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What's Going On Above My Tits: May 2006
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What's Going On Above My Tits. Wednesday, May 10, 2006. People I Have Met This Week. A pack of girls on a bar crawl who were so drunk they were falling out of their chairs. They could, however, remember all the lyrics to "Jesse's Girl.". A man driving a pick-up truck to ran a 4-way stop and almost slammed into the side of my car. As he was driving around me, he wagged his finger at me like I was a petulant child. As a general rule, I do not experience road rage. Posted by Megan at 9:39 PM. The Top Five S...
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What's Going On Above My Tits: March 2007
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What's Going On Above My Tits. Saturday, March 31, 2007. Campbells Boardroom Shakeup: A One Act Play. A fool-hardy young intern bursts into the room during the executive officers' meeting. He is sweating. I’ve found a way to save the company! William H. Campbell, CEO. What are you talking about? We brought in seven billion dollars last quarter alone! We’re consistently one of the top Fortune 500 companies! William H. Cambell, CEO. Well out with it! The fool-hardy intern pauses for dramatic effect. Ill Sh...
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What's Going On Above My Tits: February 2007
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What's Going On Above My Tits. Sunday, February 18, 2007. Not A Post For Mom. I googled myself to see if this blog came up under my name. It doesn't, but what does come up is the following link (abbreviated):. Huge anal dildo, big dildo orgasm, free huge dildo, free dildo. Two quick thoughts on this:. 1 The reason it comes up is because my last name means "all" in German, and this page is apparently about a saucier version of yours truly who takes "all" manner of things in "all" manner of places.
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What's Going On Above My Tits: October 2006
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What's Going On Above My Tits. Thursday, October 26, 2006. I have decided my Halloween costume this year will be "Our Strategy in Iraq." It will be a very cost-effective costume, as it simply entails attending a party, fucking everything up and then never leaving. It also doubles as a Steven Baldwin costume. Posted by Megan at 12:57 AM. The Every Three Weekly. Okay, what happened was this. A Day In The Life Of An NPR Junkie. Things I Will Never Have To Say To The Dog I Will . Not A Post For Mom.
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What's Going On Above My Tits: April 2006
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What's Going On Above My Tits. Sunday, April 30, 2006. I Call It "Starsucks" Because I'm Excessively Witty. I went to Starbucks the other morning and on their board they had written, "Starbucks will save 60,000 trees this year with our recycled cups." They are now claiming credit for "saving" trees that they could have cut down to make their coffee cups- as if Starbucks C.E.O.s are walking through rainforests on a daily basis, spreading seeds and lying in front of bulldozers. Be doing, but. I had one of ...
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What's Going On Above My Tits: April 2007
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What's Going On Above My Tits. Wednesday, April 04, 2007. And so did the apostles gather unto him, and Andrew, one among them, did depart from the crowd to console Peter, saying Jellybean? And when Peter had taken the colorful bean, and had saw that it was strawberry, he spoke quickly and with great joy, saying Lo! These are delicious. Reveal unto me where you hath discovered them, so that I might go and partake of handfuls many. So sayeth the Lord. Posted by Megan at 2:58 PM. Monday, April 02, 2007.
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What's Going On Above My Tits: July 2006
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What's Going On Above My Tits. Friday, July 28, 2006. Why Can't I Be An Anonymous Member Of A Crowd? Yesterday morning (well before I had any caffeine and was therefore not alert enough to avoid eye contact with "the outsiders") I was sitting on the subway across from a woman, mid-twenties and white. I say she was "white" not because I mean to abandon a facade of "colorblindness" all white people propose to have, but because it plays into my story in a tragically awkward way later. Then she looked at me.
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What's Going On Above My Tits: August 2006
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What's Going On Above My Tits. Friday, August 25, 2006. Reach For The Skies. I am that person in the movie theater that covers her eyes the instant someone pulls out a gun, or even if they just act like they might at some point in the future. For this reason, I saw almost none of Goodfellas. And spent the entirety of the famous bible-quoting scene of Pulp Fiction. I am fully prepared, at some point in my term of living in New York, to be robbed by a small child fishing for quarters in his front pocket.
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What's Going On Above My Tits: November 2006
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What's Going On Above My Tits. Friday, November 03, 2006. The Top Five Saddest Things About My Life Currently. 5 I have decided to dye my hair black after I wore a black wig for Halloween this year and decided I liked it. I am now making major style choices based on Halloween costumes. 3 Today marked the first day I have woken up before 10am in a few weeks, and the most alert I have been in months. My contacts have actually dried out from the stress of being employed. 1 Tonight I will eat the leftovers.