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July | 2009 | Afterthoughts
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Noggin Is Now Our Default Channel. July 8, 2009. In the meantime, though, I have learned that the more ridiculous the show is, the more hypnotic it is for young children. Oh, and some of those shows are totally trippy. Yo Gabba Gabba? There are not words to describe this show. I love it for the way it holds my boys’ attention–but that’s about the only reason I do. It is WEIRD. And while we’re polling, what do you see is a reasonable amount of TV time for your kids each day? July 6, 2009. 8211;We bought n...
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It’s a Dirty Job | Notes on a Napkin
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Notes on a Napkin. It’s a Dirty Job. January 5, 2008. In terms of visceral reaction, it was a little like stumbling across a bunch of dead bodies in the basement. I can barely write about this without gagging. It’s true what I learned in the second grade. Boys are. In fact, gross. And since the boy in this particular story once threw his own poop under the bed. I guess I shouldn’t have been surprised. But I was. Author pauses to indulge in a renewed fit of shuddering and retching.). I mean, who does that.
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Celebrate We Will: August 2005
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Saturday, August 27, 2005. Attention, Ladies and Gentlemen. I have an announcement to make. I have discovered Heaven. also known as San Diego. Who knew it was *right there* this whole time! I've been meaning to go to SD for like forever. I have some high school friends that live there and they've been trying to convince me to visit since they first stepped foot on the sandy beaches. I was finally lured down this weekend. The carrot? A Dave Matthews concert - predictable, no? I can't believe I've never be...
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Celebrate We Will: April 2005
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Friday, April 29, 2005. Is It Wrong To Want A Penis AND New Boobs? So last week I discussed my desire for a penis. and that still stands. However, is it wrong that I also want new boobs? What about the cost and the pain and the hassle, you ask? We women already shave and wax and pluck and bleach and dye and paint and straighten and diet and tone and tan and do all sorts of other ungodly things to ourselves in the name if beauty can you say control top panty hose? It’s a double whammy! I figure while I wa...
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Celebrate We Will: July 2005
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Wednesday, July 27, 2005. I Am So Not The Glue. For those that don't know, I live with boys. Two boys. Two random boys that I met on the internet. Strangers. Not only to me, but to each other too. One of whom isn't even from this country! Yes, I live with strange foreign boys that I met on the internet. No, my mom is not a fan. And uh, I'd really appreciate it if no one told my dad. A week before we signed the lease. "Glenn meet Mark, Mark meet Glenn. Please be friends.". I'm so not the glue! This mornin...
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Itchy and Scratchy | Afterthoughts
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I’ve been doing some google research, but all I can find are references to eczema, which he most definitely does not have, and baby mittens to keep from scratching (those certainly wouldn’t work with a nearly 18-month-old). Our weather has been drier than usual lately; is there any chance that could make his arms itchy? And how would I help it if that’s the problem? Has anyone else had this problem? Do you have any suggestions? You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0. Sounds like i...
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Celebrate We Will: March 2006
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Wednesday, March 29, 2006. This weekend, I brought my cats over to Kyle’s place so I could spend time will all of my favorite creatures at once. I have two cats. Gus and Abby. Abby is fairly timid and Gus is well, anything but. Weighing in at over 15 pounds, Gus is a thundering behemoth of a cat. He meows for attention and always gets it, he sits wherever he pleases, and he scoffs in the general direction of the vacuum cleaner totally un-phased. He doesn’t mess around. Boy, were we wrong. It was so inter...
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Celebrate We Will: June 2005
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Tuesday, June 28, 2005. You must be Tracy! You must be Courtney! Handshake. hug. laughter. My family is so strange. My other brother, Kris, ALSO has other siblings, whom I've never met. a brother AND a sister. (! Me, Kris, and Tyler are all half siblings. One dad, three moms. (At least my sis and I are full sisters - so that helps keep things a *bit* simpler. Yes my dad had 4 children with 3 women. 3 marriages, 3 divorces. Don't ask). But wait there's more! So that was Sunday. Wednesday, June 22, 2005.