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Angry Chimp: DRBB: A reality game show for an insane world
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Monday, February 21, 2005. DRBB: A reality game show for an insane world. It's the show that everyone is taking about. All the glossy magazines run splash features and inside gossip, contestant profiles and interviews with former lovers, mothers, brothers and victims. Not so much TV de jour as TV de vie. Seriously, the show is just. If you change channel in the shower to 'Thought for the Day', you can nod reflectively as Reverend Rory Rogers prattles on that this is heaven, hell and eternal damnation all...
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Angry Chimp: April 2007
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Monday, April 30, 2007. Sweet, fresh, blond-for-the-day sloganeer stands in her bright elow tee, torn to measure and wrapped around her skin and bones like a Fryday night getup for Tutankhamunnie; the flasher mummy. 8220;Time for fun? 8221; she says, with a user abuser squint and drawl more affected than effective. Yeah, but effective enough for me to hand over fifty not-so hard earned. A blink of an eye later it’s fizzling on my tongue. That is until it gets shut down by the joyless next week. No ma...
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Angry Chimp: June 2008
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Sunday, June 15, 2008. Sunday movie quiz - Yep, it was FARGO. Yep - It was Fargo. And here is a clip of the scene I took it from. The winner is Jo who will get some rock, but due to my massive generosity the following will also be getting rock - Garfer, Sniffy and Piggy. Now I will be expecting both Sniffy and Piggy to post piccies of you both eating your rock - Garfer is exempt as I know he is camera shy. . Next time the quiz will be a lot tougher. . Okay, this one went a little better. . See what you ...
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Angry Chimp: February 2010
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Sunday, February 14, 2010. The truth via Valentine card. We'll it's that time of year again when fake sentiments written by someone more articulate and creative than you are wrapped in paper envelopes and received with disappointment and disdain (in my experience anyway.). I'm such a terrible romantic. literally terrible. Posted by Herge Smith. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Sydney, NSW, Australia. Born in chicago, raised in the city streets, my momma taught me the basic facts of life. Spin me I pulsate.
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Angry Chimp: Interview: Bliss Magazine - teenagers guide to fucking!
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Friday, March 25, 2005. Interview: Bliss Magazine - teenagers guide to fucking! Bliss Magazine: A common sense guide to kiddie sex? Bliss magazine, self proclaimed ‘sex manual for pre-teens’ is once again at the centre of a row concerning two articles it recently published entitled, “Is it ever too early? 8221; and “An A to Z of UK Abortionists”. Angry Chimp has secured an exclusive interview with Helen Jenkins, Editor of the Bliss magazine since 2004. Bliss is not aimed at children. Girls from 8 upward.
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Angry Chimp: November 2011
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Friday, November 11, 2011. After hours at the Zoo - Meerkat. It took Chimpanzee slightly longer than 3 minutes and 32 seconds to reach the Meerkat enclosure. This was because Chimpanzee was feeling so terrific about all the good he done so far this evening that he utterly failed to notice the tree stump that sat in the fork in the path, tripping over it and landing in a raggedy mess. Crocodiles rarely greet unexpected guests with the same civility that Meerkats can usually muster. Meerkat spotted Chimpan...
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Angry Chimp: September 2011
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Thursday, September 22, 2011. The Middle Class Child 1:3:7. Well here we go again. Not sure why it's taken so long to write. maybe the lack of anti-depressants. The good news is I'm fully medicated and experiencing a rare period of creativity. So, taking advantage of this I present the first part of the movie version of The Middle Class Child. Oh and I fully intend to email everyone that has contacted me over the past few weeks - SORRY FOR THE DELAY! Posted by Herge Smith. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom).
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Angry Chimp: After hours at the Zoo - Meerkat
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Friday, November 11, 2011. After hours at the Zoo - Meerkat. It took Chimpanzee slightly longer than 3 minutes and 32 seconds to reach the Meerkat enclosure. This was because Chimpanzee was feeling so terrific about all the good he done so far this evening that he utterly failed to notice the tree stump that sat in the fork in the path, tripping over it and landing in a raggedy mess. Crocodiles rarely greet unexpected guests with the same civility that Meerkats can usually muster. Meerkat spotted Chimpan...
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Angry Chimp: I got a letter the other day...
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Thursday, March 19, 2009. I got a letter the other day. It's stuff like this that brings joy to my cynical heart. I received this email yesterday morning;. I recently searched online and came across your blog and came across your interview with the Bliss editor, Helen Jenkins. I am currently a third year journalism student and doing my dissertation on the sexual content in teenage magazines and was wondering if I could include your interview? Thanks so much for your help. I look forward to your reply.