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Sisterly Torture: December 2007
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Um, we're supposed to love each other, right? Sunday, December 16, 2007. When Not To Say Fuck. In front of a parent. Had we been children only a decade ago, H would have had her mouth washed out with soap. Mom looked H, then to me (I looked back with my innocent eyes (since H was clearly corrupted) , then back to H. Mom agreed that yes, that's what the sign said, but that. Word should never be used. Nice girls. Did not say such things. My 3' lilac tree. I'm sure it will be fine. Tuesday, December 11, 2007.
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Sisterly Torture: Mr. GoodTime
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Um, we're supposed to love each other, right? Monday, February 11, 2008. Our next stop in the happy tour that is M's Ex-Boyfriends: A Retrospective, might well be familiar to some of you. You might have even dated him, or at least some hybrid form. Ladies and gents, I present Mr. GoodTime. M and Mr. GoodTime were together on and off for a few years. You know, because sometimes his search for a good time took him elsewhere, and periodically M felt that, indeed, one can have too much of a good time. This i...
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Sisterly Torture: January 2008
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Um, we're supposed to love each other, right? Sunday, January 27, 2008. When we first discussed H's decorating needs and living space, she was adamant about one thing: no blue. In apartments past, she was anchored to shades of blue: furniture, linens, art, her dishes. It's her signature colour. And it made gift giving quite easy. Today she feels, perhaps with some encouragement from me, that a change is needed. Now how to comfortably separate the blue from her? And what do others think? In keeping with t...
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Sisterly Torture: April 2008
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Um, we're supposed to love each other, right? Sunday, April 13, 2008. Welcome to your 30s, H. It's an excellent milestone. Really: 30 is the new 25, there are lots of effective anti-wrinkle serums, and you might even save on car insurance (though it's no grey power). And you're in the same decade as me! But it hasn't been fun not seeing you today, or celebrating. That's one of the sucky things about growing up and moving on. So I've tried to make today a little bit special for me. I've:.
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Sisterly Torture: Beefcake!
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Um, we're supposed to love each other, right? Friday, February 08, 2008. In honour of Valentine's Day, this is the first of my three-part series entitled: M's Ex-Boyfriends, A Retrospective. You wonder. Ha! Of course it's MUCH MUCH more than that, but I only have so much time. Today we start with my personal most hated: BEEFCAKE! Many years ago, Beefcake! Also accomplished other amazing feats, such as the following:. Sleeping for 21 hours straight when he came to visit us at Christmas. Diet Dr Pepper Sle...
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Sisterly Torture: Wil You Be My Valentine?
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Um, we're supposed to love each other, right? Thursday, February 14, 2008. Wil You Be My Valentine? For the third and final installment of my series, M's Ex-Boyfriends: A Retrospective, I go back, wayyyyy back, to M's first true love. Okay, so he was never her boyfriend. In fact they never even met - except in her dreams! Oh yes, he is the one and only. I remember walking into M's room (uninvited and with much protest from her) and looking around with bewilderment at the dozens and dozens of Tiger Beat.
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Sisterly Torture: I Resolve to Kick Ass
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Um, we're supposed to love each other, right? Monday, January 07, 2008. I Resolve to Kick Ass. Believe it or not, he makes a mean mojito. Nice resolutions H. Origami frogs rock! I hope you post the story of how M "avoided hitting a deer". That's what SHE said! Ugh I think dad knew, on some level, don't you? 1 You have very nice handwriting. Are you including "that's what HE said" jokes too? I guess i have to start thinking about resolutions. I'm a bit of a bartender myself- I make a mean acorn side car.
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Sisterly Torture: March 2008
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Um, we're supposed to love each other, right? Friday, March 07, 2008. This Time, I Mean It. Oh, damn it. We broke our "let’s post regularly! Resolution fairly quickly. Or I did, I suppose. After H’s retrospective (and how could you not love that series [not just because it was related to me]? It’s only fair that I do a bit more, or as the kids say,. Are also at risk and I can’t stop myself from pointing it out:. I suspect her attention is elsewhere:. She does love that punchline. How We Spend Our Days.
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Sisterly Torture: July 2007
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Um, we're supposed to love each other, right? Sunday, July 29, 2007. And the Winner is. H Yep, she triumphed, nearly slaughtering me by 6-3. (I won an impromptu competition, but in all fairness, does it really count? No, really, can we count it? H will post more details, including who won what and some delightful snapshots of the day. I thought about doing it, but then I figured, why dwell on the defeat? And I've got a lot of work ahead of me; praising H requires some serious thought and creative wording.
