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Five Past Tomorrow: Snipets
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My (not so) Secret Life. Other Blogs I Write For. Wednesday, 2 February 2011. The scene: Latin class and Ab is falling asleep because of late night/early morning essay writing.). Now can anyone think of a word in english that begins with fug? Jerks out of latin-free reverie). Awkward pause in which Ab racks brain). I'm sorry, all I can think of is fugly. Class laughs as does Hot Rod). Damn shouldn't've watched Mean Girls yesterday. Huh, sounds like marriage. Class gets it and laughs). Chokes on pen lid).
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Five Past Tomorrow: Arms Trade: It's Bannanas
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My (not so) Secret Life. Other Blogs I Write For. Thursday, 17 May 2012. Arms Trade: It's Bannanas. This is an article I wrote for the Liberal Youth Libertine. The blogging platform for young Lib Dems. Hopefully I will soon be elected onto the Liberal Youth International Committee. Enjoy, and shoot me an email if you'd like to get involved in either LY or the Arms Trade Treaty campaign. Every day 1500 people die because of armed violence (that's roughly 1 every minute), two thirds of those deaths take pl...
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Five Past Tomorrow: ...In Which Harry Isn't Human
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My (not so) Secret Life. Other Blogs I Write For. Tuesday, 18 January 2011. In Which Harry Isn't Human. The scene: Philosophy class, and the group are discussing their definitions of death - stuff gets complicated.). Well known for saying things in philosophy that mess with our heads and give Cathy an aneurysm). I think that death is when no longer think rationally or are conscious. Much whispering about the problem of sleep between Ab and Cathy). Well if that's true Harry, I die every night! So far, I s...
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Five Past Tomorrow: Anne Summers is Long
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My (not so) Secret Life. Other Blogs I Write For. Wednesday, 26 January 2011. Anne Summers is Long. The scene: Sixth form common room at break time. The gang are discussing which shop Hayley's new trousers came from because she will not divulge.). Ok, fine. It's somewhere beginning with S. Various S shop names are guessed). Hayley: No. Keep guessing! A lingerie and sex shop). Looking at the length of Hayley's trousers). Nah, they don't sell anything that long there. 2 February 2011 at 13:33. So far, I se...
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Five Past Tomorrow: It Pays to Eavesdrop
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My (not so) Secret Life. Other Blogs I Write For. Monday, 14 February 2011. It Pays to Eavesdrop. The scene: Sunday evening, and Ab is reading but really eavesdropping on brother's phone call with Charlotte.). Talking from the phone). You've been asleep since Friday? More talking from phone). No, that's not called a lie-in, that's called a coma. Thanks for this nice post 111213. 20 February 2011 at 22:11. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). New to my blog? It's proably a good idea to check. Help Ugandan ...
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Five Past Tomorrow: IHOP on...
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My (not so) Secret Life. Other Blogs I Write For. Tuesday, 11 January 2011. Alright, I have three hours of physics and psychology exams tomorrow to deal with (if you too have exams, check out how to beat exams with humour and cake. But this is just too good to miss. The scene: Cyberspace, over at Autostraddle. A discussion is taking place in the comments thread about IHOP resturants.). 8221; But I don’t know if that’s me just being 14. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). New to my blog? Subscribe in a re...
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Five Past Tomorrow: Stupid Things Charlotte's Said No. 213
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My (not so) Secret Life. Other Blogs I Write For. Monday, 9 May 2011. Stupid Things Charlotte's Said No. 213. The scene: Lunchtime, and Ab, Katie, Abi and Hayley are all playing rock, paper, scissors with the lizard Spock expansion. What are you playing? Yeah, but a better version of it! See, in normal rock, paper, scissors, you'll get the same answer as your friend 70-80% of the time, but with the lizard Spock expansion, you have less chance of that happening. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Write y...
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Five Past Tomorrow: Age Concern: Being Younger on Mars
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My (not so) Secret Life. Other Blogs I Write For. Saturday, 26 March 2011. Age Concern: Being Younger on Mars. It's my 17th birthday on March the 31st. Any of my people wanting to get me a cheap awesome birthday present can get me a membership to Amnesty International (a human rights organisation) here. Which comes with a free t-shirt too. You will receive much gratitude and a high five. Shame is, no-one can pause it so I spose I'll just have to get on with it. Ah well. Ab Brightman, you make me laugh!
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Five Past Tomorrow: A Good Choice of Words
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My (not so) Secret Life. Other Blogs I Write For. Tuesday, 8 February 2011. A Good Choice of Words. The scene: Philosophy class, as ever). What's the word, beginning with A that can sometimes cause big problems for the Atheist's trying to understand it? Tumbleweed and puzzled faces). Well I was going for altruism, but I suppose that one might too! The scene: Still philosophy, but another day. A slide is up on the screen saying 'intelligent design', 'teleological' and 'creation' among other things). So fa...
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Five Past Tomorrow: My (not so) Secret Life
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My (not so) Secret Life. Other Blogs I Write For. My (not so) Secret Life. The following are questions taken from The Independent's People collum 'My Secret Life'. usually they interview well-known people, but regardless of that, I answered them anyway in case you were ever interested to know a little more about Ab Brightman. The house I grew up in. When I was a child I wanted to be. Spiderman meets The Flash. Yep, I worshipped superpowers! The moment that changed me for ever. At night I dream of. That g...
