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Of dying giraffes, killer platypus, a demented rabbit and a paranoid puppy. Monday, January 24, 2011. Like a fat kid love cake. My mother finally told my dad to stop feeding me as I am starting to resemble a Peking duck/foie gras goose (great, i resemble force fed waterfowl), at which point my dad went, "Mmm Peking duck. What say we go out for that tonight? I've taken to blaming the dryer here for shrinking my clothes. Damned skinny jeans aren't so skinny anymore. We want our peanuts! Was just browsing o...

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Of dying giraffes, killer platypus, a demented rabbit and a paranoid puppy. Monday, January 24, 2011. Like a fat kid love cake. My mother finally told my dad to stop feeding me as I am starting to resemble a Peking duck/foie gras goose (great, i resemble force fed waterfowl), at which point my dad went, Mmm Peking duck. What say we go out for that tonight? I've taken to blaming the dryer here for shrinking my clothes. Damned skinny jeans aren't so skinny anymore. We want our peanuts! Was just browsing o...
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Of dying giraffes, killer platypus, a demented rabbit and a paranoid puppy. Monday, January 24, 2011. Like a fat kid love cake. My mother finally told my dad to stop feeding me as I am starting to resemble a Peking duck/foie gras goose (great, i resemble force fed waterfowl), at which point my dad went, "Mmm Peking duck. What say we go out for that tonight? I've taken to blaming the dryer here for shrinking my clothes. Damned skinny jeans aren't so skinny anymore. We want our peanuts! Was just browsing o...

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Dying Giraffe: 11/01/2004 - 12/01/2004

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Of dying giraffes, killer platypus, a demented rabbit and a paranoid puppy. Saturday, November 27, 2004. At least now I'm [21] I can hold my liquor! And sauntered off to get her date and herself another drink. By midnight, they were all starving and munched on some chips and cheese. There were little snack trays lining the side of the room that looked like they'd been put together by Bridget Jones's mother (mini gerkins and cheese cubes). Tyler, one of Vivian's more chivalrous classmates, offered Vivian,...

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Dying Giraffe: 10/01/2004 - 11/01/2004

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Of dying giraffes, killer platypus, a demented rabbit and a paranoid puppy. Friday, October 29, 2004. Tim the Enchanter: There it is! Tim the Enchanter: There. King Arthur: What, behind the rabbit? Tim the Enchanter: It. Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Vivian stuck her tongue out at him and was about to pick up her books when it hit her. The stench was unbearable. Ranger is that you? Ranger slitted his eyes at her and just stared. C’mon, don’t make this any harder than it has to be. Ranger looked bewild...

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Dying Giraffe: 06/01/2005 - 07/01/2005

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Of dying giraffes, killer platypus, a demented rabbit and a paranoid puppy. Thursday, June 30, 2005. Wish I were Finnish. Chorus: Finland, Finland, Finland. The country where I want to. Pony trekking or camping,. Or just watching TV. Finland, Finland,. It's the country for me. Verse: You're so near to Russia,. Quite a long way from Cairo,. Lots of miles from. Chorus: Finland, Finland, Finland. The country where I want to. Eating breakfast or dinner,. Or snack lunch in the hall. Finland, Finland,. As it t...

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Dying Giraffe

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Of dying giraffes, killer platypus, a demented rabbit and a paranoid puppy. Wednesday, December 29, 2010. Alright, so Christmas dinner in NY was WIN! But driving home in the snow was FAIL! We made it home eventually but it took us EIGHT HOURS. Thank goodness for my Canadian winter driving skills. Back in Baltimore now where there is barely any snow. Good riddance. Posted by Viv at 8:52 AM. Maryland, United States. View my complete profile. Confessions of an Overachiever. The Ethnography of Me.

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Dying Giraffe: Vacation photos

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Of dying giraffes, killer platypus, a demented rabbit and a paranoid puppy. Friday, December 17, 2010. Alright so I've been trying to put a more positive spin on my family vacation cus that's what my new self-help book told me to do this week. Yes. My family not only drove me to the point where I read a self-help book . . . they actually drove me to the point where I started taking its advice. Ah yes, good times. Anyhow, I've finally taken the time to put all my photos up and caption them. I'm an insane ...

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Monday, April 2, 2012. What happens when a toddler. Grabs hold of your camera. I'm not sure what these pictures are of. His toys? This is a self-portrait, apparently. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Project 365 - 2010. Create with Connie and Mary Challenge 134 and 140. Visits Around The World. Create your own visitor map! Contents of this site may NOT be reproduced without written permission. Template by BloggerCandy.com.

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Life...As it happens: January 2012

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Tuesday, January 24, 2012. Nuts About Sketches 197. It's reveal day at Nuts About Sketches. This week's sketch was a 2-pager, but I opted to do only the left side of the sketch. The photos were taken at one of my husband's work functions in 2010. We were able to take Baby Z with us and my husband loved showing him off to his colleagues. Baby Z was only 7-months old at the time. I used Rich Razzleberry. Textured cardstock and Pocketful of Posies. DSP which was retired in 2011. Thursday, January 19, 2012.

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Life...As it happens: My Buddy

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Tuesday, March 20, 2012. A few weeks ago, Baby Z found a new friend - My Buddy - that classic toy from the 1980's. He belongs to my sister's fiance and Baby Z was able to play with the doll for that evening. Z is 23 months old, so there is a lot of babbling and gesturing at this age. And screaming and tantrums and "NO! It was so cute to watch him interact with My Buddy. I think everyone had an 80's flashback! Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Project 365 - 2010. Visits Around The World.

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Life...As it happens: September 2011

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Tuesday, September 20, 2011. Back in December of last year, I was lucky enough to get a special copy of Baby Z on the cover. Of course, on top of the several copies I ordered, I also had to create a layout about it. This week's sketch at Nuts About Sketches. I flipped the sketch to accommodate the photograph. Although the sketch called for smaller photos, I chose to use squares of stamped hearts. I used a variety of retired and new Stampin' Up! In my stash of stuff. Sunday, September 18, 2011. Jeff and h...

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Life...As it happens: February 2012

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Wednesday, February 15, 2012. Stamp is such a cute stamp! It's my go-to stamp for little kid birthday cards. The little balloon was cut out and popped up with some adhesive foam. It's so cute. I hope the birthday baby likes it too. Monday, February 13, 2012. Nuts About Sketches #200. This will be my last month as a design team member for Nuts About Sketches. Shawn creates such fantastic sketches and I'm honored to have been part of the team for the past 6 months. Available in the current Stampin' Up!

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Life...As it happens: October 2011

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Monday, October 31, 2011. Baby Z's 1st Halloween. Last year was Baby Z's first Halloween. We dressed him up in a pumpkin bunting bag that was given to us. This year, he will wear another costume given to us; this time, from his cousin Holle. It took me a year, as it usually does, to create a layout about his adventure. I made this layout for the Nuts About Sketches. Challenge last week, but I wasn't able to submit it on time. I used Pick Your Poison DSP. Thank you for visiting! Monday, October 24, 2011.

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Sunday, March 18, 2012. It's been over a month since I last shared anything with you. Time has been a-movin'. Baby Z is now 23 months old. I can't believe he'll be 2 very soon. Although yesterday was St. Patrick's Day, I thought I'd share the card I made for my honey for Valentine's Day. A month later. This card was a complete copy from Kimberly van Diepen. The colors may have changed a bit, but that's pretty much it. Why mess with a good thing? I'm glad he liked it. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom).

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Life...As it happens: August 2011

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Wednesday, August 24, 2011. I decided to CASE another card; this time, from my demonstrator rag, Stampin' Success. A similar card was on the cover of the July issue. I wanted to use the new In Colours. And I needed a birthday card, so it worked out just fine. Thanks for stopping by! Tuesday, August 23, 2011. 365: Weeks 32 33. Not many beach days left. For the past couple of weeks, we have been eating our dinner outside and taking advantage of the amazing beaches near our home. Sunday, August 21, 2011.

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