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STEPH DOES BLOGGER: August 2009
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Sunday, August 30, 2009. Ring a ding dong. Well kids, for a minute there it looked promising. It looked like this dried up vagina might get some life breathed back into her yet. Just when she was packing her ovaries and getting ready to hit the road there was penis at the end of the tunnel. And I didn't even meet him at a bar! Let me tell you, guys I work with are hideous 93% of the time. I wish they were as hot as all the lab crew dudes on tv. Sunday dinner and showing his wife and kids the nudie. Anywa...
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Monday, September 28, 2009. Seriously, do LL Cool J and that douche that played Robin seriously have a new tv show? I saw previews for this yesterday and almost pissed myself in laughter. You've got to be kidding me. Apparently the economy is effecting everyone. You can't live off of Batman money forever I guess. Mama said.get ready to be cancelled. I think puppies are super cute? This is a sentence that actually came out of her mouth. I am not shitting you. Back seat of a moving cab? Kick in the pants.
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STEPH DOES BLOGGER: November 2006
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Monday, November 27, 2006. Nothing much has changed in the few months since I had seen my family. My mother is still wanting me to marry the first man who'll have me. She's still reminding me my birthday is only a few months away and that I'm not getting any younger. She's also reminding me (the med student) that I only have a limited number of eggs and every month another one bites the dust.a baby that could have been. My OTHER is still half the woman I am. Muahahahahahaha. When I got the shits from sai...
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STEPH DOES BLOGGER: Revenge is a dish best served...with cock
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Sunday, September 13, 2009. Revenge is a dish best served.with cock. This weekend. I managed to break my sex drought AND get back at EX all in one weekend! I really am an over achiever. And starring at a homeless guy with one arm who likes to have conspiracy theory conversations with the beer he paid for with beggin. We're drinking $12 martinis and discussing what fake names we plan on giving out tonight when I see a familiar face; EX's. Miles reminds me of Patrick Bateman. But, there were also moments o...
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STEPH DOES BLOGGER: October 2009
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Wednesday, October 07, 2009. The beer garden did not meet my very high expectations. It was beer in an open space. Like beer on someone's apartment patio. LAAAAAAAAAME. The flowers have continued. My dad called me a few nights ago, which he never does. Apparently he went to the doctor several months ago and the disagnosed him with colon cancer. He went back again a few weeks ago and it has spread to his small intestine. It's bad. And he hasn't told my mom or my brother. I don't like serious things. That'...
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STEPH DOES BLOGGER: December 2006
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Wednesday, December 20, 2006. Study up for the oral exam. I think every normal woman enjoys oral and could probably be pretty damn happy if a guy just shut the fuck up and stuck his head between her legs for hours. But, we're realistic and realize that men are perpetually ADD stricken and usually don't give unless they're getting something in return. So we have come to know that no clit licking session is going to last for more than 10-20 minutes. Dear Mrs. ,. Don't worry, we eventually had sex the next ...
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Friday, September 18, 2009. Karma is a mean, nasty cunt and I hope she dies a slow, STD induced death. While it felt amazing to get back at EX and hit him where it hurts, his friend's penis, I am now finding myself in a bad position. I always knew my vagina was magical. It's like the rabbit hole in Alice in Wonderland. It takes you to amazing places you thought you could only reach with the help of hallucinogenic. Friend will NOT stop calling me. He calls me at least. Is the best cooch. What kind of bord...
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STEPH DOES BLOGGER: flowers in her hair....flowers down my drain
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Friday, October 02, 2009. Flowers in her hair.flowers down my drain. If I have to hear one more asshole at work jokingly say "You don't feel well? It's probably the Swine Flu" and then actually chuckle afterwards like they just made a funny I am going give them a giant wedgie and spit down their ass crack. I've gotten flowers every day this week. From who, you ask? So EX and I have been communicating only through texts and only in regards to the pup. He sends me a text that simply says "leaving"....No cl...
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STEPH DOES BLOGGER: September 2009
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Monday, September 28, 2009. Seriously, do LL Cool J and that douche that played Robin seriously have a new tv show? I saw previews for this yesterday and almost pissed myself in laughter. You've got to be kidding me. Apparently the economy is effecting everyone. You can't live off of Batman money forever I guess. Mama said.get ready to be cancelled. I think puppies are super cute? This is a sentence that actually came out of her mouth. I am not shitting you. Back seat of a moving cab? My brother is a few...