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Democralypse Now: Mitt Romney Is A Huge NASCAR Fan & Has Almost As Much Personality As The Cars Racing In It
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The Comically Screwed State Of Politics, In Small, Easy-To-Swallow Bites. Tuesday, February 28, 2012. Mitt Romney Is A Huge NASCAR Fan and Has Almost As Much Personality As The Cars Racing In It. Billionaire everyman Willard "Mitt" Romney simply cannot. Stop reminding America what a regular, down-to-earth, hard-working, obscenely wealthy, non-robot guy he is. With a white picket fence (around one of his mansions, he's sure! Naturally, Mitt won't be watching. Cause I mean haha, c'mon,. Besides, Mittens do...
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Democralypse Now: Billionaire Everyman Mitt Romney Strangely Morphs Into A Poor, Southern Gent When Speaking To Crowd In Mississippi
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The Comically Screwed State Of Politics, In Small, Easy-To-Swallow Bites. Friday, March 9, 2012. Billionaire Everyman Mitt Romney Strangely Morphs Into A Poor, Southern Gent When Speaking To Crowd In Mississippi. Poor Mittens Romney. It's trying to act like a human being. But it just doesn't know how. Hell, the more it tries to act like an actual carbon-based, oxygen breathing entity, not futuristic cyborg. He is now turning me into an, I don't know, an unofficial Southerner," Romney said. Hick (from th...
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Democralypse Now: Newt Gingrich Would Like To Wish You A Happy Valentine's Day By Ruining It Completely
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The Comically Screwed State Of Politics, In Small, Easy-To-Swallow Bites. Wednesday, February 15, 2012. Newt Gingrich Would Like To Wish You A Happy Valentine's Day By Ruining It Completely. It's Valentine's Day and naturally there's only one thing on everyone's mind: What hot, romantic, sexytime plans does ladykiller Newt Gingrich. Have for his beautiful, cancer (and brain! Free third wife Callista? Will he shower her with lavish Tiffany diamonds he can't afford? There he points out all the little-known...
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Democralypse Now: Newt Gingrich Knows The Real Tragedy In Trayvon Martin's Murder Is That A Black Man Is President
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The Comically Screwed State Of Politics, In Small, Easy-To-Swallow Bites. Wednesday, March 28, 2012. Newt Gingrich Knows The Real Tragedy In Trayvon Martin's Murder Is That A Black Man Is President. Ugh, the nerve! Not if oversized troll and Great White Hope Newt Gingrich has anything to say about it. Which he naturally does, in the most offensive and self-aggrandizing way possible. After all, someone's got to look out for all the little people in this great nation of ours who had the misfortune ...8220;...
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Democralypse Now: DemocralypseNow Is Moving On Up!
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The Comically Screwed State Of Politics, In Small, Easy-To-Swallow Bites. Tuesday, April 3, 2012. DemocralypseNow Is Moving On Up! DemocralypseNow has moved to a new location! Come join the fun at http:/ democralypsenow.com/. For all the scathing wit and political humor you just can't get anywhere else. Love your blog. Fantastic stuff. Http:/ platypusmaximus.blogspot.com/. April 6, 2012 at 11:26 AM. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). DemocralypseNow Is Moving On Up! Taegan Goddard's Political Wire.
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Democralypse Now: Hey America, The Donald Knows What's Weird & It Isn't Whatever Died On Top Of His Head
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The Comically Screwed State Of Politics, In Small, Easy-To-Swallow Bites. Tuesday, March 13, 2012. Hey America, The Donald Knows What's Weird and It Isn't Whatever Died On Top Of His Head. America's most beloved human hairpiece. And billionaire cartoon character THE Donald Trump took a break from the usual destroying people's lives and slathering Crisco on his already unnaturally orange body to assume his rightful place as the #1 undisputed authority on all things weird. Wanna know what else is weird?
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Democralypse Now: Pete Hoekstra's Racist, Lie-Filled Ad Shows How To Lose An Election & Alienate Voters In 30 Seconds Or Less
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The Comically Screwed State Of Politics, In Small, Easy-To-Swallow Bites. Friday, February 17, 2012. Pete Hoekstra's Racist, Lie-Filled Ad Shows How To Lose An Election and Alienate Voters In 30 Seconds Or Less. This is how politics tend to work in America, or at least ever since that half-black secret Muslim terrorist Socialist won (stole? But then something strange and wonderful happened. Instead of propelling Pete Hoekstra to the top and all but securing a Republican victory, his terrible ad backf...
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Democralypse Now: Rick Santorum Would Love To Grant Puerto Rico Statehood If OnlyThey Weren't So Weird & Mexicany
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The Comically Screwed State Of Politics, In Small, Easy-To-Swallow Bites. Tuesday, March 20, 2012. Rick Santorum Would Love To Grant Puerto Rico Statehood If OnlyThey Weren't So Weird and Mexicany. Rick Santorum Shirtless: Keeping Kids Abstinent One Nipple At A Time. Rick Santorum took a break from his usual spewing nonsense. Sure they may live in Puerto Rico and speak English, but that didn't stop Señor. Not like Hawaii is a state or even part of. America. Because if it were, B. Hussein Obama wo...Howev...
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Democralypse Now: High School Losercal: If You Looked Like Rick Santorum In High School, You'd Probably Hate The World Too
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The Comically Screwed State Of Politics, In Small, Easy-To-Swallow Bites. Friday, March 23, 2012. High School Losercal: If You Looked Like Rick Santorum In High School, You'd Probably Hate The World Too. Here's Rick, err make that "Rooster" Santorum back when he was manager of his high school baseball team, presumably so he could smack hot, sweaty asses and shout "hit the showers" after every game. And by the looks of it, the dude got even less pussy than we already suspected. But why "Rooster" you ask?
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Democralypse Now: Ann Romney Knows There's Nothing Stiff About Mitt, At Least From The Waist Down
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The Comically Screwed State Of Politics, In Small, Easy-To-Swallow Bites. Tuesday, April 3, 2012. Ann Romney Knows There's Nothing Stiff About Mitt, At Least From The Waist Down. Like when she is asked about Mitt's unfortunate tendency to act like a tragically uncool, improperly programmed robot. Obsessed with tree height not poor people's plight. Rarrrrr, easy there Ann tiger! Wow, these two! So what if Ann Romney wants to unzip Mitt's HUGE personality and let every inch of his MorMAN stand proud? Democ...
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