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Spanish Johnny: April 2010
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Friday, April 30, 2010. Is Johnny opening a chain of Tex-Mex restaurants? I fucking wish. As do you, Johnnyheads. Trust me, my Mexiloaf would blow your fucking minds, then blow out your tight little assholes, you tight little assholes. These shots were actually taken from a recent episode of Lost. 8212;which oddly enough I wrote about. Johnny prefers the word kismet. Much, much less gay. Posted by Spanish Johnny. Hot Tub Time Machine. Tuesday, April 27, 2010. Seriously, what the fuck? Iranian Cleric: "Sk...
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Spanish Johnny: May 2010
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Thursday, May 27, 2010. Posted by Spanish Johnny. Wednesday, May 26, 2010. SPOILER ALERT: Chuck Bass Shot On Gossip Girl Season Finale! Who shot C.B? We are all pussies compared to this man. Posted by Spanish Johnny. Labels: Jack Dies On Lost Series Finale. Sawyers Balls Represented Gods Light. The Island Was Purgatory. Monday, May 24, 2010. We Are All Pussies Compared To This Man. Posted by Spanish Johnny. Thursday, May 20, 2010. How difficult is it to separate and distribute sheets of paper? Petrecca H...
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Spanish Johnny: And You Thought You Got Lots Of Pussy...
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Tuesday, August 31, 2010. And You Thought You Got Lots Of Pussy. Posted by Spanish Johnny. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Why You No Write To Johnny? Want your mind blown? Damn Kids, Get Off My Lawn! Petrecca Hearts The Interweb. And You Thought You Got Lots Of Pussy. Fuck Yeah, She Does.
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Spanish Johnny: February 2010
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Monday, February 15, 2010. As if the people of Haiti haven't suffered enough. Posted by Spanish Johnny. Friday, February 12, 2010. Yawn, Part Deux. How do you say, "Who cares? Summer of 69 Medalist Bryan Adams, who still has acne of Olympian proportions. Should've been so lucky. Posted by Spanish Johnny. Wednesday, February 10, 2010. Who Are The Kardashians And Why Would I Want To Keep Up With Them? And what the fuck does Bruce Jenner have to do with anything? Posted by Spanish Johnny. Yawn, Part Deux.
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Spanish Johnny: October 2009
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Thursday, October 29, 2009. The Seven Cats Of Hell. The following is based on a true story. A true story. And it will haunt you till the day you die, Johnnyheads—even more so than last year’s yarn. The tale begins with something that inspires terror in even the toughest of souls: Doggy diarrhea. More specifically, Chocolate Labrador diarrhea. Dead birds and rotting rabbits to flattened squirrels and—I swear to God—a decomposing manta ray. Spanish Doggy ain’t the brightest dog on the block. Spanish Doggy&...
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Spanish Johnny: Yawn, Part Deux...
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Tuesday, June 22, 2010. Yawn, Part Deux. Posted by Spanish Johnny. June 23, 2010 at 9:53 AM. So if Im right, and you mock what you dont understand. Youve just admitted you dont understand yourself. My reasoning is . Fucking brilliant! June 30, 2010 at 7:19 PM. Why dont you come up from that muff for an hour and write something new then, Chuck? July 6, 2010 at 10:27 AM. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Why You No Write To Johnny? Want your mind blown? Damn Kids, Get Off My Lawn! Yawn, Part Deux.
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Spanish Johnny: December 2009
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Thursday, December 31, 2009. Suck It, 2009. You made 2008, heretofore the dickiest year on record, look like a walk in the fucking park. Don't let the door fuck you in the ass on your way out, asshole year. Posted by Spanish Johnny. Tuesday, December 29, 2009. Johnny's Top 50 Porn Titles Of 2009. So, without further adieu, I give you, in no particular order, the Top 50 Porn Titles of the year. Let the beating off begin. Japanese Massage Fuck 6. Carlo Slim Presents Jack Napier's Housewives Gone Black.
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Spanish Johnny: September 2010
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Wednesday, September 1, 2010. RIP Spanish Johnny (1971-2010). Fuck off, Johnnyheads. Posted by Spanish Johnny. Labels: I said fuck off. Why are you still reading this? Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Why You No Write To Johnny? Want your mind blown? Damn Kids, Get Off My Lawn! Petrecca Hearts The Interweb. RIP Spanish Johnny (1971-2010).
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Spanish Johnny: March 2010
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Monday, March 22, 2010. Johnny's Back, Motherfuckers. Fuck yeah. Johnny's back in the mother fucking hou- what's that? You didn't even notice I was gone? Are you shitting me? I pause Road House. Moments before Dalton is about to make love to Elizabeth "Doc" Clay—portrayed pitch-perfectly by Kelly Lynch. 8212;to check in with you assholes. And you weren't even I aware I'd been away? Johnnyheads, how could you be so insensitive? Putting It Inside, Outside. Since 1948.". Now back to my tirade.). Canada: The...