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The Not-So-Secret Diary of Aragorn Son of Arathorn: December 2009
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The Not-So-Secret Diary of Aragorn Son of Arathorn. Now with 50% more stubble. Have at last expatriated from Xanga, Dreadful Land of Half-orcs and Emo Kids. Not to mention obnoxious ads for weird skin creams and such. See stick-at-naught-strider.xanga.com. Am somewhat disappointed with nancypants appearance of new blog, however. All default layouts obviously designed by poncy Elf-prince let loose with html editors. Signing off until suitably manly color scheme is achieved. Also, still miffed about being ...
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The Not-So-Secret Diary of Aragorn Son of Arathorn: April 2010
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The Not-So-Secret Diary of Aragorn Son of Arathorn. Now with 50% more stubble. Will be sure to let Gandalf have it over previously-unmentioned big brother orc. Great big bushy beard and crazy eyes might get halflings in a nervous tiff, but will not work on Strider. Stubble update: undesirably scruffy. Must find substitute for Elven-knife. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). The Diary of Elrond Half-elven, Lord of Rivendell. The Diary of Samwise Gamgee. Http:/ stick-at-naught-strider.xanga.com. This site is not a...
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The Diary of Elrond Half-elven, Lord of Rivendell: May 2010
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The Diary of Elrond Half-elven, Lord of Rivendell. Oh gosh, just another pretty Elf-lord here. How many Rings of Power do YOU have? So large quantities of lembas apparently make me gassy, and ended up with hangover straight out of Angmar next day on account of miruvor. I blame Mannish ancestry for any shortcomings in my otherwise quite Elven constitution. Hmph Suppose Sauron too busy whingeing about lost jewelry to be of any use. His own fault really, wearing his favorite ring into battle with that g...
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The Diary of Elrond Half-elven, Lord of Rivendell
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The Diary of Elrond Half-elven, Lord of Rivendell. Oh gosh, just another pretty Elf-lord here. How many Rings of Power do YOU have? New strawberry bubble-soap has arrived at last! Was beginning to worry. Have decided to hoard it away in personal vanity so as to prevent hijacking by jealous Elf-princes, of which there are plenty around here. Perhaps Glorfindel. Seems to enjoy prancing about on his white horse anyway, and will keep him off my soap-stash. As if there was any doubt. This site is not affiliat...
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The Diary of Elrond Half-elven, Lord of Rivendell
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The Diary of Elrond Half-elven, Lord of Rivendell. Oh gosh, just another pretty Elf-lord here. How many Rings of Power do YOU have? Gorfindel returned with Elf-banner. Drat that prissy Noldorin-prince and his shiny white horse. Was hoping he'd bite the big one so I could get rid of his stupid cat. Thanks to Saruman the Bleach-haired Dimwit for this tragic debacle. Well, really just around Aragorn. Already running off with my progeny, so kleptomania clearly hasn't died out of Elendil's line as yet. This s...
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The Diary of Elrond Half-elven, Lord of Rivendell
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The Diary of Elrond Half-elven, Lord of Rivendell. Oh gosh, just another pretty Elf-lord here. How many Rings of Power do YOU have? In other news, uppity manlier-than-thou Ranger of the North thinks he can just marry my daughter without consulting Lord of Rivendell. We'll see about that. Must devise ludicrously impossible and life-threatening quest to send him on so as to avoid this lamentable situation. Hm Nothing coming to mind at the moment. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). This site is not affilia...
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The Not-So-Secret Diary of Aragorn Son of Arathorn
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The Not-So-Secret Diary of Aragorn Son of Arathorn. Now with 50% more stubble. Caught up with gangle-creature at last. Not bad fellow, really. A bit on scary emaciated side, and is completely, maniacally insane, but otherwise rather pleasant. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Trudging through nasty bogs, scrounging for athelas, singing obscure Elvish ballads, cleaving orc-necks, wisecracking at Sauron's expense, brooding in dark corners of taverns, making suggestive comments about my "Sword of Elendil,...
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The Not-So-Secret Diary of Aragorn Son of Arathorn: July 2010
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The Not-So-Secret Diary of Aragorn Son of Arathorn. Now with 50% more stubble. Watched some fireworks the other day. Sub-par, as usual when Gandalf isn't around. Might be a dirty old bugger who hits on she-Elves thousands of years younger than him, but he sure can blow shit up. Stubble update: short and surly. Still have not forgiven Gandalf, by the way. No thank you. Dropped that damn gangle-creature off in fancy Elf-caves and bounced faster than you could say "attercop.". Stubble update: scraggly and f...
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The Not-So-Secret Diary of Aragorn Son of Arathorn: January 2010
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The Not-So-Secret Diary of Aragorn Son of Arathorn. Now with 50% more stubble. Took a bit ill this past weekend. V. annoying. Good thing for rugged and manly Ranger vitality, though. Was rid of silly sickness in 1d6 2 days. Currently cooking food and drinking wine with she-Elf. V. enjoyable in contrast. Much more than stupid quests from Gandalf at any rate. Stubble update: trimmed today. Am once again subtly but attractively hairy. Go me! Rugged and manly constitution. Stubble update: long and surly.
