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This Is Not The Office: Tales from a Squeaky Swivel Chair: Foreword: Rantings of the “wrongfully” employed

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This Is Not The Office: Tales from a Squeaky Swivel Chair. You know, they said a Low-Class Graduate of Engineering in Nigeria could never get a job… Well, let’s find out…. Monday, February 2, 2009. Foreword: Rantings of the “wrongfully” employed. Half the time when I am not authoring the Media Nemesis blog, I spend the better part of my life stuck in an office where I am tied to a job that entails frenzies of hard work and equal amounts of laziness. I work as a Trainee Biomedical Engineer in our smal...

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This Is Not The Office: Tales from a Squeaky Swivel Chair: April 2009

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This Is Not The Office: Tales from a Squeaky Swivel Chair. You know, they said a Low-Class Graduate of Engineering in Nigeria could never get a job… Well, let’s find out…. Saturday, April 4, 2009. Chapter 2: Adventures With Aunty. The interview was coming to an end. Mr. Heem (my boss) looked up and asked me one last question. "How do you like traveling? I replied, "Like it says on my CV sir, traveling is one of my hobbies.". My prayer always goes something like this:. My heart was already dancing a rhumb...

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This Is Not The Office: Tales from a Squeaky Swivel Chair: January 2009

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This Is Not The Office: Tales from a Squeaky Swivel Chair. You know, they said a Low-Class Graduate of Engineering in Nigeria could never get a job… Well, let’s find out…. Sunday, January 25, 2009. The Pre-Foreword Written In Past Present Tense. On the 1st of April 2008, I was given an appointment with a company called S.L.A.V.E. Inc to work with them as a Trainee Biomedics Engineer. This blog is about my experience there. . By the time you read this, I would most probably have left my job and maybe move...

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This Is Not The Office: Tales from a Squeaky Swivel Chair: June 2009

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This Is Not The Office: Tales from a Squeaky Swivel Chair. You know, they said a Low-Class Graduate of Engineering in Nigeria could never get a job… Well, let’s find out…. Thursday, June 25, 2009. Printer’s Devil (Intermission). Contrary to a certain impression, no I am not dead. Serious…. Which kain face can I use to look at you people again? Before you sharpen your pitchforks abeg, I MUST. Mr Heem is most likely the one sniggering now. In all honesty I haven’t had to actually go hungry. I’m alway...

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This Is Not The Office: Tales from a Squeaky Swivel Chair: Printer’s Devil (Intermission)

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This Is Not The Office: Tales from a Squeaky Swivel Chair. You know, they said a Low-Class Graduate of Engineering in Nigeria could never get a job… Well, let’s find out…. Thursday, June 25, 2009. Printer’s Devil (Intermission). Contrary to a certain impression, no I am not dead. Serious…. Which kain face can I use to look at you people again? Before you sharpen your pitchforks abeg, I MUST. Mr Heem is most likely the one sniggering now. In all honesty I haven’t had to actually go hungry. I’m alway...

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Life, Camera, Reaction. Saturday, February 21, 2009. Eat Or You Die…. My boss was in the bank. As I sat outside waiting, I stared at another bank that had closed mysteriously. One day customers woke up and went to the bank only to be told their bank had been shifted to another branch. No reason, no explanations. Just like that. I wondered why the shift. Was money mysteriously disappearing from their vaults? Was the building haunted? 8220;Ek’ aaro oh! Our culinary lingua franca, the other held water.

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The Phoneparazzi: February 2009

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Life, Camera, Reaction. Saturday, February 21, 2009. Eat Or You Die…. My boss was in the bank. As I sat outside waiting, I stared at another bank that had closed mysteriously. One day customers woke up and went to the bank only to be told their bank had been shifted to another branch. No reason, no explanations. Just like that. I wondered why the shift. Was money mysteriously disappearing from their vaults? Was the building haunted? 8220;Ek’ aaro oh! Our culinary lingua franca, the other held water.

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The Phoneparazzi: I Kid You Not, D’Banj Has Got Nothing On This Guy…

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Life, Camera, Reaction. Wednesday, June 10, 2009. I Kid You Not, D’Banj Has Got Nothing On This Guy…. Move over Flava Flav! Move over D’Banj! If you thought D’Banj’s upcoming reality TV show, Koko Mansion - with its kinky specifications of who a Kokolette should be and all - was the latest, most-lucrative way to combine romance and commerce, here’s a Newsflash for you: you got it dead wrong! This ad was spotted by eagle-eyed. In one of our national dailies and no, it is no practical joke. Ready for a mea...

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The Phoneparazzi: March 2009

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Life, Camera, Reaction. Sunday, March 8, 2009. Is Technology Reading Our Minds? My apologies. Despite the title, this is not a real post. I guess I'm just faffing around… whatever that means…. You’ve read a good post. You want to comment. You click on the link and a window pops up that may or may not have Comment Moderation turned on according to the blog author’s settings. You leave your comments and then you may or may not need to fill in the Word Verification security thingy. Ok, sorry oh! NigeriaDeci...

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Life, Camera, Reaction. Sunday, November 23, 2008. This post / picture is NOT IN ANY WAY meant as an insult to any religious / ethnic groups neither is it intended to instigate religious or anti-religious sentiments. Veiled woman wearing a burqa. In the ever-busy area of Oshodi, Lagos, Nigeria trying to catch a bus. See Wikipedia definition here. It’s even more puzzling and pathetic when I see the ones who also have children whom they zip into their backs like a reversal of kangaroo parentage. How do the...

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The Phoneparazzi: Honestly Afronuts, If I “Cash” You Ehn!!!

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Life, Camera, Reaction. Wednesday, April 15, 2009. Honestly Afronuts, If I “Cash” You Ehn! How many times did I call you? Where you dey when they were nominating bloggers for the NBAs. Instead na this “Scrap” award you come dash me abi? You, I will flog you eh soteeeeey… OK, it’s just that mini-‘Nuts is on the way and it wouldn’t be nice for him/her to see koboko marks on Daddy’s bum-bum. So for AfroBaby’s sake, you are forgiven. After being tagged the first time. I prefer her version):. 4 Show the seven...

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Life, Camera, Reaction. Saturday, April 4, 2009. Public Service Announcement: Broke! Please, abeg, biko, ejo, kai! Or whatever it is Hausa people say) do not vex for me that I have not updated this blog or responded to your comments in quite a while. The reason for this happens to be this “global economic meltdown” or whichever name you want to call it that is hitting me badly. Just imagine, for the past few months now, my middle name has been “Broke”. Ever since Danny Bagucci. Yes oh, people! For the un...

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The Phoneparazzi: Doctor Dolittle

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Life, Camera, Reaction. Sunday, February 1, 2009. Warning: Animal lovers and some squirmy people might find this post… well… squirmy. Ever since I moved into my new neighbourhood late last year, I seem to be caught up in a “Dr. Dolittle” moment of some sort. You all know Dr. Dolittle don’t you? That funny vet guy who talks to animals? Well, me and these animals seem to be communicating alright. I can’t hear what they’re saying much but they sure do get my message: GERROUTTTT! It’s that simple. Just when ...

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The Phoneparazzi: December 2008

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Life, Camera, Reaction. Saturday, December 27, 2008. On entering a Lagos bus. My eyes beheld the windscreen. The view that was in front of us. Is captured in this scene. Both wipers were stuck outside. Midways up the glass. The decorations festooned inside. Reminded one of Xmas. I wonder how the driver sees. By rainfall or by dark. Whenever I see that bus again. Remind me please to ask! Posted by Sisem E. Naidem. Links to this post. Wednesday, December 24, 2008. Where could the source be? To cut a long s...

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The Phoneparazzi: June 2009

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