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Owl Stretching Time: Need a Moment?
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Saturday, February 11, 2012. I've spent the last two hours staring at this blank white text box with absolutely no idea what to write. I've watched an episode of Hoarders. And now I'm watching an episode of Kitchen Nightmares. With the gayest of gay men. With countless topics to write about and no ideas where to start, I decided to surf the internet. Legend has it that you can find anything on the internet, which I mistakenly did not take very seriously. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom).
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Owl Stretching Time: A Discovery of Witches
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Thursday, August 2, 2012. A Discovery of Witches. A Discovery of Witches. A Discovery of Witches. December 27, 2011. In the first book of the All Souls Trilogy. A Discovery of Witches. Within the first ten pages of the book, Diana calls a manuscript called Ashmole 782. Over the course of the story, Matthew and Diana fall in love, get married in a quick vampire wedding, and decide whether to attempt to open Ashmole 782. Many of the problems with the writing weren't even the author's fault, but mistakes th...
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Owl Stretching Time: Trash Queen
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Friday, July 27, 2012. The following day, Rachel went to work and I hung around the apartment doing my usual Sunday cleaning. At one point, I headed out to the porch and noticed that Amy was in a mood and a half. She was already in her car and peeled out of our parking lot in a rage, creating missiles with the gravel in the parking lot and two huge black marks skid marks. I grabbed an empty bin on Saturday night (at about 2 am). Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Photo of the Day. Youtube of the Week.
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Owl Stretching Time: Poo Wars
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Saturday, February 11, 2012. In our tub than in other places, such as my shoes or in the bottom of my backpack. Nothing seemed to work. In fact, the poo wars only got worse, instead of being every few months, Sasha began pooing in the tub on a monthly basis, then a weekly basis, and then a daily basis. We went from cleaning up three piles of shit in a month to cleaning up two, sometimes three, piles of Sasha poo on a daily basis. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Photo of the Day. Youtube of the Week.
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Owl Stretching Time: Poo Wars Revision
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Saturday, February 11, 2012. Rather than poo in Sasha's shower, I think I'm going to bread her numerous times for the next few weeks. I learned about this new trend this evening, there is even an official website, Breaded Cats. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Photo of the Day. Youtube of the Week. Youtube of the Week. Owl Review - Books. A Discovery of Witches. Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter. Pride and Prejudice and Zombies. The Adventures of Augie March. Picture Window theme. Powered by Blogger.
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Owl Stretching Time: Doorstop
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Thursday, April 4, 2013. As this was all happening, I had Gerald sitting in my lap. Gerald does not like loud noises, screaming, and sudden movements. Seeing that Louie's temper tantrum involved all three of these vices, Gerald jumped out of my lap, puncturing my arm and fled towards the bedroom. At this point, I was a little shocked and frankly terrified of our new neighbor. What would have happened if I had been outside having a smoke break? Does he usually behave like this? Timing has never been my st...
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Owl Stretching Time: Butter and Nails
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Wednesday, May 8, 2013. A shell of what was once there. We live in a country with a judicial system that claims we are "innocent until proven guilty," yet we don't live by those standards in our own personal lives. I have been prosecuted and convicted before I was even accused. While the world was plotting against me, I was enjoying life and smelling the roses. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Photo of the Day. Youtube of the Week. Youtube of the Week. Owl Review - Books. A Discovery of Witches.
