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August 30, 2016. The problem with Superman stories where he battles somebody who is physically stronger than he is (because far too many people think that’s the only way to make somebody a threat to Superman) is that Superman has only two options of truly dealing with those threats. Kill them or put them in The Phantom Zone. He rarely kills the threats unless they’re non-sentient aliens (and sometimes he doesn’t even kill those! Will he cheat on Lois? Will he lie to his son? Will he prank Batman? Rdquo; ...
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Eee! Tess Ate Chai Tea!: Gotham By Midnight #7
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Wednesday, August 5, 2015. Gotham By Midnight #7. This issue is called "Nobody Cares" and I think it's going to be an all out attack on my people and our involuntarily programmed way of life! Caring is for suckers who enjoy drinking their own tears. Caring is for people who want things to be the way they want them so they ignore reality and logic and circuits and if/then loops! Caring is for humans! Can you say "10 Print 'Stockholm Syndrome! Here is some robot advice that no human will follow because the...
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September 03, 2016. Hard-Travelin’ Heroz: Six Pack Loves Dog Welder #1. Bull; Time for Six Pack and Dog Welder to see America and realize that they can’t solve the world’s real problems like racism and homophobia and sexism and whatever affects straight white guys that’s as bad as those other things. Maybe poverty for the ones who are the most racist, homophobic, and sexist! September 03, 2016. Beast Boy is definitely wishing Queen Bee was wearing a skirt. September 02, 2016. September 02, 2016. I mean, ...
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Eee! Tess Ate Chai Tea!: Earth 2: Society #3
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Thursday, August 13, 2015. Earth 2: Society #3. Humans in comic books are assholes. I suppose I would be leading the angry mob on the cover of this issue. I know why I hate Tornado Lane! Let's find out why they do! They might hate her because she begins the issue Narration Boxing, "Balance is an illusion. We're always moving. The question is. which direction. Straight ahead, of course. Where the story is." What? Why bring up balance to get to going after the story? The story Tornado Lane is currently aft...
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Eee! Tess Ate Chai Tea!: Batgirl #42
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Friday, August 7, 2015. I'm just shocked by her outfit. Frankie didn't fall in the shower at all. It was a fall-se alarm! Anyswayze, where did I leave off? My dad, Honey Bunny Batdad, was about to try and arrest me! His own flesh and blood? The next time he calls me, I might not tell him I love him before I hang up! A little hot piece of electricity had just escaped from Batdad's clutches and then he figured he needed to arrest somebody. So he decided to take it out on me. What did I do? Batdad let me go...
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August 30, 2016. The problem with Superman stories where he battles somebody who is physically stronger than he is (because far too many people think that’s the only way to make somebody a threat to Superman) is that Superman has only two options of truly dealing with those threats. Kill them or put them in The Phantom Zone. He rarely kills the threats unless they’re non-sentient aliens (and sometimes he doesn’t even kill those! Will he cheat on Lois? Will he lie to his son? Will he prank Batman? What is...
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Eee! Tess Ate Chai Tea!: Superman #42
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Thursday, August 6, 2015. I just noticed I have Superman ranked at #12. That's a huge mistake! It should be much lower. Sorry for disappointing everybody with my failures. Just do something which is more interesting than this stupid fucking loss of identity and loss of power bullshit. Oh no! Superman doesn't know how he fits into the world anymore! And it's a world that suddenly hates his guts because he lied to them about his real name! The fucking tragedy of it all! They sound like a totally legit comp...
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Eee! Tess Ate Chai Tea!: Midnighter #3
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Sunday, August 9, 2015. What's with all the green goo in the air? I don't know why people hate being thought of as slackers or idlers so much that they have to defend anything they do as somehow important or laborious. Why does everybody want to appear to be so busy and enterprising? Is it because fathers cast so many dour looks in everybody's direction? Although it's definitely not a new thing as this excerpt about poetry from William Butler Yeats' poem "Adam's Curse" proves:. What a fucking drama queen!
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Eee! Tess Ate Chai Tea!: Gotham By Midnight Annual #1
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Wednesday, August 5, 2015. Gotham By Midnight Annual #1. When did the Ghost have scary robot spider legs installed? This comic book is starting off on the wrong foot by allowing a Hawkman villain to guest star. He might fit the bill since he's a paranormal antagonist but he's also covered in New 52 Hawkman stink. Pee-yu! As far as I'm concerned, the Spooky Files should go after, and destroy, Hawkman. Leave the poor Jim Craddock alone! I mean, how good a fuck are we talking? Asshole imaginary scam artists!
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