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I learned that in College...: October 2011
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Wednesday, October 5, 2011. The importance of spelling. Some people should really give up their careers and go to college. Also, probably don't sign up for month to mouth contracts. sounds iffy to me. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Just a click away. From chaos comes clarity. Welcome to the Planet. How college failed us.(we have to give the opposing viewpoint a quick highlight). Relying on Spellcheck and Forgetting to Proofread. The importance of spelling. Be on same wavelength. Heroines of this story.
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I learned that in College...: January 2012
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Sunday, January 15, 2012. My college has this cool new feature where voice messages appear in my inbox using speech technology. It is quite amusing to read how the computer translates the messages. Here are some of my favorites:. Translation #1: Hey Melinda this is Abby from collision center. Translation #2: Hey you know you guys willing to share with us and help us to get the stuff that blind I'd appreciate it thank you. Translation #4: Hi Melinda this is Ann from nicest apartment extension. Take a gues...
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I learned that in College...: March 2011
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Tuesday, March 22, 2011. Teacher: Well, you have been a great class! Thanks again, I have enjoyed teaching you. If I pack my backpack slowly, maybe Mr. Handsome will stop by my desk on his way out the door. Pack slowly, pack slowly…oh, wait, he is done packing and is putting on his coat…pack faster! OK, OK, stay calm, he is coming this way. Mr Handsome: Hi Melinda. He knows my name? I’m suddenly drawing a blank on his first name…all I can think of is Mr. Handsome! It’s practically glow-in-the-dark! Teach...
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I learned that in College...: July 2011
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Tuesday, July 19, 2011. I recently had surgery on my shoulder and was out of the office for about two weeks. I returned yesterday to this amazing decor! The best part was that I just went to the Owl City concert. I think I might leave this decor up forever. My college held a really fun 4th of July celebration! Dad, Rebecca and I went to eat some yummy food and enjoy some music and amazing fireworks. After the snack, we walked over to the stadium to enjoy the fantastic concert! David Archuleta.so cute!
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I learned that in College...
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Wednesday, March 4, 2009. And now, Something many people apparently did NOT learn in college.using the word "literally" correctly. Why must people do this? I just don't understand. Don't they know what literally means? Example: "I was so scared I literally died! That's pretty impressive if you died, and you're here now. To tell about it. Since you literally weren't alive before. I'm just sayin. Thanks for making me laugh Katrina! I literally chuckled, and I really mean literally! March 4, 2009 at 5:49 PM.
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I learned that in College...
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Wednesday, March 11, 2009. Announcing another English language lesson that some people did not learned in college: Complement vs. Compliment. I recently received this email, “I vote we get a ping pong table or air hockey table in the lounge to compliment. The Foosball table.” In other words, this person hopes that the new ping pong table or air hockey table will say nice things to and about the Foosball table. I didn't really know air hockey and foosball got along so well. March 11, 2009 at 1:56 PM.
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I learned that in College...: Things I still don't understand even after college:
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Wednesday, January 14, 2009. Things I still don't understand even after college:. Why is it more expensive to purchase bottled water than soda? Why do some women pluck all of their eyebrows off only to draw them back on? Who invented the word “man-crush” and can’t we go back to using “admire” or “look up to”? Where did the phase “butterflies in my stomach” come from and why? Why would men rather drive around lost than ask for directions? Where is the “World of Hurtin’” located? I'm living in the world of...
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I learned that in College...: April 2011
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Friday, April 15, 2011. I leave in less than two weeks on a trip with college colleagues. Yeah! In preparation, we are getting together for lunch a few days before we leave to discuss important travel topics. The lunch organizer recently sent out this email to the lunch group:. If there are any spouses, future or potential spouses, or sibling/spouses coming, we’d be happy to add them to the count as well. In addition, the final list of discussion topics are in:. 183; Does Tab actually taste good? Simple ...
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I learned that in College...: 4th of July
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Tuesday, July 19, 2011. My college held a really fun 4th of July celebration! Dad, Rebecca and I went to eat some yummy food and enjoy some music and amazing fireworks. We made a brief stop at Baskin Robbins because I am pretty certain that it was one million and two degrees outside. After the snack, we walked over to the stadium to enjoy the fantastic concert! David Archuleta.so cute! Mom gave Rebecca permission to date him. Thanks for the tickets, Mom! July 20, 2011 at 10:44 AM. Just a click away.
