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fat chants: November 2008
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Sunday, November 23, 2008. Days 323-327 (enough is enough). When you do really well at overhauling your life (well, in the eating/working out departments) and then suddenly derail for no apparent reason, it can be incredibly difficult to get back on track. I’ve tried (and failed) many, many times since August, but really, until you get your mind right, you’re just spinning your wheels. Well, I’m tired of spinning. I’m ready to get going again. And here’s why:. I tried on the 2XL (it runs small) and it wa...
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fat chants: April 2010
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Wednesday, April 28, 2010. TTTC: Lettuce Give Thanks. I did something today, something huge, something I have only done one other time in my entire life…. I ordered lettuce on my sandwich! I have loathed lettuce with every fiber of my being (and virtually all other fruits and veggies save for the “badder” ones … corn, potatoes, apples, pickles, ketchup — yes, the last two totally count! I chronicle my journey in the June issue of. Posted by wanted: hot mama. Labels: Third Times the Charm. The car, I̵...
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fat chants: October 2008
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Tuesday, October 28, 2008. Days 270-300 (wash, rinse, repEAT). Um, a quick shout out to Shelley for clueing me into the fact that it's been a month since my last post. OOPS. I'm sure you can guess as to what has been driving my avoidance of this particularly personal/public forum. ;). At last check (yesterday), I had gained back a whopping 17 pounds! And I can feel every grissly molecule of those 17 pounds refilling my third chin/third stomach/bubble gum cheeks. Please keep your fingers crossed for me &#...
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fat chants: TTTC: oh, rejoice
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Tuesday, May 11, 2010. TTTC: oh, rejoice. Do you know what today is? It's a dieter's dream day. It's the one day a year where the powers that be have come together and granted us all guilt-free permission to indulge in the deliciousness of . whatever we want! Woo-hoo world, it's Eat What You Want Day. No, seriously, click YUMMO. For the full-flavored, calories-don't-count details.). It's Christmas, birthdays and an amazing shoe sale all rolled into one perfectly baked cheesecake type of day! TTTC: HCG Da...
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fat chants: May 2010
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Monday, May 17, 2010. TTTC: HCG Days 2-5. The last day of my doctor-prescribed gorge fest went deliciously well and, really, how could it not when it involved the guilt-free consumption of a “few” of my favorite things: zebra cakes (bless you, Little Debbie! A Chili’s triple play (chicken crispers, cheese sticks, boneless buffalo wings) and the remaining slice(s) of brownie cheesecake. Smack. Slurp. Swallow. Sigh…. It was, save for my heinous sinus infection, a little bit of heaven. And, then hell set in.
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fat chants: September 2008
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Saturday, September 27, 2008. Day 269 (we made it). I don't know how you'd begin to spell that breathy little sigh of relief you do as you dramatically swipe the back of your hand across your forehead, but if I could, it would be here (so just pretend). I was so, so, sooooo relieved that Coop and I made it through the JDRF walk yesterday with no major meltdowns (his. Mine) Without the hubs there to run parental interference, I was a little nervous that halfway through Coop might bug out on me. Ps A huuuu...
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fat chants: May 2009
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Sunday, May 31, 2009. Day 92: coming out of the closet. Oops, sorry Tammy . here ya' go, thrilled to know someone's still reading. ;). Do you know where I found myself at 6:05 Friday morning? Sitting in my closet, eating a ding dong. And, as pathetic as that may sound, it wasn’t my first … nor was it my last that day (I also went on to eat donuts at the office, cheese enchiladas for lunch, more donuts on the way home and an Italian feast for dinner). I know I’m an emotional eater, I know my trigger...
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fat chants: TTTC: Lettuce Give Thanks
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Wednesday, April 28, 2010. TTTC: Lettuce Give Thanks. I did something today, something huge, something I have only done one other time in my entire life…. I ordered lettuce on my sandwich! I have loathed lettuce with every fiber of my being (and virtually all other fruits and veggies save for the “badder” ones … corn, potatoes, apples, pickles, ketchup — yes, the last two totally count! I chronicle my journey in the June issue of. Posted by wanted: hot mama. Labels: Third Times the Charm. One Pound at a ...
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fat chants: TTTC: Spanx You!
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Monday, April 26, 2010. Aww, there’s nothing like a new car to make you feel … fat. For the past 10 years I’ve been in some sort of SUV — the higher-up stature lets one (regardless of mass) slide easily in and out of its seats. No ducking, tucking or squatting required. The same can not be said for the car. The car, I’ve quickly noticed, sucks you — every squishy bit of you — into its cushy seats and doesn’t let go. Yep, that’s me, only my Spanx (in this case) is several tons of red-toned steel. It's tim...
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fat chants: February 2009
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Wednesday, February 25, 2009. Day 1: starting over. I promised to announce my new and improved hot mama mission today, but as I still have laundry to do and bags to pack before I head out of town tomorrow, the "big reveal" will just have to wait. But I do have something to confess. I went to the doc on Monday for a routine physical, which, since I haven't had a physical since I "played" tennis in high school, it was less routine and more what-the-hell-have-you-been-doing-to-yourself? Whoo-hoo. I'm Fat.
