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March | 2014 | PerplexingTimes.com
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Monthly Archives: March 2014. Family Pancake House Review… Delicious. March 25, 2014. This article dictated by elementary school age and younger children.). We had a couple of pancake faces, which are teddy bear looking pancakes with whipped cream, pineapple and strawberries and chocolate eyeballs. These were so delicious and ridiculously affordable at only $3.15. Dominic had bacon and eggs with hash browns and toast for $4.59, a tasty good deal. It was a big meal for a little price. March 25, 2014.
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Navy’s Trojan Horse Program Cancelled | PerplexingTimes.com
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Navy’s Trojan Horse Program Cancelled. June 14, 2014. As I’ve come to understand it the US Navy has been working for the past year in total secrecy to develop an aquatic trojan horse program to infiltrate foreign coasts with the greatest of sneakiness. Now, due to unforeseeable drawbacks and cutbacks it has sadly been abandoned. Thar she blows on parade. Don’t besmirch your government for failing to make new weapons. They have to try something new and us peace-mongers can pray nothing less than...A href=...
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September | 2013 | PerplexingTimes.com
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Monthly Archives: September 2013. Tongue Ring Defines Yankability. September 30, 2013. Whether pant legs, necklaces or forbidden goods atop the counters, there’s no doubt I’ve blossomed into a real yanker. But there’s nothing quite so yankable as my latest discovery, the tongue ring. Say, what have we here? Because he won’t let me. Oh to yank with yanksome yankitude. For yankerous yankness, count me your oinky New Pork Yankee of yankest yankery. I love to yank and yank to love, gosh darn it. It’s a...
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Seriously, I’m Not Superman | PerplexingTimes.com
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Seriously, I’m Not Superman. October 9, 2013. Yesterday junior editor Mr. Dominic erroneously somehow got it in his head to report that my secret identity is, in fact, Superman. Allow me to amend. Please don`t mistake this for me changing outfits to fight crime, I`m really just a mild-mannered reporter. I have many superhuman powers, all of which I use for the betterment of a kind man*. And although I may rage against injustice, I do not. Fight crime. In fact, I think I kind of like crime a little bit.
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Escape From Tyrannical Family Foiled. October 4, 2013. At random times my familial unit fancies itself a democracy, but I’ve never cast a vote. At nap, nighty, and veggie time I profess I’ve got no vote, no satisfaction and plenty of motivation to defect. When I saw my chance, I wasted no time in attempting my escape. My diaper kept my sprint to a frantic waddle, but excuses are for those who choose failure. I chose freedom and the guards saw it. “Brendan! 8221; they yelled, “come back here! Stern words ...
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Problem Found, Ya Got No Motor | PerplexingTimes.com
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Problem Found, Ya Got No Motor. June 15, 2014. Okay this is wierd. I’m no mechanic or anything but when I heard that this Subaru couldn’t do more than about 10 mph I had to have a look under the hood. What I found was alarming, the darn thing had only bicycle pedals chained into the tranny and no motor. Alright, lemme have a peek-see figure out what`s going on here. All this funny business in here and yet nary a motor in site. It doesn’t look good I’m afraid, not good at all. Leave a Reply Cancel reply.
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June | 2014 | PerplexingTimes.com
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Monthly Archives: June 2014. Problem Found, Ya Got No Motor. June 15, 2014. Okay this is wierd. I’m no mechanic or anything but when I heard that this Subaru couldn’t do more than about 10 mph I had to have a look under the hood. What I found was alarming, the darn thing had only bicycle pedals chained into the tranny and no motor. Alright, lemme have a peek-see figure out what`s going on here. Navy’s Trojan Horse Program Cancelled. June 14, 2014. As I’ve come to understand it the US Navy has been ...
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February | 2014 | PerplexingTimes.com
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Monthly Archives: February 2014. The Day We Missed Pancake Day. February 15, 2014. We have a tradition of attending IHOP’s annual Pancake Day celebration, where we dine on fluffy goodness and donate to one of our favorite charities; Children’s Miracle Network. Due to a perfect storm of miscommunication, we missed it this year. But that’s okay because they still have pancakes for sale every day of the year, and Children’s Miracle Network still needs your help. The People that work there. The people that w...
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All posts by Brendan. Problem Found, Ya Got No Motor. June 15, 2014. Okay this is wierd. I’m no mechanic or anything but when I heard that this Subaru couldn’t do more than about 10 mph I had to have a look under the hood. What I found was alarming, the darn thing had only bicycle pedals chained into the tranny and no motor. Alright, lemme have a peek-see figure out what`s going on here. Navy’s Trojan Horse Program Cancelled. June 14, 2014. As I’ve come to understand it the US Navy has been working...