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Down And Distant: I Hate Lou Holtz
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Shallow and petty because our mothers didn't teach us any better. Saturday, September 29, 2007. I Hate Lou Holtz. Lou Fucking Holtz is the biggest fraud to be perpetuated on college football. Shame on ESPN for putting this cheating fake on the air. I’m sick of his squirrely little mug, his goofy toupee, and his fake “aw-shucks” demeanor, delivered with a lisp reminiscent of Ron Howard from his homo-erotic turn as Andy’s son in Mayberry. Saint Lou didn’t know about any of it! Picked, rolled, and flicked by.
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Down And Distant: Lock the door behind you, Poon.
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Shallow and petty because our mothers didn't teach us any better. Wednesday, May 21, 2008. Lock the door behind you, Poon. The Grand Old Lady - Boarded up. Sad, huh? Memo: To all employees, fans, readers and haters, etc. Subject: The future of down and distant. From: PK, Editor in Chief. It saddens me to do this but I have been left with no real alternative. And no, Savant, turning this into a homosexual KISS fan match making service is NOT a real alternative. IT’S NOT. When we return in a few weeks or s...
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Down And Distant: June 2012
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Shallow and petty because our mothers didn't teach us any better. Sunday, June 10, 2012. Anyways, speaking of Jesus there is one thing from the old blog that I never stopped doing. It is my yearly prayer. I haven't made it public on here since I last did it on the old blog five years ago, but I think I am at a point that I need to put it here for the world to see. Enjoy. Hey Jesus, you there? I know we aren't talking like we used to, but if you want to get together and talk I'm here for you. Just bec...
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Down And Distant: Dominus Nabisco
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Shallow and petty because our mothers didn't teach us any better. Wednesday, April 16, 2008. I mean come on (sorry)…early departure really isn't good for anyone, is it? Perhaps by making it a sin, Hairy Carray will work on his "issue." Men, don't forget practice makes perfect and if that doesn't work, you could always think of dung beetles (thanks to Jason Bigg's character from American Pie for that jewel). Driving Slow in the Left Lane. Talking on Your Cell Phone While in a Check-Out Line. I think you'r...
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Down And Distant: December 2012
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Shallow and petty because our mothers didn't teach us any better. Wednesday, December 12, 2012. The Worst Christmas Songs Of All Time. With that said, I hate the living shit out of Christmas music. Pretty much all of it. If I really felt lazy this evening I could even write down a list of ever Christmas song ever made and say each one was a tie for #1 worst ever. I won't. This may be tough to fight through, but here you go. 9 Oh Holy Night - Arcade Fire. 8 Santa Baby - Raelynn (and really anyone ever).
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Down And Distant: September 2012
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Shallow and petty because our mothers didn't teach us any better. Tuesday, September 25, 2012. How The Boys Beat the Bucs. After seeing Poons post. About his lost weekend learning new terms like " bear. And " power bottom. In Chicago, I decided I was going to steal tickets to a Cowboys game and kidnap three random gringos to haul with me. I made them call me "friend" and by the end of the day, proved Stockholm Syndrome works like a charm. We will call these brave souls Richard, Johnson, and Peter. I thin...
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Down And Distant: The Worst Christmas Songs Of All Time
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Shallow and petty because our mothers didn't teach us any better. Wednesday, December 12, 2012. The Worst Christmas Songs Of All Time. With that said, I hate the living shit out of Christmas music. Pretty much all of it. If I really felt lazy this evening I could even write down a list of ever Christmas song ever made and say each one was a tie for #1 worst ever. I won't. This may be tough to fight through, but here you go. 9 Oh Holy Night - Arcade Fire. 8 Santa Baby - Raelynn (and really anyone ever).
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Down And Distant: This Year is Different.....wait is that already taken?
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Shallow and petty because our mothers didn't teach us any better. Friday, June 8, 2012. This Year is Different.wait is that already taken? Foo Fighters playlist and Sprite with my vodka. Late night of drinking pre-Dominicana. Cranking on airplanes and PK in bleans,. These are a few of my favorite things. When a dog farts,. When my pee stings. When YOLO makes Pickled Mick mad. I remember that these are my favorite things. And then I just feeeeeeel soooooooo raaaaaaaaaadd! Eat shit. "Thunder Up"? After mor...
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Down And Distant: March 2013
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Shallow and petty because our mothers didn't teach us any better. Monday, March 11, 2013. Poon on Films: "Oz: The Meh and Meh-erful". I'm scare of his review, Wizard" "And I'm a horrible actor.". Welcome to Poon on Films. First, this is NOT a bad idea. A prequel to The Wizard of Oz is something that if brought in front of me for investment money would make sense. "Hey you! Yeah you poor broke guy we for some reason want money from. You want to invest in a prequel to The Wizard of Oz? WHO ARE YOU FOOLING?
