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Cassandra’s Portrait of Jane | Literary Parodies, Comic Verse and Whimsy by Max Scratchmann
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Literary Parodies, Comic Verse and Whimsy by Max Scratchmann. An Interview With Max Scratchman. Kim Kardashian’s Bum →. December 16, 2014 · 5:08 pm. Cassandra’s Portrait of Jane. Cassandra’s portrait of Jane measures about four inches square,. And is said to be “not such a good likeness.”. No eminent painter of the day. Lured the good Miss Austen. To his studio to capture her essence in oils,. No sculptor attempted to hew her form out of cool marble,. Walk down Princes Street and observe. Hello from cine...
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Those Ladies With The Comfortable Shoes | Literary Parodies, Comic Verse and Whimsy by Max Scratchmann
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Literary Parodies, Comic Verse and Whimsy by Max Scratchmann. In My Head I’m Still Nineteen Years Old, So Why Am I Stuck in This Old Man’s Body. October 2, 2014 · 9:25 pm. Those Ladies With The Comfortable Shoes. For National Poetry Day…. Why all the big fuss. About those ladies with their comfortable shoes,. Who mind their own business. And brew their camomile tea. And commune serenely With their mystic ginger cats. Not for them the empty boasts. That one night with them. Will turn straight women gay,.
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In My Head I’m Still Nineteen Years Old, So Why Am I Stuck in This Old Man’s Body | Literary Parodies, Comic Verse and Whimsy by Max Scratchmann
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Literary Parodies, Comic Verse and Whimsy by Max Scratchmann. Those Ladies With The Comfortable Shoes →. October 2, 2014 · 6:54 pm. In My Head I’m Still Nineteen Years Old, So Why Am I Stuck in This Old Man’s Body. In my head I’m still nineteen years old, so why am I stuck in this old man’s body? I can’t stretch, I can’t bend, oh where will it end? I’m still nineteen years old, so why am I stuck in this old man’s body? And my muscles I tear, what’s happened to my hair? Filed under black humor. October 3,...
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Clowns | Literary Parodies, Comic Verse and Whimsy by Max Scratchmann
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Literary Parodies, Comic Verse and Whimsy by Max Scratchmann. An Interview With Max Scratchman →. November 5, 2014 · 11:06 pm. I’m a clown, though you might not know,. I don’t wear big shoes or a red nose, belong to a travelling show. For clowns are not always what you expect,. And there are some faux clowns who maybe look the part,. But they’re bad tempered fat old men who are not blessed with the clowning art,. You’ve seen their advertising:. Real clowns like me, though, are more subtle,. But though yo...
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Amorra Weddings: 2012-03-04
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For all things bright and beautiful in the world of Weddings. Saturday, 10 March 2012. Somehow, unbeknownst to me, it's reached just past noon on a Saturday. I'm not too sure where the morning's gone, but I think it can partly be blamed on too much snuggling on the couch with my lovely husband to be, while taking in the culinary delights of Saturday Kitchen (how yummy did that Baked Alaska look! Thanks for reading,. PS If you're a member of bloglovin, I've just joined today! Friday, 9 March 2012. I also ...
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Chickens, Bunnies, and Homeschool: Poems bring back memories - I Wish I'd Looked After My Teeth by Pam Ayres
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Chickens, Bunnies, and Homeschool. Saturday, October 12, 2013. Poems bring back memories - I Wish I'd Looked After My Teeth by Pam Ayres. When I was a child my Mom used to read poetry to me. One of my absolute favorites was a female poet called Pam Ayres. I love her stuff. My mom is English and from the south so my mom could recite her poems with a similar accent. However I found this YouTube link so you could listen to it for yourselves - accent and all. Oh I Wish I'd Looked After My Teeth". Over Christ...
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projectables: February 2007
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Projects, experiments, and failed attempts. From the trivial to the taxing. Any old thing that I could both photograph and explain. From electronics to baking - quite new, to quite old. Thursday, 22 February 2007. The 2 golden rules of how to keep your real bread fresh. Bottom line is that keeping your bread fresh is a simple matter, boiling down to two simple rules. RULE ONE : Fridges suck. Do not put your bread in the fridge. Unlike everything else you eat, which is preserved by the cool of the fri...
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