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The Suburbian Siren: December 2013
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Tuesday, December 31, 2013. It's been a long time but things here are status quo except for the weather has gone to crap. The last two days? Highs in the single digits. Anyway, holidays were smashing and my tree was torn down on the 29th THAT is a new record, my friends. I'm usually so sad to pull the tree down but in this case it was amazing. The room is bigger, brighter and cleaner. My car is on the fritz so we have that too. 2014 will be the year for changes. Moves? It would be great if this. Not to b...
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The Suburbian Siren: July 2013
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Monday, July 29, 2013. On a recent Wednesday morning. A really great thing about having a screened in porch is that mosquitoes are of no concern to you when you are having a nice cocktail in the evening hours. Even more important as to why a screened in porch is a major asset is that no birds will fly into your windows and then succumb to their broken neck injuries on your outdoor couch thus leaving their poop and dead carcass on your couch. Tuesday, July 23, 2013. Estate Sale July 25-27- Stuff you NEED.
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The Suburbian Siren: March 2014
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Monday, March 31, 2014. I deserve this wine more than any one person I know. Actually more than any ten people that I personally know. Most of the people I know don't know what a real problem is luckily for them. But me.I earned this shit today. I actually probably earned more like a bottle of wine but let's not get ahead of ourselves. I woke up and panicked for two hours in the middle of the night. Mayday! As you might have guessed from your own nights of waking up and panicking that solved nothing.
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The Suburbian Siren: June 2013
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Thursday, June 27, 2013. It's like a onesie.but much more stylish. Are maxi dresses the most amazing invention ever? Oh yes, yes I think they are and one can simply not have enough of them.especially when one is nearing 40 and not 110 lbs. anymore. Covers a plethora of sins and there is no matching a top and bottom of an outfit. Sorts like a onesie for adults.but much more flattering. The expanded, not FB status-length version of my thought. My super cute earrings or necklace is gone.dangit). Today was m...
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The Suburbian Siren: November 2013
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Tuesday, November 19, 2013. I don't even deserve the cigarette than I so willingly earned. Last week my cute cheeky OB/GYN was like, "Yup honey, you're old and it's time to get those titties checked out.". I was all, "Ouch. Ouch, man. That hurts. Not the act of the mammogram but the fact that I'm like old enough to even qualify for that kind of shit.". She was like, "Too bad, so sad. You're not dead and if you don't want to be you'll go get the twins peeked at. End. Of. Story.". I came up with this.
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The Suburbian Siren: Funky Duck
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Friday, February 6, 2015. I think it might be time for me to write again. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.how many times will I say that before I do it? Really, you know, what I used to love about writing was the witty comment banter, I think that's what kept me going and what discourages me now (lack thereof). I like to write, I think I'm getting back to where I was but I thrive on the social interaction. Ohhhhhhh, I don't know what happened to the rest of my post? I posted this picture from my phone (yes!
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The Suburbian Siren: Sometimes money isn't worth it
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Thursday, February 27, 2014. Sometimes money isn't worth it. I worked in a law firm when I was in my late 20s where there was this partner who used to spend a little too much time in my office. I'm not sure if it's because I don't sit like a lady when I'm wearing skirts or if it's because I'm irresistibly charming. My office mate would argue it's the skirt thing. Last night, did my husband, or did he not offer to substantially upgrade my diamond ring if I agreed to move to Pennsylvania? Of course, after ...
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The Suburbian Siren: April 2013
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Wednesday, April 10, 2013. Wherein I Go to the Grocery and Live to Tell About It. So the last month as has been somewhat of a mid-life crisis for me. The unfortunate part for me is that instead of buying some really unsensible (which is apparently not a word, but it should be) car that only fits me and a few shopping bags or getting a tummy tuck or a boyfriend.or anything fun really, I've decided to become healthier. I know, sucks, right? On the Woodman's shelf. You really are lame, you know that right?
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