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Offside Rule Explained for Women
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Offside Rule Explained for Women. You're in a shoe shop, second in the queue for the till. Behind the shop assistant on the till is a pair of shoes which you have seen and which you must have. The female shopper in front of you has seen them also and is eyeing them with desire. Both of you have forgotten your purses. It would be totally rude to push in front of the first woman if you had no money to pay for the shoes. The shop assistant remains at the till waiting. She prepares to throw her purse to you.
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Inner Peace
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Some doctor on tv this morning said the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished, then I finished off a bottle of Gin, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, a pock of Prungles, 1/2 chesescke an a boc a choclez. Yu haf no idr how bludy fablus I feeel now. Plaese sned dhis orn to dem yu fee ar in ned ov iennr pisss. Offside Rule Explained for Women. Learn Japanese in 5 Minutes. Looking For A Girlfriend.
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Funny Postal Scam
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Make Thousands of pounds! The Lazy Human's Guide to Wealth. Typed from Bong Bong Issue 13. The letter was right. A few days later I got another correct prediction: As you see I was right. This week, just for the fun of it, in the second game of the double header between the AAA and the BBB, BBB will win. If you want one more prediction made by the same methods, send $1000, cash, by U.S Mail to Box 5126, before August 12th … You can figure out how to get your money back quickly! Learn Japanese in 5 Minutes.
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The Adventures of Alton » Blog Archive » Too Hot
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The Adventures of Alton. The not-so-secret diary of Alton the lion. July 24, 2014. Today I am far too hot to do any work. I’ve tried swishing my little tail about, but at only 2″ long it’s not doing much good. Daddy, please can I have an ice cream? This entry was posted on Thursday, July 24th, 2014 at 4:35 pm and is filed under Uncategorized. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0. Feed You can leave a response. From your own site. You must be logged in. To post a comment.
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The Adventures of Alton. The not-so-secret diary of Alton the lion. You are currently browsing the archives for the Uncategorized category. Archive for the ‘Uncategorized’ Category. July 24, 2014. Today I am far too hot to do any work. I’ve tried swishing my little tail about, but at only 2″ long it’s not doing much good. Daddy, please can I have an ice cream? Read More ». August 29, 2013. My name is Alton, and I’m the best, All the lady lions want to feel my chest. Hehe! Read More ». August 28, 2013.
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The Adventures of Alton » 2009 » August
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The Adventures of Alton. The not-so-secret diary of Alton the lion. You are currently browsing the The Adventures of Alton. Blog archives for August, 2009. Archive for August, 2009. Alton and the Jelly Beans. August 2, 2009. In the early hours of last Wednesday, I was awakened from a deep sleep by a rustling noise coming from the corner of my bedroom…. Read More ». The Adventures of Alton is proudly powered by WordPress. Wordpress theme designed by Mujtaba.
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Women's English
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The correct decision should be obvious by now. Do what you want". You'll pay for this later. We need to talk". I need to complain. Sure… go ahead". I don't want you to. Of course I'm upset, you moron! You're… so manly". You need a shave and you sweat a lot. You're certainly attentive tonight". Is sex all you ever think about? Be romantic, turn out the lights". I have flabby thighs. This kitchen is so inconvenient". I want a new house. I want new curtains". Hang the picture there". I heard a noise".
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