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Moving to Malta, Mind-fucks and Megabus Gold – THE GAMING TRAMP
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Playing with myself since 1980. Moving to Malta, Mind-fucks and Megabus Gold. February 26, 2015. June 29, 2015. We could do it together scrotum style! I woke up the next morning bleary eyed, still very keen on the idea but expecting it to have become just another drunken plan that seemed excellent at the time but so difficult to execute that it would just disappear off into the horizon like all my other wild ideas do. I had forgotten, however, that we. I had grand expectations for this trip. Because ...
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pain – THE GAMING TRAMP
https://thegamingtramp.com/2014/12/18/you-know-dr-seuss-didnt-really-say-that-right/pain
Playing with myself since 1980. December 18, 2014. December 18, 2014. You know Dr Seuss Didn’t Really Say That, Right? Leave a Reply Cancel reply. Enter your comment here. Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:. Address never made public). You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. ( Log Out. You are commenting using your Twitter account. ( Log Out. You are commenting using your Facebook account. ( Log Out. You are commenting using your Google account. ( Log Out. Abbreviate This...
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Jason Derulo – Lyrical Genius – THE GAMING TRAMP
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Playing with myself since 1980. Jason Derulo – Lyrical Genius. July 12, 2014. August 7, 2014. 8220;Our conversations ain’t long, but you know what is”. He’s talking about his penis! 8220;No matter what you say, you always sound sexy to me”. Hey Jason, my piles are giving me some serious jip today. Do me. 8220;So open the curtains, and let me inside for more”. Lol Beef curtain joke. 8220;Oh I want the world to see, so I regulate some jewellery”. He fucks crabs and robs old ladies. Badass. 8220;And I know ...
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THE GAMING TRAMP – Page 2 – Playing with myself since 1980
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Playing with myself since 1980. January 17, 2014. March 7, 2014. The beauty of this app is that it is completely risk-free. If you like the look of someone and right-swipe them they will never know unless they right-swipe you back, meaning that rejection (at least on a physical level) is near impossible. Only when matched are you able to message each other, a process which is horrendously awkward until you get the hang of it. It sounds pretty straight forward right? 3 Neon Ray-Bans and/or a low V T-shirt.
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You know Dr Seuss Didn’t Really Say That, Right? – THE GAMING TRAMP
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Playing with myself since 1980. You know Dr Seuss Didn’t Really Say That, Right? December 18, 2014. December 19, 2014. I don’t get it. What about the other 499 of us who would quite like the internet to be a light-hearted, frivolous way to avoid doing actual work at work? If you really feel like you need to help someone, statistically you’d be helping way more people if you just didn’t post it. Use this moment to learn how to spell. How about you suck my stump-end. I genuinely have no idea. Of all the in...
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fish3 – THE GAMING TRAMP
https://thegamingtramp.com/2014/01/17/tinder-surprise/fish3-2
Playing with myself since 1980. January 17, 2014. Leave a Reply Cancel reply. Enter your comment here. Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:. Address never made public). You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. ( Log Out. You are commenting using your Twitter account. ( Log Out. You are commenting using your Facebook account. ( Log Out. You are commenting using your Google account. ( Log Out. Notify me of new comments via email. Notify me of new posts via email. Borderlands 2...
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Tinder Surprise – THE GAMING TRAMP
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Playing with myself since 1980. January 17, 2014. March 7, 2014. The beauty of this app is that it is completely risk-free. If you like the look of someone and right-swipe them they will never know unless they right-swipe you back, meaning that rejection (at least on a physical level) is near impossible. Only when matched are you able to message each other, a process which is horrendously awkward until you get the hang of it. It sounds pretty straight forward right? 3 Neon Ray-Bans and/or a low V T-shirt.
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What Happens in Thailand…Goes on the Internet – THE GAMING TRAMP
https://thegamingtramp.com/2014/10/17/what-happens-in-thailand-goes-on-the-internet
Playing with myself since 1980. What Happens in Thailand…Goes on the Internet. October 17, 2014. October 23, 2014. Here she is sucking on a coconut. Bitch loves coconuts. 8220;Hey, it’s Lisa. I’m still in Hua Hin, I had prawns last night and just shat all over the bath mat. I won’t make it to Bangkok until tomorrow.”. Shopping in Bangkok: “Two in the pink, one in the stink” must be an old Buddhist incantation. Can a temple shoot a dart at a balloon from its moist loins? No Fuck your temples. And so, 40 m...
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Dearest London – THE GAMING TRAMP
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Playing with myself since 1980. September 3, 2013. February 25, 2014. What if I don’t want spinach or halloumi cheese in my food? Do I just starve to death? I don’t even know what halloumi cheese is but I know I don’t fucking want it. Keep telling me how much you love my accent and exotic eye-shape. A bitch never gets tired of hearing that shit. The contents of my bag today after I left the house for two hours. TWO. HOURS. Consider slowly introducing uglier women into your gene pool. I feel it’...Enough ...
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People Who Are Easily Offended Are Easily Offending Me – THE GAMING TRAMP
https://thegamingtramp.com/2015/08/11/people-who-are-easily-offended-are-easily-offending-me
Playing with myself since 1980. People Who Are Easily Offended Are Easily Offending Me. August 11, 2015. August 20, 2015. It’s been over five months since I moved to Malta and all has been quiet on the blogging front. I would regale you with tales of my recent adventures but the honest truth is, with the exception of smashing down seven Jagermeisters one night and falling into a bush, I have been relatively well-behaved. I am a woman and I will decide what I feel comfortable with. Believe it or not t...