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The Mermaid Ranch: The A List
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Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Let me just start with, “The identities will not be disclosed to protect the innocent.” You may find the below content disturbing. If you s. Eight Inches, Elvira and Uncle Fester. I recently had an epiphany. Upon returning from Alaska, I was sent this very disturbing picture. I clearly look like Elvira, and Aqua M. On the verge of my mid life crisis.about five years ago, while in Hawaii. I discovered coconut water. I fell in love coconut water a. White on Rice Couple.
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The Mermaid Ranch: Fear and Room Service
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Sunday, December 11, 2011. Fear and Room Service. The time has come that I feared most. I don't have anything interesting to write about. This is every writers, blogger and frankly every girls worst night mare. I have become boring, washed up, a "has been.". My creative juices have dried up. These are my biggest fears and they have arrived, just in time for Christmas. What shall I write about? Did I mention, there are only 74 minutes till he arrives? This is what it has come to. I ride my bike. Did I men...
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The Mermaid Ranch: Back In Black
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Tuesday, January 10, 2012. I know, where did I go? What happened to my need to connect; change the world; inspire people? Why did I not have one tiny creative feather of hope in my entire body during the holidays? Why could I not be brought to even post a little holiday spirit or recipe? These are all interesting questions that have been swirling around in my head also. Does anyone out there understand me? Does anyone know the answers? Do other people feel this way? I am over it. My entire family firmly ...
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The Mermaid Ranch: Wigged Out
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Monday, September 26, 2011. Let me just start with, “The identities will not be disclosed to protect the innocent.” You may find the below content disturbing. If you start to fantasize about being included in “Wigboat 2012” please feel free to subscribe via email on the right of this page. Or if you would like to be the recipient of a. FREEBIE "party pack of 12 mustaches". I guarantee they will change your life. This is your "cruise director.”. Please bring one of the following items. When your kids come...
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The Mermaid Ranch: "Supersonic Moisturization" Freebie
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Wednesday, January 11, 2012. Age is a funny thing. The thing about it is that we are all getting older every day. It is inevitable. I enjoy the part about aging that provides wisdom however, not so fond of the part that generously bestows. Wrinkles and hormone imbalances. A while ago I went to a blogging conference and as a result I was given a bunch of stuff. Some good, some not so good. Basically everything from yoga mats to sex toys. I know, who knew? And how to get "it." I will; however in my own.
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The Mermaid Ranch: Ed's Heroine Pizza
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Monday, November 19, 2012. I know I have been MIA for a while, and. I realize it may take an "encounter from above" for you to trust me again. It's OK, because after I give you this, you will want to forgive me. So how are you? Where have you been? What are you doing? I have so much to tell you. Not yet, right now we need to resurrect our relationship. I actually stole this. So this should make, my make up offering even more valuable, right? You will understand why and more later. Just trust me. And sinc...
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The Mermaid Ranch: Eight Inches, Elvira and Uncle Fester
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Saturday, October 29, 2011. Eight Inches, Elvira and Uncle Fester. I recently had an epiphany. Upon returning from Alaska, I was sent this very disturbing picture. Scared and skeptical of making a change, I knew I could not live as Elvira for much l. Longer. Therefor, I was forced to face "photo booth" and make a plan. Eight inches later, I am still crazy about Uncle Fester, I mean Aqua Man. Peace, Love and May eight inches change your life. A. Posted by Alexis Asbe/The Mermaid Ranch. I love the New you!
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The Mermaid Ranch: The Legend of Cousin Camille and "Tooe-Knee"
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Tuesday, March 20, 2012. The Legend of Cousin Camille and "Tooe-Knee". His real name is "Tony" not "Tooe-Knee" as my adorable mother calls him in her sweet Tagalog accent. Remember I am of Philippine descent. Well, half. The other half is white. Really white. As white as the come white.like Brave Heart. Built in 1882 by town founder William Kelley as a wedding gift to his daughter Daisy on her marriage to local entrepreneur Alexander MacCallum. I absolutely love this story and memorable detail. Breath ta...
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The Mermaid Ranch: "I'm Leaving On A Jet Plane"
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Tuesday, November 29, 2011. I'm Leaving On A Jet Plane". You know this song, by John Denver? All my bags are packed I'm ready to go. I'm standin' here outside your door. I hate to wake you up to say goodbye. But the dawn is breakin' it's early morn. The taxi's waitin' he's blowin' his horn. Already I'm so lonesome I could die. So kiss me and smile for me. Tell me that you'll wait for me. Hold me like you'll never let me go. Cause I'm leavin' on a jet plane. Don't know when I'll be back again. November 30...
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The Mermaid Ranch: Pulp: Non-Fiction
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Thursday, August 18, 2011. On the verge of my mid life crisis.about five years ago, while in Hawaii. I discovered coconut water. I fell in love coconut water and juice. Actually, I love everything coconut. Seems logical that mermaids would love coconuts too? Coconut water or juice is the fruit of the coconut palm. This is my favorite kind. Amy and Brian's Coconut Juice. I am addicted to it and drink it all the time! Besides it is good for you. According to this web site (click here for more). Orally re-h...