July 8, 2010 by Nicole. Soon, he will become frustrated with all your consumption: of diapers, of cash, of living space, and time. He will become a drunk. He will begin to argue with your mother. He might attempt to land a punch. Don’t put up with that. Leave Texas. Loser, loser, double loser. At age eight, he will give you...

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Things i've eaten off the ground and other short stories. Because the five-second rule is just a suggestion. Archive for April, 2009. Where do I go from here? On April 28, 2009 Leave a Comment. I want to write. I want to tell you about myself. I want to tell you stories about sociopaths and germophobes. I want to lie to you. I want to tell you the Truth. Mostly, though, I want to pick your brain. Read Full Post ». On April 28, 2009 1 Comment. On the Corner of Hampson and Short. A block off The Avenue,.

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Things i've eaten off the ground and other short stories. Because the five-second rule is just a suggestion. Archive for May, 2009. On May 26, 2009 1 Comment. I forgot to add sloppy joes to the list of foods that look as though they have already been digested – until I saw it on the floor of the College of Santa Fe cafeteria. Disgusting. Ahh, the glory of meat splatter. It’s almost like a painting. But tastier. Read Full Post ». Create a free website or blog at WordPress.com.

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the art of eating out | things i've eaten off the ground and other short stories

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Things i've eaten off the ground and other short stories. Because the five-second rule is just a suggestion. The art of eating out. April 28, 2009 by Nicole. He was still thinking about the redhead. She doesn’t even know what ‘sexually active’ means. He mused to himself, shifting gears. I’ll bet she’ll tell her mother I was winking at her. He said, pointing to the menu at some rice-noodly entrée with mung-bean sprouts and pumpkin chunks. None of that chicken from last time. Chicken couldn’t be tr...I’m s...

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August | 2010 | things i've eaten off the ground and other short stories

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Things i've eaten off the ground and other short stories. Because the five-second rule is just a suggestion. Archive for August, 2010. On August 9, 2010 1 Comment. I Joan of Arc was burned at the stake at 19 years old. When I took it out of the oven, the baking dish I used had cracked from the heat of the oven and the fatty, lemony juice seeped from the ceramic crevices and onto my creamy skin. We ate, and I was punished. A She was burned three times to be sure nothing remained. A She learned to sew.

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The Emperor of Ice Cream: April 2009

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CLICK HERE FOR BLOGGER TEMPLATES. The Emperor of Ice Cream. Tuesday, April 28, 2009. Interview with Nick Vogt While Playing Street Fighter Part Two. The character 'Guile' (pictured above) is a meathead, there, I said it. Link: here. Posted by Ronald Metellus. Interview with Nick Vogt While Playing Street Fighter Part 1. The intro song "A Little Bit Cooler," is by The Cool Kids. The sound is pretty good, I'll do better next time, but; no fan so hurray! Posted by Ronald Metellus. Sunday, April 26, 2009.

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The Emperor of Ice Cream: Interview with Nick Vogt While Playing Street Fighter Part Two

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CLICK HERE FOR BLOGGER TEMPLATES. The Emperor of Ice Cream. Tuesday, April 28, 2009. Interview with Nick Vogt While Playing Street Fighter Part Two. The character 'Guile' (pictured above) is a meathead, there, I said it. Link: here. Posted by Ronald Metellus. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Friends of the Emperor, and they're Blogs. The Home is a Lonely Hunter. Things I've Eaten Off the Ground. David Sedaris is a Good Man. Fighting for Nothing- Meg and Dia. Better Living Through Zombies.

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The Emperor of Ice Cream: Interview with Rex Horner, Part 1

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CLICK HERE FOR BLOGGER TEMPLATES. The Emperor of Ice Cream. Saturday, April 25, 2009. Interview with Rex Horner, Part 1. Will Rex end up on the street, spouting mythology? Find out at the recently updated link: Here. Please bare with the fuzzy noise in the first few seconds, I've been messing around with noise all week and I think it sounds much cleaner. Tell me what you think. Special thanks to Vvinni. Posted by Ronald Metellus. Vvinni J. Gagnepain. April 26, 2009 at 10:47 AM. Thanks Vvinni, I'll fix it.

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The Emperor of Ice Cream: June 2009

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CLICK HERE FOR BLOGGER TEMPLATES. The Emperor of Ice Cream. Sunday, June 21, 2009. The return is looming. Soon, there will be more ice cream. soon. Posted by Ronald Metellus. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Friends of the Emperor, and they're Blogs. The Home is a Lonely Hunter. Things I've Eaten Off the Ground. David Sedaris is a Good Man. Fighting for Nothing- Meg and Dia. Better Living Through Zombies. Zombie Haiku – By Chris Woods. John Jefferies is a concerned citizen. Young Writers of Ventura.

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The Emperor of Ice Cream: new blog, new frontier

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CLICK HERE FOR BLOGGER TEMPLATES. The Emperor of Ice Cream. Tuesday, September 22, 2009. New blog, new frontier. Well, another class beckons i make a blog, so i decided to remove the sweet, awesome hook and just have my thoughts. also, nick vogt will be there dropping gems (read:contributing) . if you want a place to drop gems, hit me up at superflyronald@msn.com . oh, the new url is ronaldmetellus.blogspot.com. There's a ton of new ice cream literary news if your interested, even the new yorker.

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The Emperor of Ice Cream: Interview with Nick Vogt While Playing Street Fighter Part 1

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CLICK HERE FOR BLOGGER TEMPLATES. The Emperor of Ice Cream. Tuesday, April 28, 2009. Interview with Nick Vogt While Playing Street Fighter Part 1. The intro song "A Little Bit Cooler," is by The Cool Kids. The sound is pretty good, I'll do better next time, but; no fan so hurray! Posted by Ronald Metellus. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Friends of the Emperor, and they're Blogs. The Home is a Lonely Hunter. Things I've Eaten Off the Ground. David Sedaris is a Good Man. Better Living Through Zombies.

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The Emperor of Ice Cream: March 2009

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CLICK HERE FOR BLOGGER TEMPLATES. The Emperor of Ice Cream. Monday, March 30, 2009. Replace all Glaciers with Ice Cream. Posted by Ronald Metellus. Sunday, March 29, 2009. Ice Cream Book Club. If you approach a book with every one's. 160;on the cover- or in the title- and think flowery, light summer reading then you certainly haven't read these books. Robin Romm's The Mercy Papers. Scribner), Jonah Lehrer's  How We Decide. Houghton Mifflin Co.), and William Boyd's An Ice Cream War. Tuesday, March 24, 2009.

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The Emperor of Ice Cream: Part Two of Robin Romm's Interview with The Emperor of Ice Cream

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CLICK HERE FOR BLOGGER TEMPLATES. The Emperor of Ice Cream. Monday, April 20, 2009. Part Two of Robin Romm's Interview with The Emperor of Ice Cream. Robin statrs up a riveting ice cream discussion, and much more. To access the interview click the title, or just click here. Posted by Ronald Metellus. Nice interview. You need to get something to clear out the hisses in the audio. Audacity (freeware) has that function. Also, Nick "Voigt"? April 20, 2009 at 1:38 PM. April 20, 2009 at 10:22 PM. Part Two of R...

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The Emperor of Ice Cream: September 2009

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CLICK HERE FOR BLOGGER TEMPLATES. The Emperor of Ice Cream. Tuesday, September 22, 2009. New blog, new frontier. Well, another class beckons i make a blog, so i decided to remove the sweet, awesome hook and just have my thoughts. also, nick vogt will be there dropping gems (read:contributing) . if you want a place to drop gems, hit me up at superflyronald@msn.com . oh, the new url is ronaldmetellus.blogspot.com. There's a ton of new ice cream literary news if your interested, even the new yorker.

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