martinisforbreakfast.com
I Am the Son My Father Never Had…and I Learned By Osmosis. |
https://martinisforbreakfast.com/2015/05/22/i-am-the-son-my-father-never-had-and-i-learned-by-osmosis
Because everything's better with vodka and olives. I Am the Son My Father Never Had…and I Learned By Osmosis. May 22, 2015. I’m not even kidding. I DID follow my dad around and watch him work when I was a kid, but I never got beyond the stage of, “Hand me that wrench”. Still, somehow, I learned a thing or two. Plus, I suspect I’m just naturally handy. In the six years I had my condo, I:. How 1975 (okay, it was built in like ’77, so…) I went white. This entry was posted in Uncategorized. Notify me of new ...
martinisforbreakfast.com
October | 2014 |
https://martinisforbreakfast.com/2014/10
Because everything's better with vodka and olives. Monthly Archives: October 2014. You Know, I Used to Ignore the Homeless. October 11, 2014. About 99% of the time. Like you do. Like we ALL do, all of us who were born into the middle class. They’re losers, they’re hopeless, they have nothing to offer, they are the dregs of humanity. He was incredibly grateful. Yeah, he’s probably an incurable alcoholic, he lives on the streets, and he’s begging for money for booze. I get that. I also get he’s a hum...
martinisforbreakfast.com
March | 2015 |
https://martinisforbreakfast.com/2015/03
Because everything's better with vodka and olives. Monthly Archives: March 2015. Stop Apologizing for Being Childfree. March 4, 2015. I’m really happy there have been a lot of really good articles about being childfree coming out lately, but I have one problem with all of them. Every last one. EVERY. LAST. ONE. puts in a line that says something like, “I’m not knocking parenting, I’m sure a lot of people find it fulfilling, but”…. JUST STOP IT, ALREADY. Are they really that afraid of being attacked?
martinisforbreakfast.com
Childfree |
https://martinisforbreakfast.com/category/childfree
Because everything's better with vodka and olives. The Dangerous Trend of Dragging Your Small Child Everywhere it Doesn’t Belong. January 2, 2015. I’m so ticked at this “blogger” that I have to comment. Look at this: I’m an Idiot. Also, grammar and spelling count. She fails at this repeatedly (just go look: she’s a “reformed heroine addict” what, was Wonder Woman harshing her day? Was she addicted to Batgirl? Now to address her idocy:. Having a kid is not anything spectacular. Sadly, in today’s...Look, I...
martinisforbreakfast.com
Uncategorized |
https://martinisforbreakfast.com/category/uncategorized
Because everything's better with vodka and olives. Men Don’t Get It. Perhaps They Never Will. April 27, 2016. Women are born looking over their shoulders. Know why? YOU Your gender has some really bad actors and I think it’s time the good ones start telling the bad ones to stop their shit and go the fuck away. Sweetheart, I didn’t change in the ten minutes it took you to figure out I wouldn’t fuck you). 8221; bad actors. Why I don’t reply to your “blank” profile and you’re oh-...I’ve given up onlin...
martinisforbreakfast.com
Daghain |
https://martinisforbreakfast.com/author/daghain
Because everything's better with vodka and olives. Men Don’t Get It. Perhaps They Never Will. April 27, 2016. Women are born looking over their shoulders. Know why? YOU Your gender has some really bad actors and I think it’s time the good ones start telling the bad ones to stop their shit and go the fuck away. Sweetheart, I didn’t change in the ten minutes it took you to figure out I wouldn’t fuck you). 8221; bad actors. Why I don’t reply to your “blank” profile and you’re oh-...I’ve given up onlin...
martinisforbreakfast.com
May | 2015 |
https://martinisforbreakfast.com/2015/05
Because everything's better with vodka and olives. Monthly Archives: May 2015. No, I Don’t Hate Kids. May 28, 2015. I hate asshole parents. Asshole parents who think their child is a “special snowflake”, “spirited” (my particular favorite), or, and OMG excuse me while I barf over this one, “Indigo”. YOU ARE THE REASON YOUR KID IS AN ASSHOLE. Why Don’t You Have Kids? May 26, 2015. If that’s your thing, go for it. Just stop acting like there is something wrong with me because I have no interest. Still, som...
martinisforbreakfast.com
Books |
https://martinisforbreakfast.com/books
Because everything's better with vodka and olives. I’ve decided this is as good a place as any to post up all the books I’ve read (since I started keeping track). I’ll try to do a mid-year and end-of-year post on what I’m reading, but here is the comprehensive list, since 2008. Enjoy! NOTE, 2013: My Kindle seems to be ramping up my reading ability a LOT. WOOOOO! Christine Stephen King (reread). Water for Elephants Susan Gruen. Lost Boy Lost Girl Peter Straub. A Widow for One Year John Irving. Startled By...
martinisforbreakfast.com
Half Year Reading List |
https://martinisforbreakfast.com/2015/06/14/half-year-reading-list-3
Because everything's better with vodka and olives. Half Year Reading List. June 14, 2015. I’m a little late on this one, but here’s my reading list so far this year. What are you reading? Post in the comments. Tales from the Nightside Simon R. Green. Four: The Transfer Veronica Roth. Four: The Initiate Veronica Roth. Four: The Son Veronica Roth. Four: The Traitor Veronica Roth. Quick Fixes F. Paul Wilson. Foxglove Summer Ben Aaronovitch. Drinking: A Love Story Caroline Knapp. Lily Cigar Tom Murphy. Enter...
