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TonyStanp: August 2006

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Saturday, August 26, 2006. Joke of the Day. First Day as a Taxi Driver. A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop window. For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said,"Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me! Posted by Tony at 8:57 AM. Friday, August 04, 2006. It's a Woman Thing. He answers that ...

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TonyStanp: October 2006

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Monday, October 09, 2006. Make sure your hands are clean and dry. Stand with good posture. Both men and women should stand to shake hands. Approach. Step toward the person and stand facing him or her squarely. Make eye contact and smile. Wait for the higher-ranking person to extend his or her hand. If he or she doesn't, it's OK to wait a moment and then extend your right hand. Use a firm (not vicelike) grip. If your grip is too loose, your hand will feel like a dead fish. Posted by Tony at 1:20 PM. Laura...

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TonyStanp: April 2006

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Saturday, April 22, 2006. Pet Stories by mezack.blogspot.com. Justin Peterson, Age 11. Gabrielle Davis, Age 11. The Brave Young Mare One day in Poland, my family and I were riding our horses in the mountains. Suddenly we were at the part that was really steep! When my horse got creeped out, I fell off and was holding on to the edge of the mountain. Then an amazing thing happened. My mare was looking at me as if she was saying to grip on to her. So I did. She pulled me up, and I was saved. When Hurricane ...

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TonyStanp: July 2006

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Monday, July 24, 2006. The towns-people were sitting in their pews and talking. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate. Soon everyone had exited the church except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew without moving, seeming oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence. The man replied, "Yep, sure do.". However, what fol...

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TonyStanp: November 2006

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Monday, November 06, 2006. 4 Sex Tips Just for Newlyweds. Top sex and relationship experts offer up the keys to staying in a state of bedded bliss. Take a Hiatus Expert: Gloria Brame, PhD, a clinical sexologist in Georgia. Get Into Lust-After-Him Mode Expert: Clinical sexologist Sandor Gardos, PhD, founder of Mypleasure.com. Novelty is one of the greatest aphrodisiacs. The trick is to use the excitement of being a newlywed to train your mind to focus on looking at your husband in new and exciting ways.

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TonyStanp: March 2006

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Thursday, March 30, 2006. There was a Japanese man who went to America for sightseeing. On the last day, he hailed a cab and told the driver to drive to the airport. During the journey, a Honda drove past the taxi. Thereupon, the man leaned out of the window excitedly and yelled, "Honda, very fast! After a while, a Toyota sped past the taxi. Again, the Japanese man leaned out of the window and yelled, "Toyota, very fast! The Japanese exclaimed, "Wah. so expensive! Posted by Tony at 8:01 PM.

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Janes' Weblog: October 2006

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Tuesday, October 31, 2006. 5 ways to get some rest. 1 Make up a couple of games you play lying down. One staffer plays a game where the baby pulls out all her receiving blankets and covers Morn with them. (Just make sure the room is baby-proofed, in case you doze for a sec.). 2 Tie yourself to the bed if you must, but do whatever it takes to nap when the baby naps. The second he goes down, go directly to bed (do not pass go, do not load the dishwasher). Think you're not a napper? 5 Sometimes we get so an...

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Janes' Weblog: February 2007

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Tuesday, February 27, 2007. That was the way it was when Big Ellis cook sick in the fall of 1970. He was getting old and dwindling as every body does, as I was myself. But then all of a sudden he wasn't dwindling anymore but going down. First thing you know, he was staying mostly in bed. And then he had to have help to get out of bed. I'd walk over there through the fields every day, early or late, depending on the weather and the work. I was feeling that requirement, you see. Since he hadn't had any sho...

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Janes' Weblog: Don't Despair

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Friday, January 19, 2007. Sitting by the window of her convent, Sister Barbara opened a letter from home! One evening. Inside the letter was a $100 bill her parents had sent. Sister Barbara smiled at the gesture. As she read the letter by the window, she noticed a shabbily dressed stranger leaning against the lamp post below. That's the $8,000 you have coming Sister," he replied. Don't Despair paid 80-to-1.". Posted by Jane at 2:59 PM. Confronting my Absent Father. Why Birds Fly Home. The 5 Hottest Majors.

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Tony Moyoy: October 2008

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Wednesday, October 22, 2008. His errand WAS one i did not wish to fail. Okay everybody listen up, that matthew bellamy is mine.MINE! Huargh, i went to ikea yesterday with mima. she bought me a very nice quilt cover, a pillow in denim pillow case (i just can't resist! And some multi-coloured accessory box. Bought four new tops. i like! I like this one purple v-neck top at miss selfridge. nemind la, i think i'll just have to pester my pipa for the next few days. heh! Subscribe to: Posts (Atom).